day 2 of my bluesky bender

“we have the injection that stops gym bros from getting spider tattoos on their hip”

not trump being 500 pounds

god forbid a woman wants to quote their own skeet differently

in the process of ghosting the man who doesn’t want me and all of a sudden here he comes blowing up my phone

i got a chicken roll and never GAF

you’ll be having the worst night of ur life and the chipotle bowl u just ordered’s rice will be doused in lime

it took 3 hours and 7 stores to find hawaiian tropic aftersun lotion

mind you it’s 7am

Hakeem Jeffries: The country’s falling apart. The economy is a disaster. Gas prices have skyrocketed. He’s gotten us involved in this reckless and costly war of choice in the Middle East… but he has time to post about me seemingly every day—sometimes multiple times a day

Fire Station No. 22 reopens after a $3.7M renovation. The upgrade includes new facilities, improved operational efficiency, and enhanced emergency response capabilities. More: https://www.ktsm.com/local/el-paso-news/fire-station-no-22-upgraded-with-3-7m-renovation-in-west-el-paso/

Whispers of Power: Book Two of Now Comes Grim Before war consumes the galaxy, before the battlefield is drenched in blood, there are the whispers—of power, of betrayal, of men willing to sacrifice everything to shape the future. a.co/d/iQQnejO #scifi

Overnight, Ukrainian attack drones targeted the “Nevinnomyssky Azot” chemical plant in russia’s Stavropol Krai 🇺🇦💪 Russians are complaining about the lack of air defense systems ☺️ #RussianUkrainianWar #UkraineWar #Ukraine #War #UkrainianDrone #Drone #NevinnomysskyAzot #ChemicalPlant #StavropolKrai

is on KABF.org right now playing Visions by Jay Worthy Method Man

That word refused to fade, and life returned to it. New media art rooted in Japanese aesthetics. Traces of time accumulate and reshape the visible world. #takayukio #NYCArtist #NewYorkArt

G'Morn #HistoricalScribes of the #BlueCrew Fleet on #TheBSKY GM @getyourfoxyback.bsky.social #W/HarmToNoneW/iLOVEdoAsYeWill תודה רבה Gratias Tibi Ago شكراً جزيلاً For Existing! 🌎ÀHO🌐 BIB‼️ SMIB‼️ PBWY‼️ AM(ÉEI)N‼️ TRUST Gaia&USA's-Constitution&Jesus Pillars to YHWH|JEHOVAH|ALLAH‼️‼️‼️ 🧚🦊🗺️🌺🐝🎼❤️‍🔥✡️🌟🦁✝️☪️🐦‍🔥🎭🩵🌊🗽🪃🧲

"SHIFTERS 01: Survival is not Optional." by Kal Fulsom books2read.com/SHIFTERS-01 A thrilling, disturbing, thought-provoking, witty, and innovative first installment of this controversial and mind-boggling series.

DEL PIOMBO AND THE LOST MASTERS is an epic time-travel music thriller about a bedroom producer who breaks through centuries to work with the greatest composers in history. And the war he starts by doing it. Part One and Part Two available now on Amazon. www.amazon.com/dp/B0G7MNDG57 #newbook #scifi

Mainstream media are today normalising Angus “Watergate” Taylor - the climate denier who stood by while the Libs Robodebted teenagers to suicide - with vacuous pictures of him grinning and meeting “battlers” HE’S the reason we’re battling! “TruthLies&Media”is live!🎙️ Promo Match Frame Editing

Trump Castro Cuba @thewelshtaffy24.bsky.social @sheilaharris.bsky.social @mrsdeborahlynn.bsky.social @coramaywilson.bsky.social @suzzisulli.bsky.social @alphacentauri53.bsky.social @milliekitkat.bsky.social @firestormz1.bsky.social

DEMENTIA DON REFLECTING POOL #DEMENTIADON #SUNDOWNING #25THAMENDMENT #Epsteinfiles #DonaldTrump #republicans #gop #politicssky #blacksky #USPOL #farleftsky #liberalsky #addtoliberalsky #progressivesky

#sabres #canadiens #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-17/us/Sports/es/bs/Sabres-fuerzan-el-Juego-7-tras-remontar-a-los-Canadiens/1278933

61 years ago, on May 16, 1965, Franco-American introduced SpaghettiOs... "Uh oh, SpaghettiOs!" source: @RetroNewsNow X

None of this should be happening right now. We need to force our elected officials to open the fucking boxes. This isn't about changing what's already happening, this is about securing the future. This is about letting them know that we know what happened. The collaborating evidence is in the boxes

Squirrel and her sheep friends love a toast run but can Frankie run fast enough? Marks out of the ten please

Donald Trump already made his choice—you’re just watching the distraction. It’s not Vance. Not Don Jr. Watch Ivanka Trump. Power moves quiet. #CA32 #WhereIsBradSherman? #IvankaTrump2028

You never know what the @RoostersWorldJA family will share next! 👀🦉 Big up @chadii_don for this clip of a barn owl showing interest in budgies in a cage. What do you think was going on here? 🤔 Keep sharing your observations!

Begin your cyber security journey with this beginner-friendly training. Learn about different attacks and how cyber security protects IT systems. Start now. → https://coursebond.com/course/cyber-security-training-for-beginners-edureka/

A wet, very bright orange Oriole watches a Mourning Dove think differently about checking things out. #birds

Ana Kasparian points out that Democratic Senators Rosen ($7.6M), Schumer ($6.4M), and Cortez Masto ($3.2M) voted against blocking military sales. She demonstrates that the financial influence of donor groups is the primary driver of 2026 foreign policy. 📉⚖️

Become the Fort Condor grandmaster on Hard difficulty. #FinalFantasyVIIRemake #PS5Share

"Bee My Love"- the debut feature film from Precious Metal Productions is having it's Canadian premiere this Friday. FULL INTERVIEW: www.chch.com/morning-live...

How a #Jew decided to become a #Nazi

Thank you to those so eager to support the campaign that they rush the stage and try to (illegally) hand me cash.

Professor Andrea Lawlor explains to PROC why it is a problem that MPs have left political parties and the personal data they have on Canadians exempt from privacy law & how bill C-25 does alarmingly little to safeguard voters' data & prevent privacy breaches

En Arabia Saudí, hoy los fieles musulmanes celebran su segundo día de peregrinación a La Meca. Este año, dos millones de personas tienen previsto acudir a la ciudad sagrada y las temperaturas oscilarán entre los 44ºC y los 47ºC. En #Canal24horas rtve.es/play/24-horas/

Another reason I boycott Apple. They are complicit in genocide.

Italy's Supreme Court has ruled that restaurant and hotel owners aren't legally required to serve tap water after a tourist filed a lawsuit against a hotel that refused to provide it. https://cnn.it/4va2HAX

RISE! WE AREN'T MAD ENOUGH! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! BRING YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY! NO KINGS!

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When you need to know what's happening next week -- the #FactalForecast by the editors at Factal. Newsletter: blog.factal.com/2025/02/fore... Podcast: blog.factal.com/2025/02/fore...

#apple #intel #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-06/us/Business/es/bs/¿Apple-Abandona-TSMC-Intel-y-AMD-se-Disparan-en-una-Masiva-Reorganización-de-Chips-de-IA/1267930

Speak Concisely #funny #joke #comedy #standupcomedy #latina

@thefrankaccount.bsky.social @traceytaylor.bsky.social @tennysonsarah.bsky.social @capreece.bsky.social @bakerhrolyn.bsky.social @vrthompson-1.bsky.social @freshfoodiegeek.bsky.social @calilove102.bsky.social 2 Listen to #PresstituteVanessa manipulate a caller. #ToxicBritishMedia

#UCK26 | Krakow, are you ready? Update Conference has arrived! #dotnet #cloud #security #ai

"You can just pop this open for an hour and make a tone of progress" Checkout the full discussion of Max Spoilers - Perfect Tides: Station to Station now available on Patreon and YouTube. youtu.be/wwQfCOc1BJk

#Iran has too many reasons to: Only children play #Lego.

You can get the Best of All the Worlds. Available on Spotify and other streaming platforms today. Verse 1 #nonbinary #bestofbothworlds #anthem #songwriter #folkpunk

Dan Pfeiffer walks through how James Talarico can define himself before the right does it for him.

Here's what's coming up tonight on WKOW!

Continue with Freaky Friday Vibes 👀👋🏻🤪 -- audio : @Adobe || video @PixVerse_ #freakyfriday #funny #weekendishere #aiartists #synthart #digitalartㅤㅤ

Be the lighthouse. The world needs you.

In today’s news: pharmaphorum.com/news #news #pharma #lifesciences #pharmanews #pharmaindustry

Join us Sunday, March 22 at 2PM to celebrate Made in L.A. 2023 Mohn Award winner Akinsanya Kambon and his first monograph, The Hero Avenges. Get your copy signed and dive into a body of work shaped by histories of the Black diaspora, resistance, and revolution.

One day she's going to hit whatever this thing is she keeps going for and I'm dying to find out what it is. Will she drop somebody onto their head? Yeet them out of the ring caber toss style?

Israel committed a masacre in Gaza during the night. The genocide continues.

Join us on the Boston Pride Tour: a roadmap for exploring queer, trans, and nonbinary legacies across our city! Thank you so much to Club Cafe, Queer History Boston, and Dani’s Queer Bar for bringing us along for the ride.

MORE notes on the horror of #UnitedHealthcare.

😂🤣😂🤣 #blacksky