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Bombing comedian resorts to physical comedy

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🚨 ICYMI: Black Lives Matter criticized a George Floyd joke featured on Netflix. Meanwhile, Rev. T. Sheri Amore Dickerson of BLM Oklahoma City was recently indicted on wire fraud and money laundering charges tied to an alleged $3.15 million embezzlement scheme. 🤡🤡🤡

Join our team for a fun highlight of some student favorites in our next-door neighbor, Ocean Beach! Featuring the alumni-founded coffee shop of OB Beans and the groovy scene of Cow Records, before heading to the beach! ☀️ 🌴 What are some of your OB favorites? 🤩 🌊

Today's random #German word of the day is... hauchdünn. 📢 [click on picture] #LearnALanguage - a little bit, every day.

One water district estimates it has enough storage to last for a year. After that? There’s trouble. As Utah’s drought situation intensifies? Restrictions and fines may be coming: www.fox13now.com/news/utah-dr... #utpol #Utah

The 5th Assault Brigade destroyed 9 Shaheds using interceptor STING 🔥 “For the enemy, this is a tool of terror. For our warriors, it is a target that must be detected and destroyed,” wrote the soldiers of the 5th Assault Brigade on their page. 1/2

In #Haiti, hope is rising through entrepreneurship. From beekeeping and breadmaking to sugar cane juice and sorghum farming, Haitians are building businesses that uplift their families and communities. “A Stronger Haiti” is a 5-year project, reaching more than 17,000 families.

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This is one of the creepiest stories that I’ve come across in a long time… Here’s the story of the New England Highland Fox! #fox #wildlife #animal #ai #hallucination #nature #biology #science #stem

🎥 From Geneva, ahead of a particularly busy World Health Assembly our Executive Director @drluispizarro.bsky.social, shares the important topics we’ll be following closely next week. #WHA79 #GlobalHealth #NeglectedDiseases

The crew of Artemis II splashed down on Friday evening. https://www.wtva.com/news/artemis-ii-astronauts-return-from-moon-with-a-splashdown-to-close-out-a-record-breaking/article_d0f4dd90-8131-5f2c-996d-296b7be60b90.html 

A message from Sojourners President: THIS HAS TO STOP. As people of faith, we are called to stand with the oppressed, weep with those who weep, and rise against violence and injustice. 🗣️ Take it to the streets. ✊🏾 Lift your voices in prayer and protest. ❌ Abolish ICE.

Spurs guard Dylan Harper after a Game 1 loss to the Timberwolves: “It’s a four-game series. One game, we’re going to bounce back. We're not going to let this one dwell on us. We just have to tweak some things and limit the mistakes.”

@mcfaulmike.bsky.social says leaders like Putin celebrate the increasing polarization in the U.S. McFaul's latest book is a must-read for anyone hoping to understand how we came to what he calls a moment of global disorder and his prescription for future American leaders. Full episode out now!

IRAN ACCUSES U.S OF VIOLATING & THREATENS RETALIATION AFTER NEW STRIKES American forces have “committed a violation of the ceasefire in the Hormuz region over the past 48 hours,” Iran’s Foreign Ministry said Tuesday. NBC NEWS / WOW MEDIA CHANNEL May 26, 2026, 1:37 AM GMT+2

And Cuban is laughing with Trump when he says he made a mistake voting for Harris. Fuck this guy! Fuck every fucking billionaire!

Former WWF talent Tom Brandi talks about working with The Rock! Wanna watch the full interview? Click on the link here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=1k1u...

“Rabat | The massive march in the Moroccan capital, Rabat, witnessed a striking appearance of the occupation's flag, featuring at its center a caricature of the settler infamous for harassing a Palestinian girl in the occupied #WestBank.“ #Israel #genocide #war #warcrimes #Palestine

One of the very first court cases filed against the Administration was right here in NH challenging the President's unconstitutional and un-American Executive Order to end birthright citizenship. I won’t quit fighting for you — from the halls of Congress to our federal courts. 🇺🇸

This White House is a National joke to the entire world.

NEW: Sen. Mike Rounds (R-SD) tells Pablo Reports that Congress must have “some say” over Trump’s $1.7 billion fund. “We’re not talking a million. We’re talking a billion in this particular case. Even Congress pays attention to that.”

Real talk: POV: You finally stopped chasing people who don't choose you. 🧠

Massive upgrade on this 1940 All-American Comics #21. A major spine repair completely changed the look and stability of this book — stronger, cleaner, and presenting so much better than before. #TheComicBookPresser #ComicPressing #GoldenAgeComics #ComicBookCare #ComicBookGrails

Early rainy season! Like the flip of a switch, rainy season will begin as early as this weekend. In some cases 1-2 weeks early. And boy do we need it. You know… hot/ humid days, daily thunderstorms, doesn’t end for 5 months… ughhh. Here’s the details on what wet season means and what to expect.

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Introduced to Australia in 1935, cane toads quickly became one of the world’s most damaging invasive species. With toxic defenses, rapid reproduction, and no natural predators, they’ve spread across Northern Australia, impacting native wildlife like the quoll. Cute Little Killers on Curiosity Stream

🎤 Kacey Musgraves told the crowd before returning to the stage for an unplanned encore of “Slow Burn” at her sold-out Gruene Hall show. When she released Golden Hour, she blended country with pop, disco and more. It quickly became one of the genre’s biggest crossover successes: bit.ly/4tp21GU

‘Breakdown’ led to Valentine’s Day killing of Robert Fuller Jr. at Cogir of Potomac senior home, attorney says

A Celebrity Cameo! 🎵 Random #zelda fact! #nintendo #autisticgamingplus

Therapy and early support help children build confidence and reach new milestones — and families depend on these services every day. Know your impact. Give today: https://hq.easterseals.com/3XzXZ0T

Speech from today: "Donald Trump and Sir Keir Starmer, the United States and Britain, have abandoned the Kurdish people to a new jihadist regime in Damascus. What is happening today in Rojava is not peace, not stability, and not democracy - it is betrayal." #Kurdistan

If you’re busy listening to our latest episode on the ICC policy but prefer doing so alongside a visual format, the transcript is now available an the Asymmetrical Haircuts website With @janethanderson.bsky.social @svdberg.bsky.social @markkersten.bsky.social and Otto Spijkers

⭕Un groupe de civils a été pris pour cible au marché de #Firas, à l'Est de la ville de #Gaza. #Eye-On-Palestine

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"Guess how many Palestinians were killed? Zero." 🎙️ Hani explains how the Gaza Soup Kitchen adapted to extreme shortages by sourcing food locally and scaling operations despite deliberate restrictions on aid.  🎬 Full episode on https://sumudpod.com 📲 Follow @dredhasan | @sumudpod

Klan Mom Marjorie Taylor Greene has strong words for @rweingarten.bsky.social the President of the American Federation of Teachers, a #LGBTQ parent and wife of Rabbi Sharon Kleinbaum

US Congress Returns, UK Housing Reforms, and FEMA Staffing Updates #politics #government #elections #policy #politicalnews #democracy

RT @espn: SING THAT SONG, WEST VIRGINIA! What a moment in Morgantown. This is why we love college baseball ❤️

The SCP Foundation is nearly 9,000 entries of horror written as bureaucracy. That's the secret. Clinical language applied to impossible things creates a dread that straight horror can't touch. Here are our thoughts: buff.ly/N3nqh4a #SCPFoundation, #SCP, #Creepypasta, #HorrorFiction, #NerdChic

When the day feels long and your energy is gone, you’re welcome here. Our bible podcast shares encouraging verses that restore your spirit. #Christianity #Jesus #Faith #Bible #Prayer www.youtube.com/@Reading-And...

I don’t want to work. 💔

This wasn't the only time in the video, earlier in the video, they self destruct or they might have turned into an fly.

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"SHIFTERS 01: Survival is not Optional." by Kal Fulsom books2read.com/SHIFTERS-01 3100 years ago. When an insidious invading Zon race attacks our galaxy, the technologically advanced but numerically overwhelmed Elysians recruit humans to help them stop the enemy.

I love how generous & diverse #Nature is. I love that- despite differences- the storm & the #rainbow can coexist, perfectly, even if they don't understand one another. Every single color, represented. How cool is that? 🦋🏃🏻‍♀️ #runner #pridemonth #wellness 🎵 Dance On- Gulio Cercato

Faith may start small—like a mustard seed—but it was never meant to stay that way. God grows what you plant in Him. #FaithTok #ChristianLiving #GodGoesBeforeMe #LoveLikeJesus #TrustGod #PeaceInChrist #ParableBreakdown #christianfyp #fyp

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Rep. Craig: "Do you know how many farms we lost in the US last year?" Rollins: "Uh... I know you were talking about bankruptcies, about 315 farms" Craig: "We lost 15,000 farms. Do you know how much money farmers lost? $28 billion" Rollins: ...."Well.... It depends on how you calculate that"