alter kashian is playing everywhere and the videos up on YouTube and you should watch it and then come and see me do the rest of this joke or entirely new jokes on the road and here

Alter Kashian is available. to watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/v5kJlI41V2g?... . It’s called that bc i want to punch everyone in the nose. But Im ill equipped

sure, i want you to watch the whole thing but in honor of microplastic terrible example of my gender being fired - here (alter-kashian on m.youtube.com/watch?v=v5kJ...

boy i don’t even know parody musicians of famous musicians! @jasonklamm is back! dorkforest.com or wherever you listen to pods. i’d avoid spotify bc they put ads in i haven’t approved :)

This weeks episode of the fork forest is w @jimmypardo.com. He tells me about the SO MANY concerts he’s gone to. I ask about parking. Here’s a clip!

dorkforest.com this week‘s episode is with Maria Bamford we talk about the artist’s way and it is awesome. her camera went out for this heartbeat im using as a clip anyway. jackiekashian.com youtube for the video

yeah-they’ll release the truth about Andersonville soon too … just want to edit the pitch a bit.

sigh-gotta laugh and call out my fellow whitey Magooz who happen to be dumb ass racists

@ KevinHincksCS : "The federal government is down 348,000 jobs. That's an 11.5% cut in the federal workforce. Despite that, jobs are gaining. It's ALL PRIVATE SECTOR. It's quite amazing, actually." The federal government is the smallest it's been since 1966. TRUMP EFFECT! 🔥 ht RapidResponse47

Those who left with a passport is cosplaying as relocation specialist. I'm certified in international relocation and cross-border real estate. You would rather buy a plan ticket and leave and not have a plan. That will have you stuck at the airport and deported back. First you need to stabilize in

So ICE is tear gassing children on the streets. Ya know, In addition to the horrors they’re inflicting onto children and families in the detention centers. Cool cool cool The “party of family values” MY ASS! #Pinks #ProudBlue 🤬🤬🤬🤬

This era Does🚫Enjoy ellipses... Suddendly∵People gave Britney an issue when writing Her📖 #Abt💬THEellipsesUse. #Using💬Perfusly'll🚫VindicateBritney @Times it's feels nice to try vindicating heroes. ∴Greatful The courts adhered to #Moral&ConstitutionalCode&FreedBrotneyFromTheSpears Leeches💬 ❤️‍🔥✡️🗽🦁✝️☪️🧲

🎸 The guru of grunge is gone, plus the world unites in song for a life-saving cause. That and more in your April 5th Time Rewind. #KurtCobain #grunge #RIP #popmusic #onthisday

Green innovation offers hope to tackle climate change without lowering living standards. Research from Nobel Laureate Philippe Aghion and John Van Reenen shows that green firms are short of credit. 1/2

The demented fuckhead is posting AI shit about Greenland again. I just can’t mince words where that weird slimy orange asshole is concerned anymore.

It's a sad thing, seeing the current E-RDE led by Sagami. People were counting on them to protect humanity from the threat of the Kaiju in the wake of the disaster. Now we find out they're a bunch of psychotic glory hogs, going as far to attack other survivors for resources. #SnowballEarth

how much does Cap make? #capfact #captainamerica #comics #marvel #mcu

Lizard says hiii #lizard #hi #hello #hey #reptile

There's just something about Torbek's voice... apparently. @avantris.bsky.social  #legendsofavantris #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg #ttrpgtok #dnd5e #dndtiktok #dndmemes #dndanimated #torbek #bugbear #torbeklaugh #andyflynn #funny #nerd #fyp #fypシ

🌡️📈 Warmer temperatures are expected across all of central Pennsylvania tomorrow with a warming trend continuing through the weekend. Well-above average temperatures continue through Wednesday across the entire region. #PAwx

Jacob Anderson (Louis) expresses heartache over the loss of his character's child (Claudia) & it's effect in S3, The Vampire Lestat @ NYCC 2025. Watch the FULL Panel: https://youtu.be/82oaDf2jJqw Instagram: SheFantasyEnt YouTube: @SheFantasy-fe7lo #interviewwiththevampire #louisdepointedulac

The Lost Cause was a coordinated campaign. It rewrote textbooks, built 2,000+ monuments, and shaped films coming out of Hollywood. Ann Bausum has spent a long time tracing it back to its source. She joins us this week to shine a light for us. (2/3)

Vous perdez combien d’heures par semaine à jongler entre idées, visuels, vidéos, légendes et planning — alors que ça pourrait sortir en un flux ? ArchySocial (https://archy-social.archy-ai.com/l/dPhMTP-a7Zgt est un social media manager piloté par l’IA : • création de campagnes • création de posts …

Celtics 🏀 and my animal companions = 💚

GCC joined @clintonglobal.bsky.social & WellcomeTrust in London to advance action at the climate-health nexus. Discussions emphasized: the climate crisis is a health crisis, and how insights from our global survey co-led with SFA are shaping our upcoming program. @canadadev.bsky.social

Takes place tomorrow! Free 1-hour Summer School Taster Event by NodeXL Academy Intro to Social Media Network Analysis with NodeXL Pro https://www.eventbrite.com/e/social-media-research-summer-school-2025-taster-session-free-event-tickets-1152555266829?aff=oddtdtcreator #phdlife

Wherever Reform UK goes, the same thing happens. Extremists get through, leaders look the other way, and critics are told to grow up. Scotland. Wales. London. The same story, every time. This is who they are. #ReformUK #MalcolmOfford #Scotland

Last week, we sat down with Mayor Mamdani. This week, on the Hell Gate Podcast, we broke down the interview, question by question. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...

Don't miss your chance to take action for nature! 🦋🐦🌿🦔🐳 Take 30 seconds to email your MSPs today 🔗 👇 scotlink.eaction.online/targets #nature #ScotlandLovesNature #NaturalEnvironmentBill #ActNow

A man yelled at a lady and accused her of nearly hitting his truck

Girl has serious jealousy issues.

Yep the Red Hats are letting the Epstein Class just run us down as they see fit. I want rage like Luke Tony

American bison aren't just iconic—they're essential. This keystone species once shaped the Great Plains, supporting entire ecosystems. After near-extinction in the 1800s, their comeback is restoring balance and biodiversity. Read more: www.nps.gov/yell/learn/n...

👏 Lundi, France Info a très efficacement fact-checké un ancien ministre sur la climatisation. C’est une des principales vertues du fact-checking : rendre les dirigeants redevables de leurs dires.

Snippet of Autumn Sunglasses, Robyn Hitchcock, The Chapel, San Francisco, May 14, 2026… @robynhitchcockofficial @thechapelsf #robynhitchcock

Beer is more expensive because of Donald Trump's tariffs.

Here is a short with a few repeated gags but whenever director Friz Freleng repeats a gag he improves on it! From Show Biz Bugs (1957) #frizfreleng #daffyduck #bugsbunny #looneytunes

Nochmal Spiel 2 in Boston: Viel Liebe für die Analyse dazu von Jeremy Lin 👇

He saw a squirrel.

Rep. Al Green: “I will bring impeachment to a vote” #wethepeople #protest #impeachtrump #arresttrump #removetrump #arrestmusk

Meta Quest can’t do standalone VR like this! Metal on Apple Vision Pro’s M2 unlocks Unreal Engine for Project Jump Scare Wish I had Eye Tracked Foveated Rendering... and I hope M5 chip rumor is real- Can’t wait for WWDC ! Sign up link in comments for when TestFlights open up:

Fuel lines in occupied Yalta, Crimea. Logistics lockdown works 💪

📺 El doble productor de carreras de José Ramírez.

Two Pretty Best Friends 💙🩵🩷💜 #911onABC #EvanBuckley #OliverStark #HenWilson #AishaHinds

Orbán oder Magyar? Am Sonntag fällt in #Ungarn 🇭🇺 eine richtungsweisende Entscheidung. Im #WahlmonitorIEP Explainer-Video erfahrt ihr, welche Entwicklungen den Wahlkampf geprägt haben und welche Wahlausgänge denkbar sind.   🧵⬇️
#Orbán #Magyar

No time magicks for you! #PS5share #FinalFantasyTactics

tRump is guilty! #Trump #belairviv

Koolpals talks about current events too, just not the way you'd expect. 🎙️ #Koolpals #WIMterview #WhenInManila @thekoolpals @thepodnetwork 🎥: @dreagonfly

This scene is so good, Gamera writhing in pain is delivered so well with the suit acting and Legion just looks so nasty all over him, plus the miniatures look incredible

Nigel Farage's first act was not to heed the advice of Mark Nowak. His first act was to take to social media. @MaxWilkinson.bsky.social on why Farage's divisive and hate-filled rhetoric makes things in Britain worse.

Part 2 #Epstein

"I've always wanted to play in the World Cup... It still doesn't feel real to be honest."😅 Kobbie Mainoo ahead of his first World Cup🔥

𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗧𝗛𝗨𝗠𝗕𝗡𝗔𝗜𝗟

The promise of America does not include conformity.

Power, Peril, Purpose ➜ A Bundibugyo Ebola outbreak has crossed into Kampala; South Africa has formed a 31-member impeachment committee; Australia has flown home seven women and 12 children from al-Roj; Scottish angels have投

Ghost of Yōtei Legends launches tomorrow. Everything you need to know about the online co-op multiplayer mode, including: ⚔️ Classes 🗺️ Modes 👺 Enemies 💅 Cosmetics …and more: play.st/4uypHKG

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