how do people this cataclysmically stupid leave the house every morning without accidentally exploding themselves

you sad sad boi

this guy is so totally awesome how do you centrist clowns not understand the magnificence

again scott pelley watched all of this happen and did absolutely fuck all until it affected him personally

again scott pelley watched all of this happen and did absolutely fuck all until it affected him personally

saint bernard: fight the oligarchy!1!11!1!! except for this guy over here he’s cool bernie say tankie do

fdr died when bernie was three

she’s serious she actually believes every word of what she just wrote

photo editor still doesn’t work bravo @support.bsky.team

i mean did anybody think he *wasn’t* going to set up a $2 billion white power revolution slush fund for the j6 terrorists

Absolutely epic session of GUNVEIN. Insane levels of cortisol flowing through my body as I attempt to navigate this maze of razors... #SHMUP #Gaming #BulletHell #Gunvein

98% of parents risk their child’s life by moving them to seatbelts too soon! Access Full Guide: https://go.growdeen.com/car_seat_basics Car safety is part of your amanah. #fyp#viral#foryou#trending#Islam

BREAKING: as one of the only women veterans in Congress, @goodlander.house.gov is co-sponsoring the WARRIOR Act so that all service members must meet the same qualifications for combat regardless of gender. Women deserve an equal chance to serve! #Military #politics #usa🇺🇸 #news #congress

Anotha one:

Whipps Cross Hospital hosted the Crampsta period pain simulator! The contrast was wild: men were shocked by the extreme pain, while women normalized it during long shifts. We have to make men aware of what women experience monthly and make it ok to have sick leaves when needed.

#VisibilityBrigade #alaska #democracy #epsteinfiles #PeacefulProtest @maddow.bsky.social #saveact #rights @visibilitybrigade.bsky.social @rosaliewong.bsky.social @jesscraven101.bsky.social @emmatk.bsky.social @hcrichardson.bsky.social #epstein #ice #ak #impeach #war #wages #money

Listen to the Professor, Robert Reich: Is Donald Trump trying to start a recession? #Trumpflation

Thank you, Tammy Narvaez, for your leadership in strengthening partnerships that support and advance Harris County. Your work helps connect the county to valuable opportunities and resources that benefit our community. #IGA #HarrisCounty #WomensHistoryMonth

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Good morning all you amazing critters and welcome to a terrific Tuesday, make it an awesome day.

🔵 He should be disqualified on this alone. And her "woo" at the end is everything 🔵🤣

RT @yankeesbot.bsky.social: Cody Crush 💥

Stop the hate. Stop the violence. #endjewhate

820 miles border to border and back again. Today was an incredible day driving the entire length of CD02. It was a 17 hour day that left me feeling energized and hopeful. Thank you Carson City for bringing the heart and the energy. See everyone in Elko tomorrow.

Our congressman won't hold public meetings in southern Minnesota, but he always seems to have time for corporate donors in Washington. That’s not how public service should work. We deserve a representative who isn’t afraid to meet with the people they're elected to represent.

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Drop some BOOTS 👢🖤🎿

Special guest Roxanne Khamsi, science writer and author of Beyond Inheritance, joins Nels and Vincent on This Week in Evolution 126.

So, Lindsey Graham loves the direction we're in & Trump is his favorite Prez, because "We're killing the right people" and we're using more bombs than WWII AND people cheered No, this is not AI. This is America under #MAGA leadership BTW many of them are pleading with folks to vote for Cuomo

🐰: THANK YOU AMAAAAAASS!! 🐰: It feels so good to be back!

It’s game day! #goRU #chop #rutgersfootball #Rutgers #collegefootball

"... The opportunity exists for the listener to hear it all...the tipper as it touches the head of the bodhran, the rosin on the fiddle’s bow, and feathered end of the note on a viola da gamba. It is all there." - Carolyn Surrick Get the album: www.sonoluminus.com/sonoluminus/... #newmusic

Dos veces al año sucede un fenómeno solar tropical localizado exclusivamente en Hawái. Y pasa cuando el Sol alcanza su cenit al mediodía solar y los objetos verticales no proyectan sombra. Es el fenómeno conocido como "Lāhainā noon"

Kids should be playing with their friends, learning at school, and going home to see their families. No child should be ripped away from their family, held in detention. Any country that detains children has lost its moral compass.

Hello Tuesday😃! “We only have control over two moments in our lives - here and now” #tuesdayvibes #tbt #GoodMorningXfam #GoodMorningХ #beautyisdiversity #TravelDeals #TravelVibes #travelblogger #26maggio2026 #buyingcontent #ContentStrategy #travelblog #vacation Travel Blog: workvacationrepeat.com

A star is Braun! Enjoy the first episode of Outer Space with Phil Braun ONLY at patreon.com/officehourslive.

If your heart feels heavy and the day has drained you, you’re not alone. Our #bible #podcast reads gentle Scriptures and reminds you of God’s real comfort and quiet strength for tomorrow. #Christianity #Jesus #Faith #Bible #Prayer www.youtube.com/@Reading-And...

The crew of NASA's Artemis II mission: probably not ready to leave space, maybe a little ready to no longer be crammed into their Orion capsule... Follow all our mission coverage: spklr.io/6001EyN07

Check out the rest of our interview with @andrewkrinks.bsky.social on studying white supremacy, private property and mass criminalization through a theological lens ( @nyupress.bsky.social 2024) thefinalstrawradio.noblogs.org/post/2026/05...

This week is #WorldContinenceWeek — an important time to raise awareness and encourage open conversations about bladder and bowel health. We have a factsheet with symptom advice and other helpful info here: bit.ly/2tiBs9K @rhianlast.bsky.social @bladderboweluk.bsky.social @helendon-rn.bsky.social

Today is National Healthy Weight, Healthy Look Day! Don't focus on the numbers on the scale. Instead, work toward a healthy weight by eating a sensible diet and exercising. www.fittrend.com/how-much-sho... #HealthyWeightHealthyLookDay #Today #NationalDays #Holidays

SCOTUS restores abortion pill access, Trump escalates threats toward Iran, Giuliani is hospitalized, & DOJ expands anti-trans investigations. #TheDailyBeans Headlines of the Day! 🫘 with @muellershewrote.com & @dgcomedy.bsky.social #MSW.Media Listen: the-daily-beans.simplecast.com/episodes/dee...

The Senate Majority votes today on several bills that will strengthen our democracy and make voting easier in New York. I’m proud to have my bill included, giving election commissioners the option to establish short-term polling sites to ensure voting is safer, more efficient, and more accessible.

Part 4 of the #BuildAndFight Formula, presented by #CooperationJackson on #Rootwork on #BlackLiberationMedia. Watch the whole series/videos on YouTube @Rootwrk @BlackLiberationMedia @jacksonrising #BuildTheAlternatives #WorkerSelfOrganization #Unions #Cooperatives

Eric Church told UNC graduates something we all need to hear.

Destiny “Ky’She” Lunan is NC State’s Architect of Tempo 🏀 From Arizona Gatorade POY to ACC freshman disrupter, Ky’She’s defense, pace, and IQ are already changing the Wolfpack. Full breakdown on Cess Talks Sports: youtu.be/cBjLg3CciP8 #KySheLunan #NCState #NCAAW #WomensBasketball #CessTalksSports

I’ve added goblins to my dark fantasy game, Crimson Rest. They’re the second enemy I’ve introduced so far, and I plan to add many more. What do you think? #indiedev #gamedev #godot #darkfantasy #psx #nostalgic

Heath in Café Wilhelmina, lekker hoor.

💔 Jennifer Lopez says she’s never truly been loved... But what if she’s the problem? Some people fall out with everyone and never stop to ask why. Accountability hits different when it’s about you. Full Ep → youtu.be/AAKIf8QpF-0 #StraightFromDaChair #Accountability #BarbershopTalk #JenniferLopez

Hope u feel it 2

A life lesson!🤣🤣🤣

My GOP colleagues are petrified about November because Trump has taken away every possible argument that GOP reps could make to their constituents. And the worst part is, he doesn't even seem to care. Democrats will win back Congress, and I’ll lead the effort to hold this fascist accountable.

i'm really fond of their dynamic. nijika is kinda goated. overthink timelapse.

Trump attacking Kaitlan Collins: CNN's a very corrupt organization, with a corrupt reporter standing right there, never smiles. Young, beautiful woman, never smiles. I never see a smile on her face. I see her standing with such hatred in her eyes.

Looks like BB got a Fig surprise! 😹 #cats #catsofbluesky #thedessertcrew #twitch #twitchclips #youtube #tuxedocats #tortiecats #video

Good am @poppopking.bsky.social Sending get well vibes from me and AM Buddy.🐿💐☕🍲✨

The brown treesnake has no predators, a voracious appetite for birds/eggs & populations exploded to 2 million. Today, there are 10 times as many snakes as people on Guam. Thomas Seibert captured this video of their ability to climb nest boxes designed to be snake-proof, by looping their body.

This 🔽 is the reason why you shouldn't use a #cheap Chinese #headset for recording #audio or #filming. (1.99 €) #mojo #mobilereporting #journalism #recording

I think 007 First Light Tac Sim might be my life now.

📍 Ronda, Spanien 🇪🇸 Eine Stadt, die direkt über einer gewaltigen Schlucht erbaut wurde 😮 Ronda liegt etwa 700 Meter über dem Meeresspiegel; seine beiden Stadthälften werden durch die berühmte Brücke Puente Nuevo miteinander verbunden.