when u look down at the toilet bowl and ur shit looks like popcorn chicken

god forbid a woman wants to quote their own skeet differently

santacon is on saturday and i’m on macrobid… Do I Drink wise ones

that italian restaurant in south georgia pour

this courtyard marriott westbury pour

would anybody like to do this ?

u as fuck:

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Pourquoi la genZ adore l'argentique ? Aurélien Barrau - 06/06/2024 #Barrau #écologie #éducation #humanité

Okay, so the $billion is for Trump's bunker "under" the ballroom. To me that's spending taxpayer money on the ballroom that nobody but Trump and his enablers wanted. 🗽

It shouldn’t be impossible to hold politicians and leaders accountable. ⚠️  Let’s take the politics out of politics. ✅ Build people-power at hub.futureis.org 🤝 #AmericanPolitics #Midterms #VoteWithClarity #UpgradeDemocracy #DigitalPolitics

🇨🇳 "China isn't importing. It's actually the lost opportunity for that high end UK manufacturing sector. If you look at our car exports to China, they're falling" 🇪🇺 The Chinese are importing less. The UK must re-enter the EU and knock down the trade barriers with our largest trading partner.

US-Iran Agreement Shifts Global Oil Markets Amid North Korea Developments #breakingnews #worldnews #currentevents #newsupdate #headlines #newsalert #news

260523 01.00 Novorossiysk It's flaring up. It's just great, there are reservoirs there just like in Perm, so it will keep burning for a very long time. t.me/exilenova_pl...

Jeff Parker and ETA IVtet—Jay Bellerose, Anna Butterss, Joshua Johnson—have released Part Two of "Like Swimwear," from 'Happy Today,' their new album, due May 15 on @intlanthem.bsky.social / Nonesuch, following last month's release of Part One: jeffparker.lnk.to/happytoday

An ice cream kind of day #yummyyums #dogtok#puppy#pets#dogdad

Added an "Ads In Progress" window, letting me and everyone else know when mass-ads are rolling. Might make a "Be Right Back" window too so I don't have to swap between OBS and K.R.A.P.S.. ☠️🦴 Also working on a raid event too! 🦴☠️ #gamedev #vtuber #streamer #indiedev #skull #twitch #godot

MAGA cultists in Miami erected a golden statue of Donald Trump and prayed on it. Trump "called in" to thank them for their loyalty.

Ускрс 2025 🥚 Само да јавим да православни Ускрс 2025. године проводим у кругу најмилијих и најблискијих особа; значи: Таковска 10!

No one can convince me this was a normal IPL match 😭💀 The decisions… the field placements… the dropped chances… everything felt straight out of CID episode today 😂🔥 At this point IPL scriptwriters deserve Man of the Match award 😭

Scrub a dub dub three ducks in the tub 🛁 🦆🦆🦆

🇮🇱 An expansion of IDF control over Gaza to 70% has been ordered by Netanyahu. 64% is already held. Before October 2023, zero percent was controlled.

🚨 Blue Origin's New Glenn rocket just blew up on the pad at Kennedy Space Center while attempting to Static Fire

Maybe these Ballers should stick to the art of baseball... ⚾ Who's Scrappy drawing is best? Let us know in the comments! 🎨 ⬇️

#TKO doesn't care not understand! #WWE #WWEWrestlemania #Wrestling The very least... the absolute bare minimum, Vince knew the audience! We are live Thursdays at 7pm. HIACTalkRadio.com to listen on your favorite #podcast app TODAY! #Wrestling #ProWrestling

🧬 PAHO reports 1,031 measles cases in seven American countries in the first 3 weeks of 2026—a 43‑fold jump from the same period in 2025—after nearly 15,000 cases last year.

if this is the last week of the pep era i am glad he gave us one more banger of a pep reaction pic/video to go out with

REVENGE STORY w/ thefishnibbler & FoxxyLillyVT

🍁 GOAL | Adonija Ouanda FC Slovacko vs. Banik Ostrava, Chance Liga May 12th, 2026 #CanMNT 🎥Chance Liga

That feeling when the cruise booking gets confirmed 🛳️🌴 No cruise booked yet? Sounds like it might be time to change that - tinyurl.com/3h5d2kx5 #nonrev #aviation #PERXDeals

It's a great movie

Almost of the videos of Caramel are of her playing with other pups at ACC. This one shows her meeting Santa. A long term stay, they will kill her nonetheless if she doesn’t find a home fast 💔

Second act. Can’t believe this actually worked but got into the Shapeshifter’s gig for free. 😜 LOL Box office had a spare ticket. 😜🔥

😎☀️💐🦋☕️🍀👍

New Gallery Inspired By Anna from Frozen Available now on my Patreon. Check it out for the FREE SFW image set, or sign up for access to the full NSFW gallery😘 Patreon.com/WetDreamStudios (use code "BLUESKY" for 35% off!) #wetdreamstudios #disneyadult #aiart #aiartist #aigirl #nsfw

🩵 Being trans isn’t an illness. 💔 Hating people for it is. Where do you see hardened hearts in our world today? What helps you keep yours soft? (🕊 Drop your thoughts below. I’ll share a few responses Sunday with the next Sacred Rebellion reflection.)

This woman is surprisingly surprised that her navigation system isn’t working because of electronic warfare near the Kremlin! 🤣

The Democrat Donald Trump fears most and how you can get him elected

VIAJE A LA LUNA en inglés #viajealaluna #atriptothemoon Títulos de #peliculas

✨️ In a year of hope, the Harpers are reborn, High Dale is founded, and Elventree becomes a bridge between elves and their allies. Follow along as we share daily lore leading up to Guide to the Dalelands. Join the mailing list at realmsbound.com ✨ #dnd #TTRPG #forgottenrealms #realmsbound

Staying on the ground for today’s visit. 🦝 ❤️

Putin demands Russia be given drone wreckage that crashed in Romania 😆 According to Putin, the drone’s origin can only be determined after a proper investigation, and the wreckage should be handed over to Russia for examination. It's most effective to investigate your own crimes 😂 #Russia #Putin

A little self-care to start the week 🌿 Try our mint julep mask for a deep cleansing facial routine and keep your skin feeling refreshed ✨ 🎥: @fatherparanoia . . #QueenHelene #skincare #facialmask #QueenHeleneGlow

ICE detain mother at airport—traveling with young daughter. First reported kidnapping at airport since Trump ordered ICE agents to report—refuse to show ID. "I don't know who you are!" witness yells. "You could be someone kidnapping her!" 🧵

A bit of gameplay from the AI Server in #Project8088. #gamedev #indiegame #indiedev #gaming #ue5

Last week we shared some research showing Swedes missed their wealth tax. Well, it looks like the Danes do too...

The System Is a Bit

sorry in advance. #imurme #shitpost #funny #memes #internetbrain

Get @reshare_app • @itsmichaeldoherty he can thank me later 😋 @itsmichaeldoherty

Santa's trip has begun Cr to FriendlyMe_TH on X SANTA SUMMER FRESH IN PHUKET #FriendlyMeinHKTxSantaD1 #Santapp #SantyOfSanta

Dodge, duck, dip, dive & dodge fellas! #ForTheW

Casey Schmitt crushes a 2 run shot to give the #SFGiants the lead

The Government of Canada has announced a set of temporary border measures in response to the ongoing Ebola disease outbreak in the Democratic Republic of the Congo and rising concerns in Uganda and South Sudan. canadaimmigration.news/canada-intro... #canadaimmigrationnews #bordermeasures #ebola

“Award Winning” Acting Director of National Intelligence, dear fellow citizens.

CatBusRuss wonders is #HayaoMiyazaki really needs 150-minute movies. “My Neighbor Totoro” & “Porco Rosso” didn’t need it. “Otaku No Video” recharges his love for silly #comiccon merchandise lnns.co/4Z7JkxbSIoG #filmsky #moviesky #ani-may #animesky @animerushnews.bsky.social @animeabsol.bsky.social

First, a huge thank you to all who have raided into the streams, such as @nierion1.bsky.social (Hell Is Us & Star Citizen), @afairfew.bsky.social (Elden Ring), @fancypants73.bsky.social (TUNIC), @khamikitsu.bsky.social (Blue Prince) & @neonkingcaz.bsky.social (Chained Wheels)! Check them all out!

🐄 Lucía y Alejandra son dos niñas de ciudad de 5 años que nunca han estado en una granja. 🥚 En #MalasLenguas las acompañamos a ver cómo son los animales que producen los huevos y la leche que luego consumen en sus casas.