I Am A Pyrite King
@iamapyriteking
How about bath bombs that *actually explode*? Round black orbs with a fuse and everything, and a big warning label: DO NOT USE THIS BATH BOMB! IT IS A REAL BOMB! See who uses it anyway. Just to, I dunno, soap out the bathtub AND the gene pool at the same time...
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