solely dependent on this gif

that one madonna song where she’s like

i got a chicken roll and never GAF

that italian restaurant in south georgia pour

you’ll be having the worst night of ur life and the chipotle bowl u just ordered’s rice will be doused in lime

ALL THE BUTCHES MATCHING WITH ME ON TINDER

no that’s actually a bird

The Flock camera saga continues in Troy. As one suspect caught by the license plate readers has just been convicted of manslaughter, the city faces a lawsuit between its elected officials. cbs6albany.com/news/local/t...

Only in the city would a traffic light end up taking a disc to the face. Probably deserves hazard pay at this point. Disc design by Ryguy's Tyes #DiscGolfCity #DiscGolf #IndieGame #GameDev #CityLife #Godot

Sign this petition to call for the fox to be featured on the UK £10 note, representing Britain’s most iconic species ➡️ buff.ly/yjmlPTS Here's a throwback to when Artistic Director Rebecca was gardening when this little creature came to help!

Creepy AF😬

Leaked voter data. Legal threats. BIG questions. 😬 @trueeager.bsky.social reacts to cease & desist letters tied to Alberta’s elector list 🇨🇦🔥 Full Episode ⬇️ May 8 2026: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfaF... #cdnpoli #Privacy #Alberta #Politics #Abpoli

#blacksky #USPOL #farleftsky #liberalsky #addtoliberalsky #progressivesky

Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes Sneak peek at Stephen Colbert’s final late show 👀😂😭

The ceasefires are in place, but the fighting never really stopped. What the current moment means for Israel's strategic position across every front is all on the table. (Members Only) Listen here: warontherocks.com/ep...

[2/2] Show your support at linktr.ee/bouboucatt which I am truly grateful for 💖🐱 #catrescue #straycats #streetcats #rescuecats #adoptdontshop #fostercats #fosteringsaveslives #sheltercats #animalrescue #savecats #catlovers #supportrescue #catsofbluesky #urgent #nonprofit #cats #caturday

A guest won’t remember your multiplier if they remember the line. We’re sharing the friction points that quietly cut repeat visits: players club bottlenecks, promo confusion, peak-time F&B, and stressful check-in moments. #CasinoMarketing #podcast #CX

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A 16-year-old young man named Şükrü Dağlı with Down syndrome has been working as a barber apprentice.🤗🩵

#epa #climateactivist #climatecrisis #janefondaclimatepac #heidihall4congress

Delays, cancellations, chaos… it happens. Handling it alone doesn’t have to. 📩 DM us to travel with real support #TravelSmart #TravelSupport #TravelStress #TravelBetter #LuxuryTravel #TravelTips #VacationPlanning #RedLeafTravel #TravelHelp #ExploreWithConfidence

JD Vance tells his crowd to "vote against the crazy leadership in Washington, D.C. Hey Vance, thanks for dismissing your own leadership but we got this. Without your assistance. But thanks anyway.

Word to Linus Van Pelt “There are three things I’ve learned to never discuss with people…religion, politics & the Great Pumpkin.”

It's no coincidence that wealth inequality in this country is surging at a time when we have more billionaires and less union representation than we've ever had.

🚨 DAILY NEWS | Fri 29th May 2026 🌐 www.charlieward.com #Trump #Ireland #BreakingNews #CashIsKing #CharlieWard #DailyNew

Russia's Taganrog residents said there were two strikes on the city Russians launch ballistic missiles from Taganrog at the Ukrainian cities of Dnipro and Zaporizhzhia every week. Together, these cities have a population of around 2 million people 📹 Exilenova Plus

✨Join us as we travel back to the peak of 80’s cinema on this episode on the Back to the Future Trilogy!✨ ✨ ✨ open.spotify.com/episode/6BI5... ✨ ✨ #razzledazzle #razzledazzleshow #podcasts #popculture #backtothefuture

Just days before the TX primary election (3/3), Sen. John Cornyn tells me, “[the] Republican-held Senate seat is too valuable to gamble on somebody like the attorney general, Ken Paxton… he would jeopardize our ability as Republicans to hold on to the Senate seat.” @graydcbureau.bsky.social

Get brutally honest. This defines your future self’s ecosystem. ❤️‍🩹 #JournalingPrompts #GrowthMindset #JournalingForHealing #MindsetShift #WiGU #BreakTheCycle #MentalHealth #Motivation #YouAreNotAlone #When

Trump typically wears a girdle over the last ~10-12 years. It’s all an illusion.

Why hopes for lower gas prices have been dashed again, more bad news for farmers depending on fertilizer, and a massive profit increase for a #Toronto based gold miner...in your Monday, May 11 edition of Canada's Business Beat! #Saskatchewan

Blooper! 🤣 How Do You Interrupt Another Couple?   It's sad that new regulations here no longer push content like this, so it's up to you to SHARE IT!🙏 Communication Tip #4 #ticket4play

This. Bullish holding off the defender and slammed in. This is the Vik we needs

Jimmy, "You can't smoke around the baby!" Virginia, "Jimmy, smoke rises, she's not going to be tall enough to breath it for a LONG time!" Before she knew of 2nd hand smoke my mom smoked in the car & my open window drew all the smoke past my face. But she […] [Original post on mastodon.online]

Costs are skyrocketing across the board – the last thing Americans need is another corrupt Trump scam. I’m pressing to save your money and get answers for the thousands who spent money on Trump Mobile phones:

Delta, el sistema operativo ucraniano para conducir la guerra, es alabado por el secretario del ejército de EEUU, reconociendo que tiene funciones que EEUU no soporta. Piropazo! :blobcatbeer: "El secretario del Ejército de los EE. UU., Dan Driscoll, elogió el […] [Original post on mastodon.la]

You'll never guess who she's creating: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

This video is the perfect encapsulation of the illegal, thuggish, unprovoked, violent conduct of ICE. Rep. @benniethompson.bsky.social, I trust that you and the House Homeland Security Committee will have interest in this.

Trump toady Miller: "When Talarico goes in for a blood test when he gets a physical, blood doesn't come out. Soy milk comes out. This man has less testosterone than Jasmine Crockett. They would choose a person who looks like he doesn't belong in the senate but in a cabaret show."

Just putting my best foot forward. #feet #frenchtip #toes #paypig #humanatm #meatyfeet

Watch Morning Minute feat. JFC's Rep. Mark Born & Sen. LaTonya Johnson comment on approving the budget. -Full program: wiseye.org/2025/07/01/b... -Subscribe: wiseye.org/newsletters #WisconsinEye #WisEyeBudget2025 #Wisconsin #wipolitics #wibudget

Cone life is rough. Eating is hard, playing is hard, sleeping is definitely hard. But a good friend makes the recovery days a little easier. The cone isn’t off yet in real life, but the celebration is coming. #dogtok #petrecovery #coneofshame #dogfriends #cartoonpets #aianimation #petstory

AI And Precognition...Is This Real?

The charges against Ori Solomon have been dismissed. He is the Israeli national associated with the illegal bioweapons lab discovered in Nevada.

Gov = Flawless? 🛑 We often assume military specialists never misidentify what's in the sky. But humans make mistakes, no matter the uniform. The best approach to UAP data? Hold it lightly, take it seriously. Full episode: https://youtu.be/LfGkVijKjbs #UFO #UAP #CriticalThinking

#Society,Midtown #East,Upper #East #Side,Manhattan,New #York #City,parade,israel,zohran #mamdani Origin | Interest | Match

Come out and ROCK with us! We encourage your fun genuine energetic authentic self to shine! We call that being ☀️ ☀️ SUNNY ☀️ ☀️ Let your silly run wild! #sunnydayscoot #joy2ride #thingstodoinla #thingstodoinlosangeles #familyfun

Gol da Chapecoense anulado por falta VAR não recomendou a revisão. O árbitro Felipe Fernandes de Lima SOLICITOU ir conferir o lance no vídeo e anulou o gol da Chapecoense contra o Palmeiras

Vs impostor Secret M-Sides (its just fnf but mario is plastered everywhere and every character is replaced with mario)

idk but I’m convinced an all inclusive vacation somewhere warm and tropical would fix my problems… or at the very least move them to next month.

Olivia Miles, the runway is clear

I hope you understand the assignment! IN 2026 - VOTE. MAGA. OUT. ALL OF THEM. #VoteMagaOut

Who will charge at dawn for me towards the 🍄 kingdom?

Nouvel épisode sanglant à Nantes. Une fusillade a fait un mort, jeudi 4 juin 2026, tué en pleine rue et en plein jour. 

🔴Empieza #14HorasRNE con @sandraurdin.bsky.social 🗣️"En Badajoz, han declarado los acusados en el juicio al hermano del presidente por un presunto favoritismo para acceder al puesto de trabajo. Eso mientras seguimos diseccionando el sumario del caso Leire" 🔊 En DIRECTO rtve.es/rneaudio

Who Holds Power? ➜ Pope Leo XIV has published a forceful encyclical calling to 'disarm' AI, Ethiopia has held elections with large regions excluded, German courts have indicted suspects over Iran‑linked plots, RSF‑affli

#BOLIVIA ❌ NO dialogue or negotiations with the puppet of US #RodrigoPaz ‼️ "We must prepare the resistance of the people, from all their organizations, from the countryside to the cities."