you sad sad boi

nobody expects the luddite inquisition

she’s serious she actually believes every word of what she just wrote

as if everything else isn’t a total FUCKING disaster they’ve turned “frinkiac” into a completely unusable ai slop hellhole

cheese-cheese is a dumb-dumb

most convenient cancer diagnosis ever

it’s funny how we don’t have to specify “the idiot right” because…well you know

again scott pelley watched all of this happen and did absolutely fuck all until it affected him personally

better times

she’s serious she actually believes every word of what she just wrote

Have you seen episode 462 yet? We cover a moment in #MLS history that will never be forgotten, when #DCUnited GK Bill Hamid had to face 3 PKs in a row for leaving his line early, which he was not thrilled about! Video: youtu.be/kICqDVLs0ZY Audio: linktr.ee/thedppod

NEW: U.S. intelligence shows Iran "retains substantial missile capabilities” according to The New York Times citing people familiar with classified assessments. In a statement to The Times, a White House spokeswoman "repeated" Trump’s "previous assertions that Iran’s military had been “crushed.”"

Slow stream check... Do you wait it out or log off when it's slow af?

"How do you replace that?” 😬 Man City and Man Utd fans react to Pep Guardiola being expected to leave City at the end of the season 🗣️

Why join our Women’s Health special interest group (SiG)? For Dr Itunu Johnson-Sogbetun there are four main reasons: 1. For community & engagement 2. To develop & learn 3. To advocate for women’s health 4. To celebrate you! Will you join us? www.rcgp.org.uk/about/communities-groups/womens-health

Mastercard InterLink: Your Key to the Global Digital Economy #interlink #itlg #itl

Mamdani: "People whisper to me in every kind of event you can imagine -- 'Knicks in four.' We're going to have watch parties across the city."

We’re changing how public services work — to move fast and fix things and make sure they’re there when you need them most.

Sometimes you just gotta fake it until you make it... #vsky | #art

Thanks, LG! Iced tea just hits the spot sometimes! 😄 Hope you enjoy your Thursday, my friend! 😘🌷🤗🔆🩵🦋🐈‍⬛

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Great news! The govt will finally introduce local content rules for streaming platforms. This is a huge win for Aussie stories, jobs and our screen industry. Proud to have stood alongside actors, creators and so many others who helped push for this outcome. It’s a great day for Australian stories.

❗️Israeli attacks intensify across southern Lebanon and Western Bekaa For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

Hart28.com "If you want $3 gas, you're going to have to wait 6 years. We will not get back down to that sub-$70 oil level until 2032"🇺🇸

‘More Homes Scotland’ could shape the future of social housebuilding in Scotland. But clarity matters. ❤️ We’re grateful to @elenawhitham.bsky.social MSP who has kept housing & homelessness on the agenda up to the very last day, by asking key questions in Parliament about the agencies core mission.

See the entire 5 minute sermon synopsis at https://youtu.be/uOCLDl92Ysw

Instead of wasting millions in taxpayer dollars on politically motivated prosecutions against Trump's enemies, the Justice Department should focus on keeping Americans safe. This is more of President Trump's chaos, cruelty and rising costs for Americans.

Beatrice The diary of a young lady during the Regency era and then a later diary when Beatrice is an older woman in the Victorian era. #booktok #Regencybooks #Victorianbooks #historicalfiction #diary https://mybook.to/BeatriceDiary

#Newsnight Yes, the Labour party political broadcast that was banned by the #BBC and #ITV because of the offensive language contained within it, coming from Reform UK Ltd candidates, which begs the question: Why aren't they looking into Reform's racism problem?

Charli accidentally throwing a salt shaker at George and then a medic shows up 😭😭

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Trump claims there are more people employed than "ever before in the history of our country" (Employment is down by over 1.2 million since he took office)

Are you a Network Engineer? do you think AI can take your job?

#fed #warsh #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-15/us/Business/ch/bs/华尔什新官上任？/1277355

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30,000-year-old cave art hidden beneath the sea 🌊 Researchers are still uncovering how Cosquer Cave survived underwater and what it reveals about our prehistoric past. Watch The Mystery of Cosquer Cave on Curiosity Stream . . . #CosquerCave #Archaeology #AncientHistory #Prehistory

“You only get one life.” Nearly 5,500 parents shared what families really need in the 2026 National Parent Survey: more time, better pay, and more support. 🫂 Read the report: https://go.newamerica.org/2026-national-parent-survey-5

✈️ This is what travelers are dealing with at George Bush Intercontinental Airport right now. Lines are stretching outside Terminal C, with people waiting just to get inside. Unpaid officers warn the system is being pushed to the brink: bit.ly/4dEk6fF

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During a recent recording of #SixFeetUnder, @undertaker and @reymysterio weigh in on @Obaofwwe vs. Brock Lesnar ahead of #WWEClash in Italy TOMORROW. Stay tuned for the full episode!

.@RheaRipley_WWE is LIVID! 😳 Is @Jade_Cargill inside the head of the champ?!

Novorossiysk.. the attack continues. #russianLosses #KineticSanctionsEnforcement #UkraineNews

Abolish Palantir A tune I wrote for the Palantir Unwelcome Party that we debuted in front of Palantir's Palo Alto office. @raginggrannies.bsky.social @the-wolves.bsky.social 📸 @probonophoto.bsky.social #abolishpalantir #abolishice #iceout #iceoutforgood

the algorithm in physical form. #imurme #shitpost #funny #memes #internetbrain

Where do John Bishop & Will Arnett get their comedy inspo? 🤔 😂 The Laughter Lift, obvs 🎤 More hilarity + IS THIS THING ON? interview, review and more in the latest Take 🎬 🎧 pod.fo/e/3836ad FULL SHOW on YT 📺 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSVV...

Surfista atingido por peixe agulha relata euforia dos médicos no momento em que coração voltou a bater. Confira reportagem completa: glo.bo/4dTgxRs

It’s worse than you remember #fyp #therapyhumor #openup #gaslighting

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Happy Pride Month! Our campaign celebrates the beautiful diversity of our country with a fierce commitment to fight bigotry. ✊🏾🇺🇸🇺🇦 brandtforcongress.com/donate

Dems held the line: fund DHS, not ICE abuses. We passed a bipartisan deal through the Senate unanimously. Twice. Then Mike Johnson flip-flopped and blocked it. I went on @cnn.com to lay out the facts:

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream Video Moments. GOOD LORD BOOPKINS!!!!!

We made it to another “Friday Crazy Night”!

For Principles and Justice🇨🇳 —FM Wang Yi’s Week at the UN May 2026

Sometimes the simplest things are the most satisfying. Made this with just paper, and my kids have been playing with it for hours

"Fresh and freaky toad-licked alt-pop for '26." www.theslowmusicmovement.org/post/francos... Find Pain in the Slow Psyche Playlist: www.submithub.com/link/slow-ps... #altpop #psychedelic #alternative #independent #artist #berlin

Dylan Harper too strong for Mikal Bridges

Every day.

"How sick in the head you have to be to do this? Unless you are Israh31 !" #PalestinaLibre #FreePalestine #BoicotIsrael #ApartheidIsrael #IsraelGenocida #PalestineAction #icc #Genocide #BDS #BoycottIsrael

🚨 Economist Mariana Mazzucato on Brexit: "What both Farage and Johnson did... was to lie and lie again, and still have not been held accountable for such a problematic policy."

actually added a new system to 10S FOREVER for the upcoming holiday update - powerups!! finally something happens when you get max heat but already have full life, you get a choice of 3 temporary shmuppy powerups i like this one a lot - "P" upgrade that lets you shoot bullets with every hit