GuitarMan66
@guitarman66
My father was from Vegas. He was so drunk when I was born, when he signed the birth certificate it looked like Bam. So I was Baby Bambam until the nun and my mother picked my name. My little bracket says Baby Bambam. Some of my family still call me Bambam.
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