*Churchill dog voice* "Oh yes!"

Under 3 hours 318km Zaragoza to Valencia.

It is a known fact that farting is always hysterically funny.

I hate middle aged blokes who constantly ask "where's my glasses?".

A 10 year project to eradicate ebola from DR Congo was among the first projects to be cut by Elon Musk's DOGE. Further proof that Trump's USA was completely the wrong country to host the FIFA World Cup.

As you all know I have zero interest in oikball but this made me LooooooooooL 🤣

Last night on the main square opposite the hotel. Zaragoza is gorgeous and a fun town!

La Puebla de Valverde A regular charge point on the way South through Eastern Spain. Properly Spanish, I love it.

Up the Yellows 😉🤣 Relegated this season.

Wanker

I’m so proud of the people who are fighting silent battles every single day. The ones who keep showing up even when it’s hard, even when no one sees the weight they’re carrying. Strength isn’t always loud. #mentalhealth #mattsfoundation

Facts! 🗣But the one thing I have is my pride.....

Shutting down all operations indefinitely 🤭

BTS will line up with Madonna and Shakira for the first ever halftime show of the FIFA World cup (Can't believe i wrote this 😭😭)

Marina Sirtis' favourite Star Trek movie & meeting King Charles III 🎧The Show People Podcast With Andrew Keates on all podcast platforms. 📺 YouTube, Spotify​⁠ & the ​⁠Queer Theatre website. ✨ Sponsors: Theataccounts & The Two Brewers 🎥 Boyan Georgiev #startrek #startrekfirstcontact #startrektng

BC Greens Leader @emilylowan.bsky.social says more transparency from gov’t is key to combatting misinformation and fear-mongering on Indigenous relations: “What we’ve seen over the past six months is a complete failure on government education, public communication, and that truth telling.”

Storms along the Gulf Coast Sunday brought strong winds, leaving a trail of damage behind. Storms are expected to return Monday, as Gulf Coast Meteorologists have issued a Weather Impact Day.

After 14 years in power, this Government has turned a housing crisis into a housing disaster. The consequences are everywhere with rising homelessness, unaffordable rents, and deepening inequality across society. People can see the impact in their daily lives.

Would you pet our cute agent, THUNDER? 🐶 #gamedev #indiegame #Barkour

The modern version revov3s aroud christopher Robin's an not Pooh's point of view.

Yesterday, Utah Overpass Action took to an overpass in Murray to honor American veterans. Together, we said: "THANK YOU VETERANS" and "HONOR OUR VETERANS, DEFEND DEMOCRACY". Traffic sampling indicates that our messages reached *24,300* drivers. Want to join UOA? Learn more: utahoverpassaction.com

📊 2026-04-26 • Cancer Breakthroughs: Revolution Medicines Shows Strong Phase 2 KRAS Inhibitor Results for Pancreatic Cancer at AACR 2026 • SpaceX: Starlink 17-16 Scrubs to April 26 — Motley Fool: SpaceX IPO 'Could Make Millionaires' • Artemis II: Isaacman Sets Three-Priority NAS… 🔗 watchboard.dev

"The same age as Cook was when he took the role." Back in October 2025, @karaswisher.bsky.social and @profgalloway.com flagged John Ternus as Apple’s next CEO — and reflected on Tim Cook’s legacy.

Holy Sh*t: Emmanuel Acho goes OFF on Patriots HC Mike Vrabel for being alone on a boat with Dianna Russini while she was pregnant and married. "Mike Vrabel, you were on a boat with a married, pregnant woman!?!" 😳😳😳 Original post

SGA ARRIVES FOR GAME 4 👏 Thunder seek a 3-1 series lead in the West Finals! 🍿 OKC (2-1) SAS, Game 4 📺 8:00pm/et on NBC & Peacock

Will Anthropic's Mythos – their new AI hacking system – create an arms race with China? Hear the full discussion on @hardpoints.bsky.social👇️ 🔗 youtu.be/A0Wl0aRuvLE?...

Palm Springs Pride 2025 recap! 🏳️‍🌈 ⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🕺 #PalmSpringsPride #PalmSpringsPride2025 #GayPalmSprings #PalmSpringsEvents #ThePalmSpringsGuys

PM Carney: "I certainly will be campaigning for Canadian unity. I've begun that and part of the campaign is not a campaign, but it's actions. It's practicing cooperative federalism with Alberta, with Quebec, with all provinces and territories in the country, with Indigenous peoples as well."

Thanks to @MikeFromLFE I was able to catch the end of the ex-East Midlands Railway Meridian on its way out of Euston and up to Crewe.

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"...The sonic landscape of conflict—the sudden silence after chaos, the irregular heartbeat of distant artillery, that unnatural quiet following destruction—has inevitably found its way into my musical language..."Tamar Sagiv Explore the album: www.sonoluminus.com/sonoluminus/... #NewMusic

OH NO! DISASTER! (Pirates)

The ambulance is struggling.

An Earth Day throwback to my 2017 opposition to the MVP and ACP pipelines. Happy Earth Day to all those who defeated the ACP - and all those who are still fighting to save our parks, public health and the planet

2022年のビリーのツアー💚 日本のLIVEでもスマホで撮影OKやってんで！去年はどうだったんかな？ビリーの事を見た目や発言で苦手な人もいるだろうけど、こんなにファンに寄り添うアーティストって世界にそんなにいないと思う！本当にかっこいい女性です🫶🏻ビリーのお兄ちゃんもね！ ※ちょっとメンヘラなところも可愛いねん！😍 youtu.be/ThOnwS2yvFQ

Trump Temu Mobile PRC not the USA made 😂🤣

A question has been raised by Bill Maher: How would a Universal Basic Income be afforded by the government if all jobs are taken away by AI? 🤔

The Israeli government has been committing these atrocities since the Nakba and have escalated since October 2023. This is performance politics. @reprosadelauro is brought and paid for by @aipac and the military industrial complex and will never do anything of substance. #endgenocide #freepalesti̇ne

🇱🇧🇮🇱 Israel führte eine Reihe von Luftangriffen auf Tyrus im Libanon durch. Die historische Stadt ist in Rauch gehüllt.

“It was a mistake... I refuse to be endorsed by AIPAC.” Congresswoman @repdexteror.bsky.social explains to @mehdirhasan.bsky.social the influence of pro-Israel money in her congressional race and why she regrets accepting campaign contributions from AIPAC. Watch here: zeteo.com/p/maxine-dex...

Horrific footage of a pregnant woman being slammed down and brutalized by the Dutch police forces in an Amsterdam hospital. The causes are still unclear. www.rtvutrecht.nl/nieuws/40489...

Ya know what else has been frozen since 2009?! The Federal Minimum wage which is still $7.25! Which Republicans constantly vote not to raise & I'm supposed to feel sorry for them because they only make $174k a year?!

#NEOS war und ist Kontrollkraft. Auch in der Regierung. Auch als Teil der Koalition. Parlamentarische Kontrolle ist zentral für Rechtsstaat, Politik und Demokratie. Und sie gilt erst recht, wenn NEOS selbst in der Regierung ist. Das werden wir leben. @sophiewotschke.at

The sounds of slices at Aver's! This week: 04/27/26. Deluxe 04/28. Cuban Black Bean 29. The Dilletante 30. Cheese Deluxe 1. Chicken Bacon Ranch Also Cheese, Pepperoni, or Cream & Crimson each day. Mon - Fri, 11am - 1pm. At both North & South locations. Starting $2.75 & up. #panpizza #lunchbreak

The 1921 French epic L'ATLANTIDE is slower than molasses and I love it so. Shot on location in Algeria and starring Stacia Napierkowska as Queen Antinea, who kidnaps French soldiers, drives them to their deaths and then bronzes their bodies for decor. God forbid a woman should have hobbies.

They keep telling us there's no money for what Canadians need, but somehow they can always afford this. #WealthTaxNow (Credit to Greenpeace for concept)

"The FOI Act is fundamental to our investigations," explains @jennacorderoy.bsky.social of Democracy For Sale, also making the case that these rights should be less denigrated & more celebrated. Listen to this panel from FOI Fest in full at www.mysociety.org/podcast/foi-... #FOI

No #JornalDaGlobo, conselheiro do Fórum Brasileiro de Segurança Pública destaca a pressão que a designação, pelo governo dos EUA, do PCC e CV como organizações terroristas coloca sobre empresas brasileiras, em geral, e sobre o sistema financeiro do Brasil, em particular

Collectibles & Videogames Part 292 Metroid II Return of Samus (Nintendo Game Boy / Switch, 1991/2023) JAKKS Pacific Metroid Deluxe (2015) #fyp #POV #Gaming #Collectibles #GamingRoom #Nintendo #GameBoy #Switch #Metroid #Samsung #Divoom #Paladone

Weekend reading recommendations that will absolutely ruin your sleep schedule (worth it). Fast-paced, binge-worthy, and very BookTok-coded. What’s your latest just one more chapter book?

First homer of 2026 for Kiké Hernández. Dodger Stadium was pretty pumped about it.

Kitty Richards on @bloomberg.com: Kevin Warsh has proven he is ill-equipped to make the decisions necessary to guide households through an economic crisis. "He might be more interested in which way the political winds are blowing than in what the data is showing."

Trece agujeros. Dos pies de pared. Alguien buscaba el poste y falló cada vez. Heredas el desastre. Lo arreglas. Así es el oficio. BurtBakerBestEver.com

A couple of weeks ago, I commented how, I came to regret all the judgement and advice I gave to folks who had kids before I had my own. Even if you're right... just be mindful. "Just talk to them" is always easier said than done. 😅

Studio040 TV Netherlands, Kingdom of the (NL) #Studio040TV #Netherlands,Kingdomofthe

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Source #Japan #Nippon

The scariest thing about belly fat? It's inflaming you from the inside out.

#ford #recall #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/igeus2ih

Also can we talk about Mark Hamill's arms because damn.