We should be happy he didn't paint it gold. White house looks like a pimp lives there now.

My father was from Vegas. He was so drunk when I was born, when he signed the birth certificate it looked like Bam. So I was Baby Bambam until the nun and my mother picked my name. My little bracket says Baby Bambam. Some of my family still call me Bambam.

It must have been difficult to find a sculptor who can do tiny details, like his Mushroom Dick?

Ok.....I'm getting swamped by ads for Erectile Disfunction!?!? I'm starting to take this personally. Who blabbed?!?

Proof prayers are never answered. He's still sucking in air! #Mood

Have to vent this one, too. If you are "Famous" or think you are....unless you toured with Van Halen? Chances are, I have no idea who the hell you are, no offense.

If they weren't rich, they'd be Incels.

I can't wait till Trump is sucking Satan's dick!

I told my brother if playing in front of a group of people bugs us, just remember it's our mom's fault. She let us watch too much Partridge Family. She wouldn't believe this of she saw it. She wanted us to try to get along for decades, "Nope". Both too stubborn

Yes i do

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Trump is “increasingly using desperate language and even considering desperate moves,” says @tparsi.bsky.social, because “according to the plan of those who sold this blockade idea to the Trump administration, Iran should have crumbled about 10 days ago, and it clearly has not happened."

Do I ever muse if my gaydar was calibrated back in high school? 🤔 Never. Aside from a few heated rivalries, innocence never succumbed to any antisocial, passive-aggressive behavior. 😜 #GoForIt #RedBloodedWhiteAndBlue #gAI clip credit www.youtube.com/@BoyMoviesFi...

The moment Zionists massacred a team of rescue workers in a double tap. First they killed a father and his daughter, then bombed a medical team that arrived on the scene with their ambulance

🎵Running From I.C.E. part 1 – Feb 16 2026 - Portland ICE Facility Song by Tom Smith #filk Music: "Running On Ice" by Billy Joel tomsmith.bandcamp.com

News from Florida with @BearFiorda & @Lady Summer Helene #behindthescenes #tipsandtricks #hollywood #home #teamworkmakesthedreamwork

#wirvergessennicht #wirvergebennicht #lumpendemokrat

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The Pentagon’s race to adopt AI without effective regulation poses serious — even deadly — risks. Congress must establish guardrails. Learn more in our report on the military and AI: bit.ly/4sJCA2S

#CRISPR and cocoa trees. Who gave the Mars corporation the right to edit the genetics of every cocoa tree on Earth?

NEWS: Campaigners who want the UK to rejoin the EU are making their way through Kent, almost 10 years since the Brexit Referendum. They're walking from London to Brussels, delivering a book of messages to the European Parliament #kmfmnews

“The success of the Swinney government will be how different it can be” Andy Maciver sums up his thoughts on how John Swinney can be successful as First Minister now he has a mandate of his own.

baseball discourse on bluesky dot app today

YA SU A KI #山崎康晃 #baystars

Tonight at 22:00 Tbilisi time (GMT+4), defence and security expert Ambassador Shota Gvineria joins Talk Georgia to discuss the evolving dynamics of Georgian and regional politics. Here’s what’s coming up: Spotify: h1.nu/1kyh0 Apple Podcasts: h1.nu/1kyhW Youtube: youtu.be/xWjJeXl1QwA

📊 2026-05-27 • Myanmar: SAC Airstrikes Kill PDF Fighters in Sagaing; AA Chief Opens Door to Talks — Day 1,939 as Junta Multi-Front Offensive Continues • Ukraine War: Russia Strikes Dnipro Medical Clinic and Kharkiv Oil Depot on Day After Oreshnik Attack; Ukraine Hits Moscow Airp… 🔗 watchboard.dev

Ја сам вођа!

**Insomnia Cookies x Twinkies?! 🍪🔥 This collab is actually wild… but does it hit or miss? 👀 W or L? 👇 #insomniacookies #twinkies #cookies #dessert #foodreview #fyp #viral #snackreview #foodtok #trending

"You've got wavy hair, and tonight it's waving goodbye!" - Foley "That's cute..." - Max #AEWDoN

WATCH: @robsandia.bsky.social, a Democrat running for governor in Iowa, starts every town hall by having Democrats, Republicans, & and Independents sing "America the Beautiful" together before anyone argues about politics. This is the way. (Via @laurarbelin.bsky.social)

Yes. Trains mostly reduce highway traffic. Most people live in cities. Local traffic is a bigger issue. Especially school commutes. This is a Texas school pickup line vs a bike bus on a protected cycling network.

🔴 ÚLTIMA HORA | El juez que investiga a Leire Díez requiere nueva documentación al PSOE e imputa a Cerdán y Zarrías social.elpais.com/2fn…

Ми готуємо нові санкції проти росії, щоб реально на неї натиснути — змусити перейти від імітації переговорів до справжньої участі за столом переговорів. "Занадто багато країн продовжують вести бізнес із москвою, одночасно користуючись привілейованим доступом до європейських ринків та інвестицій"

Leftist Demons in my DMs: The Series.

1/2 #Weltweit_Katastrophen_Thread Am Abend des 26. Mai 2026 stürzte in der Provinz Hubei (China) infolge heftiger Regenfälle eine Brücke ein. Ein Auto, das am Rand des Bauwerks stand, stürzte gemeinsam mit Trümmerteilen in den Fluss. ⤵️

Was Bruno Fernandes' record-breaking assist an own goal? 🤔

Your sandwich is your logo. Shopify brands obsess over fonts + founders. Sandwich shops obsess over flavor. If the product isn’t craveable, nothing else matters. Brand ≠ what you say Brand = what they taste and tell others Make a better sandwich.

ABS overturned in #Angels at #Rays (Top 8). Zach Neto challenged the called strike. Called Strike -> Ball. HP: Lance Barrett | Upheld 40.7% (35/86). Result: Zach Neto walks.

@thefrankaccount.bsky.social 1 Q: Why does the #PrivacyNarrative about #Harry & #Meghan persist? A: #Presstitudes in the #TBM use a non-existent request for PRIVACY as a cudgel to criticize H&M by accusing them of hypocrisy which implies DISHONESTY. The #TBM sets itself up as truth tellers vs H&M.

Preston Taylor, currently in 'The Great Gatsby Musical,' is featured in "Broadway Bares: License to Strip" promo. The popular event returns Sun, Jun 21 at the Hammerstein Ballroom, NYC. Since 1988 BCEFA has awarded $300M to HIV/AIDS orgs and other nonprofits. broadwaycares.org/pre-event/br...

#senate #trump #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-17/us/Politics/es/bs/Senado-Bloquea-Financiación-para-Salón-de-Baile-de-la-Casa-Blanca-Respaldado-por-Trump/1278901

Oso Important Ep 14 - Beyond Darklands Jet Lag, forgetting your passport, and Nut is a Pup? Fomo is real…

Je hebt mensen die bewust kinderen krijgen en er dus eea over lezen. En je hebt mensen die kinderen nemen, en denken dat slaan een legitiem en goed middel is, kinderen te disciplineren.

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Happy talk isn't going to fill gas tanks

And that’s before we get to, contraception fails, ectopic pregnancies happen, assault is not the victims choice. #news #currentevents #birthcontrol

“I graduated from my undergraduate degree last summer… and I have £90,231 of student loan debt.” Gina Tindale, 22, who went to university from a low income background, says the necessity to take out a larger maintenance loan has significantly added to her debt. #Newsnight

Can I ask something honestly? Do you feel BETTER now than you did 10 years ago? More energy?More confidence?Better sleep?Better digestion? Or less? I think a lot of women stay quiet about how they’re really feeling.

What's that dog yapping about? 🐶NOW LIVE🐶 twitch.tv/boofer

My opponent, Kevin Kiley, may be too busy playing politics to answer your calls, but I won’t be. As your next congressman, I’m making one thing clear: I work for you. That’s why I’m launching a 24/7 constituent hotline (916) 534-8106—because your concerns don’t clock out at 5 PM, and neither do I.

Coming from a long line of men who served in the military, I honor the courage and sacrifice of those who gave their lives for our country and the freedoms we enjoy every day. We don’t know them all, but we owe them all. Happy Memorial Day

Happy #PortfolioDay ٩(🍅˙u˙🍅)۶! ❤️ •🧡 •💛• 💚 •💙 •💜 Hi, I’m Eli! I make cute and colorful #PixelArt 💕 I love working with vibrant, happy colours 🌈✨ Here are some of my works so far 🎁🫧 ❤️• 🧡 •💛 •💚 •💙 •💜

A price comes with everything. #etiquette #mannermatters #betterlife #leagueoflegends #marvelrivelsdeadpool

🐾 Is your furry friend struggling with asthma? Here's a quick guide on how to use a pet asthma inhaler to help them breathe easier. 🐶🐱❤️ #PetCare #AsthmaRelief #CanadianPharmacy #CPOHealth

To my LGBTQ+ friends & to those I’ve never met. Thank you for your courage & contributions to making the world a more compassionate place. I stand with you today & every day. You deserve acceptance, dignity, equality & joy. Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈❤️ #HappyPrideMonth #LoveIsLove #Equality #SheShed

🚂💥Tonight, strike UAVs worked on the railway infrastructure in occupied Dzhankoy. There was a large-scale fire at the facility after strikes, the administrative building was completely destroyed, some other facilities were also well-hit + probably military echelon was hit.

We’re all in this together! Join us for our upcoming Discussion Group! No prep required. No homework assigned. Just a safe space to meet up and talk with other people in the community who get it. 🗓️ Sunday, June 7th | 2:00 PM 📍 ACPL Main (Globe Room)

Are you adding value or just more friction? In mature Salesforce environments, small issues can build up unnoticed, creating hidden risks. Don't let the accumulation catch you off guard. #Salesforce #SalesforceTrainingSolutions #SalesforceSuccessSecrets

Opinion sincera: No tengo problema con los personajes femeninos en videojuego, muchas son icónicas pero me gustan personajes nuevos y bien construidos / Honest opinion: I have no problem with female characters in video games—many of them are iconic—

Akita City Port, Japan #Japan #Nippon