I found a chipmunk hiding under a salad spinner in my closet. Hey, why not? It's 2026...

Post a character that starts with the letter Y (First or Last) YONGARY! Monster from the Deep

A little animation to illustrate what's really going on here...

City of the Living Dead

For some reason, I'm hearing Bette Davis from WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE singing this...

BREAKING: Marvin Suggs has declined an invitation to perform at Freedom 250

I wrote a little verse about this...

Not as unknown as the third part of the bill: I EAT YOUR SKIN I DRINK YOUR BLOOD I GOT YOUR NOSE

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

what I was doing during the great bluesky outage of 2026

No March Mammal Madness is complete without a #CatScandal, and #2026MMM is no exception.

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community. @meidastouch.com

Chronic stress can harm our health. In honor of Mental Health Month, APHA CEO Georges Benjamin, MD, and American Psychological Association CEO Arthur C. Evans Jr., PhD, discuss its impact and strategies to cope with stress in a new episode of Speaking of Psychology. 🎧 www.apa.org/topics/stres...

Big moves in digital assets: CLARITY Act breakthrough, DTCC tokenization timeline, and Bullish acquiring traditional transfer agent infrastructure. The institutional wave is here. Read the full update: aktiego.com/market-analy... #Fintech #Crypto $BULL

EuroBasket 2025 Final Power Rankings #basketball #nba #eurobasket #nbaeurope #nbauk

🧵 Olivia Andre remains in ICE custody at Dilley, despite her mother and siblings—who were detained with her—having already been released. ICE has failed to provide a clear written explanation for why Olivia continues to be detained. This lack of transparency is unacceptable and indefensible. (1/4)

Most all other ROCKY HORROR shows are sold out for this coming weekend, so we’re adding an early Saturday show at 5:30pm, for those of you who wanna PARTY but also be in bed at a reasonable hour. www.brownpapertickets.com/event/6732127

I discussed with The Economist how having a diverse workforce is good for businesses. Inclusion is a valuable strategic decision — the business case for workplace diversity is strong. #inclusion #dei #diversity #lgbtq

"Watching tomatoes triple in price from over the course of one month, that's pretty crazy." Wisconsin families are struggling to put food on their tables, thanks to Republicans like Derrick Van Orden (#WI03) and Glenn Grothman (#WI06).

Here are the results from the 2026 Derry Feis on Tuesday, April 7. For An Ceol, Classical Music and Speech and Drama. Well done to everyone who took part!

(REITERATING) Again For The Slow Kid's In The Back Of The Bus...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ---> YO ELITE CLASS, HOW'S IT GOING FOR YOU ALL NOW ? 👀

UPDATE: I was back at 26 Federal Plaza for my weekly oversight visit today after ICE openly flouted the law on Tuesday by making a courthouse arrest right after a federal judge explicitly banned them. Officers confirmed no new arrests have been made since that unlawful detention.

MLB 2026 @ny-yankees.bsky.social vs @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social #ɴᴏᴡꜱᴛʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ⚾

⭕La nuit dernière, des colons #Israéliens ont attaqué des véhicules #Palestiniens près du carrefour de #Burin dans le district de #Naplouse, en #Cisjordanie occupée, causant des dommages aux véhicules mais sans victimes. #Quds-News-Network

Ashley St. Clair shows Hasan #Piker the texts between her and Elon #Musk during the 2024 election. And yes, Elon does talk in the same unfunny cringe manner in DMs.

New podcast episode: GLM-5.1 Z.ai's GLM-5.1 is an open-weight 754B MoE model that tops SWE-Bench Pro with 58.4, sustains 8-hour autonomous coding sessions, and runs under MIT license at $0.95/M input tokens. Full episode in the reply. #AI #Podcast #LLM

In the Chernihiv region, about 2,400 hectares of forest are burning due to Russian shelling. The fire cannot be extinguished due to FPV drones and the threat of explosive objects — State Enterprise "Forests of Ukraine", State Emergency Service in a comment to NV.

is he why they lose their minds and fight each weekend at Nellie’s?

"Calling All Stations!" Greetings, fellow wonderful friends/Super SvenPals! Let's all escape from evil & come to our good place! Ready for #Svengoolie & his big Me-TV premiere of Ray Harryhausen's classic mammoth Columbia sci-fi masterpiece adaptation of " #FirstMenInTheMoon" (1964)! Sven Cheers!

Jon Moxley practicing a unique type of optometry as he looks to deny Kyle O'Reilly a shot at the Continental Championship as #AEWDynamite is LIVE on TBS and HBO Max

Captain Szilveszter Pálinkás, Hungarian Army officer: "What causes me difficulty is understanding which side this government is choosing. It portrays Ukraine as an enemy, while in reality, in this military conflict, Ukraine is a victim, because Russia attacked Ukraine. This is common knowledge."

Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly.  We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."

When Bluesky doesn’t like my posts. 🚬

The Cleveland Division of Police is investigating a shooting that turned into a pursuit, leaving five officers injured Saturday afternoon in Cleveland, according to the department.

😳 EXCLUSIVE: Kendrick Perkins was held back in a heated argument at his son's AAU game. 😂😂😂😂

This is disgusting.

Endymion Ball New Orleans. Pregame in the SuperDome

Well done

Good Morning Beautiful People

Yeeeaaahhhh beer goes right through me >////<

📹 Occupied Krasny Kut, Luhansk region.

Pam Bondi has now admitted she was never truly in charge of the Epstein files and was merely a puppet while Todd Blanche ran the entire operation behind the scenes. Blanche is accused of helping bury the names of Epstein’s most powerful associates tied to the child trafficking network.

The fried egg jellyfish is a stunning ocean wonder, with its yellow center and translucent bell. These fascinating creatures drift along currents and capture tiny prey.

Ok, glad to have that verified. I thought that I was losing my mind. @thefrankaccount.bsky.social @tennysonsarah.bsky.social @traceytaylor.bsky.social @bakerhrolyn.bsky.social @capreece.bsky.social @calilove102.bsky.social @vrthompson-1.bsky.social @freshfoodiegeek.bsky.social 👇🏾 #PunctuationMarks👇🏾

This morning, Get Free members of our NYC pod kicked off the week by showing solidarity with DC. Raise a DC flag or Free DC sign/banner in your community and call on your Member of Congress to overturn Trump’s authoritarian takeover ➡️ freedcproject.org/allies?sourc... @freedcproject.bsky.social

#TeamSOSAZ is proud to be leading the #ProtectEducation coalition alongside the Arizona Education Association. Thousands of volunteers are already collecting signatures across the state, but we need YOU to get 5, 10, or 100 signatures! 🛡️🗳️ Join the movement: ProtectEdAZ.com

Yalta, Crimée occupée, soirée du 30 mai. Bientôt dans toute la "Fédération" de russie.

The clocks may have gone one hour back, but we’re taking a trip one month back into October in our latest newsletter to see what this year’s trick-or-trick bag had in store. 🎃 With 2 awards and 9 ranking features, this spooky season has also certainly been an awards season! 🏆(1/4)

🎙️Makai Lemon gives the #Eagles a ton of juice for the future. Brenden Deeg from The Score jumped on the pod to help us analyze the new Eagles draft picks. 📺Watch & 🎧listen here: youtu.be/O31a82-o6mg?...

Mondays hit hard - but sometimes a joke so bad it loops back to funny is all you need. 😅 🤳 Best watched full screen (or with subtitles)! #MondayMotivation

No wonder after a dam lot of rain this morning

EV rebates caveats, infected hummingbird tongue, Victoria film and hot chocolate festivals and a look at the labour numbers Catch up with today's Ryan & Lisa podcast: www.iheart.com/podcast/1300...

Qtp with a male character you love💜 My husband💜

The youngest runner in the @TCS London Marathon? Join us in wishing Ollie a very happy 18th birthday today! Ollie ran alongside mum, Catherine, in memory of his dad, who died four years ago. He would be very proud. #TeamSarcoma #LondonMarathon #SarcomaAwareness

Ag ceiliúradh 25 bliain de Chomhoibriú Thuaidh Theas ar oileán na hÉireann. Léiríonn taighde de chuid Thionscadal S2@25 an chaoi a seachadann comhoibriú Thuaidh Theas tionchair dearfacha mar gheall ar Chomhoibriú. crossborder.ie/reports/26022/

How much money are we going to save from the government’s cost of living plan this summer?

Türkiye [2] - 0 North Macedonia- Can Uzun 16'

God this guest keeps coming back to Below Deck and he’s MISERABLE - Doesn’t want fish - Doesn’t want vegetables - Wanted shrimp (it was in front of him) - Wanted lobster (it was in front of him) Some people really just like to be difficult #BelowDeckDownUnder

Great Meet & Greet in Southport in Mashpee yesterday. This campaign is about meeting people where they are, whether it be on doorsteps, at events or in living rooms I will work for every vote. I’m running to fight ...