how do people this cataclysmically stupid leave the house every morning without accidentally exploding themselves

most convenient cancer diagnosis ever

i mean did anybody think he *wasn’t* going to set up a $2 billion white power revolution slush fund for the j6 terrorists

the inevitability

nobody expects the luddite inquisition

the entire us government-media-financial-military-industrial complex presented in graphics interchange format

saint bernard: fight the oligarchy!1!11!1!! except for this guy over here he’s cool bernie say tankie do

i don’t believe her i don’t believe any of them ever most convenient cancer diagnosis in history

it’s funny how we don’t have to specify “the idiot right” because…well you know

this guy is so totally awesome how do you centrist clowns not understand the magnificence

#Turkey News - Incredible as it may seem, in Türkiye the well-known news anchor Ece Üner ended the Halk TV news talking in Spanish to thank #Spain for its position on Gaza and the #IranWar: "Thanks for being on the right side of history" #SpainTurkey hispanatolia.com/en/spain-and...

This Administration’s long-term vacancies at HHS put Americans’ health and safety at risk. I questioned Secretary Kennedy on these inexcusable vacancies in his Department. I will continue to hold this Administration accountable while fighting to build a strong and reliable health care system.

BYE @CBS

After seeing our report yesterday, Paul Bowman was on the lookout for copperheads in West Hartford... and low and behold... https://www.wfsb.com/2026/05/08/copperhead-sightings-continue-west-hartford/ 

Allah Ki Nazar mein Nek hona kya hai #goharshahilikenoother #ifollowgoharshahi

Everything from Round 6 of EuroLeague #euroleague #basketball #nbauk #nbaeurope #euro

Afternoon Gato girl Have a wonderful evening yeh it's also taco Thru in my house,So happy 😊 taco Thur 🌮 GG 😻😻

It shouldn’t be impossible to hold politicians and leaders accountable. ⚠️  Let’s take the politics out of politics. ✅ Build people-power at hub.futureis.org 🤝 #AmericanPolitics #Midterms #VoteWithClarity #UpgradeDemocracy #DigitalPolitics

Quand un collègue marche dans ma direction.. 🤣

Congratulations to the #US sledge hockey team on winning the gold medal once again. The #MilanCortina Games marked the first #Olympics in which all three teams from the same country competed, and each team secured gold in hockey. They certainly represented the #UnitedStates well. #USAHockey

Operation Sea Signal: I DIDN'T SEE YOU HERE!

I am hooked to Newhook. Bro is pure energy. Subscribe 👉 @funny_as_puck #Hockey #NHL #Habs

🦁🔥 Five-Star Reviews Are Roaring Through Wildwood. www.amazon.com/Throne-Claws... #queenrising #fantasytransformation #darkfantasyqueen #romantasycommunitybooks #alphakingdom #bookcommunityreadsworld #fictionloverbookscommunity #supernaturalromanceworld

🌞 🌵 London Victoria gets a summer garden makeover to highlight the impact of climate change on the railway. Inspired by the Chelsea Flower Show, it highlights the damaging effects of heat on the railway and innovations to tackle them: 👉 https://bit.ly/4wQ0WL5 #HotRailway

O maior absurdo dessa história toda é que os bolsonaristas do Rio de Janeiro, que fingem se espantar com a ideologia esquerdista nas escolas, entregam cargos para traficantes de drogas. A PF tem áudios com o deputado Thiago Rangel apontando indicados de "Júnior do Beco", líder do TCP em Campos.

The journey doesn’t stop here. Rust is evolving throughout 2026, with new challenges and changes on the horizon*. Gear up. The island isn’t done with you yet. 🗓️☢️👀 *Subject to change

Missglückter Start - und jetzt? Vielleicht hilft dir das ❤️ #stillen #flaschenbaby #geburt #abpumpen #stillennachbedarf Ich bringe gerade meine Videos hierher – falls du neu bist, willkommen! 👋

forever in my brain

Only second to fax machines as most untrusted objects

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Are your pupils smarter than a Stone Age engineer? New podcast: Jennifer Wexler from English Heritage & maths communicator @teakayb.mathstodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy discuss the amazing engineering & maths behind Stonehenge. 💡 Bring prehistoric STEM to life in lessons. www.teachwire.net/podcasts/tea...

Yanking a tick leaves its chainsaw head glued inside you. ❌🕷️ ​#TickSafety #HowItWorks #MindBlown

Comment fact-checker sans être moralisateur ? 🤔 Pour Susanna Dorhage, fondatrice de l'association Lumières sur l’info, tout est une question de posture. Son analyse en images 🎥 Et toi, tu en penses quoi ? 💬

McSweeney's phone containing direct messages to Mandelson was stolen last year. Parliament is now demanding every communication. Those messages are gone. Ignored warnings. A rushed process. A £75,000 payoff. A missing phone. No cover-up, says Downing St. #MandelsonFiles #MorganMcSweeney #Epstein

How Does Texas Property Tax Work? Click the bio link to listen to the full episode. https://bio.link/christejeda #TexasPropertyTax #TaxSystemExplained #RealEstateTax #TexasEconomy #BusinessTaxation #PropertyValuation #ChrisTejeda

The original singer of 'Reading Rainbow' theme song, Tina Fabrique, performs 'Butterfly in the Sky'! 🦋 Original post

Final Motivation Real Learning as a Career Strategy last timing for this | Ekascloud #Ekascloud #CareerStrategy #RealLearning #FinalMotivation #CareerGrowth #SkillDevelopment #Upskilling #Reskilling #TechEducation #ProfessionalDevelopment #FutureReady #ContinuousLearning

Ohh steaky and fishy time in my jungle bunker 😻Thanks Muvver #Hedgewatch #caturday

From emergency response to urgent deliveries, drone operations must be fast, safe and reliable. ✈️ 🎥This video captures the main takeaways from SAFIR-Ready project, highlighting how advanced U-space services can support time-critical missions with real societal impact. #DigitalSky #Uspace

🎥 The Indiana Fever may very well go as Kelsey Mitchell goes in 2026. Full Episode: 🍎 bit.ly/3RlHDc7 📺 youtu.be/E6rhc0lv1Qk Clip from The Her Hoop Stats Podcast Hosts: @brittanycarper.bsky.social @mingemi.bsky.social

Fleksibilitas staking yang memberi kebebasan menentukan lock, reward, dan strategi sesuai profil masing-masing — membangun ekosistem yang lebih adil dan berkelanjutan. #InterLink #ITLG #ITL

PTSD isn’t just flashbacks. Sometimes it’s a body that won’t downshift, a mind stuck on high alert, and a craving for intensity that makes “normal life” feel flat and unbearable. Mark, a Marine vet, knows this terrain. His story is raw, real, and full of hard-won wisdom. #PTSD #VeteranMentalHealth

Well we went 0-1 up but another poor game which will prove costly. #Arsenal

I'd just like to report: Today has been an exceptionally good day. I've been out and about, and I haven't seen ONE single Morris Dancer. Pheeeeew!!! 🤣👍 Yaaaaaay! 😆🤣😁 Wahooooo!!!! 😁

A Russian occupier shows the aftermath of a strike on his tank.

Quite a small feature but on your journey you'll have to search for keys to unlock specific areas ! #indiedev #indiegame #pixelart #LowPoly #gamedev #UE5 #UnrealEngine5

VIAJE A LA LUNA en inglés #viajealaluna #atriptothemoon Títulos de #peliculas

Cuba is running invasion drills as Trump's oil blockade tightens. Civilians are packing go-bags. The CIA director just landed openly in Havana. Federal prosecutors move to indict 94-year-old Raul Castro.

Ted Sallis, you lucky dog. @ofspiiderswords.bsky.social

PA-309 (BETHLEHEM PIKE) @ PA-463/ FIVE POINTS 🕒 6:42 PM - 6:49 PM ET (16x speed) 🌡️ 64°F | Clear 📍: 40.247670,-75.243830

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🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iranian Parliamentary Speaker Ghalibaf has stated: "Economic pressure & media campaigns are being used by the enemy to create division & force surrender following their military defeat. What a vain delusion! Cohesion and unity are seen as the key factors for victory."

One Dead, 780 Detained After PSG Soccer Title Win Sparks Riots in Multiple French Cities. 👉 Read the full story at NewsLink7.com #PSG #France #ChampionsLeague #Paris #Riots #ParisSaintGermain #Arsenal #FrenchPolice #WorldNews #BreakingNews #News #Noticias

« Rassemblement pour un Québec blanc »!!! « Je me souviens d’un Québec Blanc! » sur la banderole de ces ethnonationalistes indépendantistes. Voici l’héritage de René Lévesque bafouée par #PSPP et le #PQ! La honte! Combien de fois,j’vous avertis à propos de PSPP et de son PQ! 🤷🏻 #polqc #Shawinigan

Get @reshare_app • @itsmichaeldoherty he can thank me later 😋 @itsmichaeldoherty

Dillon Dingler #Tigers is Monday’s Box-Toppers AL Batter of the Day (2HR 2B 4-5 4R 4BI vs. TB). Full Monday B-T Daily Scorecard: www.box-toppers.com/blog/2026/6/...

GM & TY, Beth! 💙 @schultziepie.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social @sassy0210.bsky.social @jenexpresses.bsky.social @suzzisulli.bsky.social @annettebeebe.bsky.social @chaserbaybe.bsky.social @jules1212.bsky.social‬ @felicianmitzi.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @raykwong.lol

El feminicidio de una menor de 14 años marca las movilizaciones del movimiento 'Ni una menos' en Argentina social.elpais.com/jvq…

Our joke of an acting AG—who “happens” to be Trump’s former personal attorney—just gave his boss a lifelong get out of jail free card (which also applies to Trump’s family and businesses.) Doesn’t get any more corrupt than that.