My buddy from Mexico, Mark, is funny when he's drunk. "Hey!! I have known you since 5th grade.... "You motherfucker! But, NO! I Love You ...but Fuck You! But I love you man!"

All of you! 🤣🤣

There are a lot of Trumpholes trolling today. #DealingWithTrumpholes

Satan doesn't age

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People ask me, "Why do you smoke #Weed?" Because otherwise people would be catching a flying bitch slap!

Ok.....I'm getting swamped by ads for Erectile Disfunction!?!? I'm starting to take this personally. Who blabbed?!?

Elon built them new girlfriends

Bullshit!! Everything Trump starts is "privately funded" until the bill is due. Then it comes out of my pocket!

Imagine what else they think they can say when there's no camera? What else are FF saying on doors for the by-election? This government's policies are pushing the crisis people are facing in terms of council rents, and the housing crisis overall. They just want to deflect, deflect, deflect!

These are the dipshits who think Traitor Trump is doing a great job as president. They walk among us.🙄

Charlie Brown on a chilly beach walk - Dog / Malibu Beach Ocean City / Longport - Sunday May 3 #OceanCityNJ #Longport #DogBeach #MalibuBeach #CharlieBrown

On the DSR Daily with @djrothkopf.bsky.social, we discuss Trump’s disastrous televised address, Republicans announcing a plan to end the DHS shutdown, the US lifting sanctions on Venezuela’s acting president, and more. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... youtu.be/QJCgKNKqxIE

Wait... Did Republicans just stop the Dems from speaking because we stood up for your teachers and kids?!? Not really the best way to kick off #TeacherAppreciationWeek.

🔴Cientos de directivos de colegios e institutos dimiten en la Comunidad Valenciana ▪️Juanfran Pérez Llorca defiende la oferta de Educación a los docentes porque dice que "serían de los mejores pagados de España" 🎙️Lorena Mayordomo | @rtvevalencia.bsky.social

🚨 Detingut un home a Barcelona acusat de cometre 18 robatoris a l'interior de vehicles en un aparcament privat de l'Eixample 👉 Acumula 33 antecedents policials per fets d'una naturalesa semblant

Varför är han så här? Hummuskatten Finn. #finncleo #caturday #catsofmastodon #FediPets

Back in ABQ with some exciting news! This year our office is sponsoring a community garden at the Los Ranchos Agri-Nature Center! Celebrating ag in our community and a home for local wildlife and some new furry friends (watch until the end!)—if you’re in the North Valley, come stop by! 👩‍🌾🌱❤️

Sign of the Times. #hailmary

THE MOMENT BARCA BECAME UWCL CHAMPIONS AGAIN 🇪🇸

🌟 @kargerpublishers.bsky.social is now PIF TICK re-certified. This means its health information continues to be: - Evidence-based - Up-to-date - Easy to use and understand Get PIF TICK certified: pifonline.org.uk/pif-tick/how... #HealthInformation #PIFTICK

CRIME CONSPIRACY, A BUCK TAYLOR NOVEL BY CHUCK MORGAN Conspiracies, dermestid beetles, infrasound weapons, and a Cold War bunker ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Crime Conspiracy bristles with red herrings and pesky evidence rules that are true-to-life, and I had a grand time reading it.” Reader’s Favorite Review.…

🇺🇸 Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett's home was rushed to by police last night after gunshots were reported.

The best golf companion might be in Hong Kong. Think global. #HiringTruths #GlobalTalent This week’s episode is on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favourite podcast app : buff.ly/f10lfjC

If you're eating a S'mOreo you're economically in pretty good shape, at least according to Nabisco and their marketing department.

If you’ve been following but unsure whether to reach out — this is your sign. You can message us confidentially. You can call. You can ask questions. No pressure. No judgment. Save this for later. Share with someone who needs real help. To learn more, visit www.noorfamilyservices.org #Atlanta

✅ Raise the school starting age to 7 ✅ Introduce a kindergarten stage for ages 3-6 ✅ End homework in primary schools ✅ Move away from high stake exams and towards continuous assessment It's time to follow the research and do what works. #bbcdn

California Wants 5% From Every Billionaire #California #Taxes #Billionaires #WealthTax

#Caturday Orange and Jobless

Talking Teeth Thursdsy talks time. Time never stands still and neither should mouth care. Let's talk key points in life where oral care should be updated and move with the times.

The unique Sterling capable of mimicking about 25 other birds. So synchronized in their flight during migration. They symbolize unity,adaptation and community. And one special thing, they represent the a new beginning (spring) and freedom/change.

y a t'il un pilote dans l'avion du RN...? ou quand la lumiere n'est pas a tous les étages, tu cherche les commandes...👀🤣😂😅

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You live and you learn.

When I represent Florida’s 1st District in Congress, I will focus on lowering insurance costs. I fully support the bill introduced by Rep. Jared Moskowitz which would cut rates by at least 25% and stabilize the reinsurance market. FL-1: vote in the April 1st special election. gayforcongress.com

Sachbuchpreisbloggerin Estelle stellt euch auf ihrem Instagram-Account mit dem klingenden Namen Gute Seiten, schlechte Seiten Belletristik und Sachbücher vor – und hier auf unserem Kanal sich selbst. Zwei Sachbuchempfehlungen in aller Kürze hat sie ebenfalls im Gepäck! #DSP26

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Merry Christmas from your favorite unlicensed therapy dog 🥺 #furry #furryfandom #littlealphapup #oholynight

Manitoba continues prioritizing strategic recruitment, issuing only 32 invitations. This signals fewer but more focused opportunities for candidates with in-demand skills. zurl.co/E7LpI

Aliens.... mag het iets origineler? Ja, dat mag. 'Anderen'.

I can’t be bought and I’m hell bent on cleaning up the corruption and rot in Washington, DC. CA-47 voters, I hope you’ll vote for me, on or before June 2.

It’s the best day of the week … Hitting the Hardwood Newsletter Day! 🥳 Featured this week: ✅ Game One, One Win Away ✅ How to Support HTH ✅ Latest Content ✅ New Podcasts ✅ More! Do you want weekly news and info sent to you for FREE year-round? Sign up today! ➡️ hittingthehardwood.com/newsletter/

Getting into the rhythm

Spring is here, but don’t rush through it! 🌸 Slow down, stay safe and smell the flowers.

This week, I joined local leaders and advocates as the Coalition for the Homeless of Central FL announced plans for a new center for women & families. We secured $3 million in federal funding for this important project to expand housing & fight for a future where everyone has a place to call home.

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Game time!

Such an asshole assuming that he is popular 😳😳😳😳😡😡😡🤬🤬

No it was resentment with Kamala. Full stop. Dems internally didn't want him to pick her as VP (AOC spoke about it). They didn't support her after Biden dropped out (which is why he threw his support behind her soon after). It was never about Biden's health as much as it was about the person as VP.

Do you know the name of the woman who has spent over 7,000 hours underwater? Or the man who helped create Google Earth? In the first of a new series exploring our building, Chrissie Quigley shares the stories behind three past RGS award recipients, featured on the boards in our Ken Gore entrance ✨

Don Lemon says that he got a gaydar ping when he was interviewing Stephen Miller, and also got a vibe that Stephen was flirting with him.🤭

Repost by @JCMacriNBA RT by @JCMacriNBA: "THIS F*****G TEAM!!!!!!!" Relive the final minutes of last night's Knicks win in Game 1 of the NBA Finals through @JCMacriNBA & @AndrewJClaudio_ during our KFS Watchalong! Click to see original repost

Welcome to the White House UFC Octagon. Just freakin disgraceful & embarrassing. #Octagon #UFC #WhiteHouse IN 2026 - VOTE. MAGA. OUT. ALL OF THEM. #VoteMagaOut

The American Je/ wish academic and researcher Norman Finkelstein says that "I will not condemn what they did by breaking down the walls and gates" as what happened on October 7, 2023, is a natural revolution against the concentration camp that Is/rael established in the Ga/za Strip

2026 Miguel Vargas: 14 home runs in 59 games 2025 Miguel Vargas: 16 home runs in 138 games

The US spends $886 billion a year on defense. We can’t find money for universal healthcare. 68 million Americans are uninsured or underinsured. This is a priorities problem. Republicans chose bombs over your body. Hold them accountable. #FundHealthcareNotWar

You can’t miss sweet Cassandra! 🐈 She's hanging out in one of our sun rooms located in our kitty cottage. She was originally adopted in May of 2018 but made her way back to us this March. She is now ready to find a loving forever family that will love and cherish her. Come and meet her today! 😊

🇷🇴 ❗️A powerful explosion occurred in the Romanian port of Constanta According to local media, a naval drone exploded. The Prime Minister of Romania and the President of the country were urgently informed about the incident.

51 people have been injured in Kyiv, including three children, and four people have been killed in last night’s Russian terrorist attack on the city. Video: Telegraph. Aftermath of Russian shelling in one of Kyiv’s districts.