For those who’ve never seen one of Chris Farley’s all-time best sketches, this is him as Andrew Guliani at a Yankees game:

Now arriving in Trenton. Trenton, New Jersey next stop.

This is kinda wild. This dude can make realistic artillery sounds with his mouth:

You can definitely see the cleaning in the daytime. The station looks beautiful. Also, I figured out the reason that corner is unclean is because that’s where the Dunkin Donuts is.

Transition to cranky old man.

The uncleaned corner of 30th Street Station.

10% of your mutuals are in this video:

One of those “only in Philly” moments where I’m walking around city hall and run into a Free Mumia protest going on while a bridesmaid photoshoot was happening.

Well, this just happened.

It’s Election Day in Philadelphia! Excuse the chipmunk voice.

special thanks in Civil War part 3 #capfact #captainamerica #marvel #comics #mcu

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Amy Acton and Sherrod Brown have both been projected winners in their Ohio primaries. #Ohio Yesssssss!!

Everything from Day 5 of EuroBasket #basketball #nba #eurobasket #nbaeurope #nbauk

Israel’s killing of Lebanese journalist Amal Khalil followed a now-familiar pattern: surveillance, strike, obstruction of rescue and denial. She is one of at least 263 journalists killed by Israel since October 2023. @meenakshirv.bsky.social reports.

Listen to all of this. This is the evil that racists have wrought on this country in the past, the history they'd like you to not know or feel empathy for. Those in power today want to go back to a world where they can get away with this kind of evil again.

#ThePitt #HBO 😂

NEWS: YouTube has demonetized Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies. The satire continues. This week’s F’d TROOPS is now on Patreon. Check out my latest anti-war short film. Subscribe + watch: patreon.com/mrnewbergers...

Buffalo goal! Scored by Jordan Greenway with 06:41 remaining in the 2nd period. Assisted by Mattias Samuelsson and Beck Malenstyn. Buffalo: 1 Montreal: 2 #MTLvsBUF #LetsGoBuffalo #GoHabsGo

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WHOA!! #AEWDoN ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

[2/2] #The capacity of the complex is almost 900 tons of #ammonia and more than 1,600 tons of #carbamide per day."

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Autsch! 😂😂😂

A little preview from Stoicism Quotes for Mind & Body. This chapter dives into timeless Stoic strategies for better mental health. More here ➡️ a.co/d/05I3ABOU #stoicism #wellbeing #wellness #mentalhealth #tipsformentalhealth

Israeli airstrikes target southern Lebanon.

Good luck to everyone running the Boston Marathon today! #bostonstrong #bostonmarathon #hope

Thought-provoking quote from @atmostaj.bsky.social during the Weather and Climate Livestream about the role of "serendipity" in scientific discovery and the importance of having a broadly funded scientific enterprise that allows for it. wclivestream.com/watch/

@tomsteyerhq.bsky.social: "I started a business from scratch. He inherited $450 million from his poppy. I started a business and walked away from. it... He also has two ears and two eyes, but that doesn't make us the same person either.”

I'm An #Angel Full Entire Body Black & White #Wings Eternal Everlasting Immortal - [ Shouldn't Really Care You Know & Had Training With Monks To Maintain My Health ] #giveadamn what a human thinks which limited even by their actions #Bible #Jesus will soon -- Free My Relatives who aren't

Desarticulada una organización criminal de tráfico de drogas y blanqueo de capitales en Tenerife.

Also please enjoy this custom illustrated SVG animation I made just for this article! I had a lot of fun playing with how to illustrate AI slop/shovelware, and felt like these possessed floating shovels really hit the spot.

@kat8655.eurosky.social @flere-imsaho.circumstances.run @buzogryz.bsky.social 🔴 The level of IGNORANCE & ARROGANCE of these deplorable trolls is ASTOUNDING U.S. President Harry S. Truman May 14, 1948 — warns that early Zionist leaders wanted to control ALL of Palestine, not just part of it….

Monitor your sleep cycle too. #selfimprovement #discipline #sleepcycle

V. Zelensky Merci au peuple et au gouvernement suédois, et personnellement à Ulf Kristersson, pour leur soutien à l'Ukraine, leur position de principe et leur volonté de travailler ensemble pour instaurer une paix juste par des actions concrètes. Nous poursuivons et élargissons notre coopération.

How much influence does the #EU still have over democratic development in #Hungary? Zsuzsanna Végh highlights that while the EU’s role has often been questioned, it continues to act as an important constraining force. https://bit.ly/3OgOzGq

Wer die Ukraine unterstützt, und Rot Grün oder Schwarz wählt ist Faschist.

Verse for the Day: The truth about truth for our 'post-truth' society.

Developer tantaneity shared how they recreated a painterly shader from Blender in Unity URP, using fullscreen post-processing passes to create brush-like patches, highlight strokes, and more. 🎨 See the breakdown: jettelly.com/blog/recreat... #realtimevfx #unity3d #indiedev #gamedev

Não ligo se falem mal de mim, ter estilo próprio sempre causou polemica! ✨ #brasileira #model #brandambassador #ugccontentcreator

One of the best authentic luxury designer fashion brands #SLS #TeamSuperior #SuperiorLuxuryStyle

Imaginem esse reencontro no novo Star Fox?! Com tudo melhorado e fico na torcida que James McCloud tenha sobrevivido, seja resgatado e vire um conselheiro no próximo jogo ao lado do Peppy Hare, que já estará aposentado! Desculpem, estou com hiper foco em Star Fox 😂

Child rape. Beastiality. Torture. 0 arrests. NEVER stop talking about the Epstein files.

Yup. This actually shows the value of a GOOD quality squash. Subvert expectations, add a layer of nuance to MJF’s future behaviour.

Descend into the crushing dark with AnitaCelt. A stunning visual exploration of deep-sea pressure, rusting shipwrecks, and demonic resilience. Watch as the glowing embers of her welding torch carve through the ocean's freezing void in this dark, industrial fantasy music video from The Celts.

“Bluesky Says Kremlin Is Hacking Its Platform to Spread Propaganda”

I know Pride month can be tough for some of us so I hope this wee clip will help 😍😍😍😍

✨Close your eyes to the rhythm👀🎶! Pixel version 🎵(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)🎵 #RhythmGame #PixelArt #ドット絵

#OnThisDay 1978 Real Life by Magazine released This was the debut album by the Manchester based band The album also included their debut single shot by both sides which was co-wrote by Howard Devoto and Pete Shelley from when they worked together in the Buzzcocks

Mr Finch has a nice, quiet meal by himself. #birds

The Delaware River Basin Commission just published a 3-year study showing PFAS pollution “is persistent and pretty much everywhere” according to Executive Director Kristen Kavanagh: www.wfmz.com/news/area/pe...

Καλό μήνα 🌞🤞🍀🪙, με χαρά, ομορφιά, δροσερές βουτιές, με ανακαλύψεις σε ταξίδια, μέσα έξω, που να δίνουν καρπούς ήσυχους κ ζουμερούς, όπως ό,τι γεννιέται στη δημιουργική σιωπή, σαν το 🎬 🌈 "Life Path" (Videopoetry 2025). 🖋🎬💝 In the silence of the snow A touch of colour Is born... #author #filmmaking

#military #troops #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/7rpl3dx6

In 1985, the Harvey Milk School opened its doors in a church basement in Greenwich Village, providing a refuge for 20 LGBTQ+ teens escaping discrimination. #Inclusion #LGBTQSupport Check out more - www.youtube.com/@ThisWeekinQ...

These are the companies I think hate their player base. Let's talk about it. #Blackskygamers #creatorsofblacksky #gaming #gamingnews

you celebrate the win while we publish across 12+ platforms. Multitasking, anyone? #socialmediaautomation #contentcreators

It's not every day that I come across someone who captures what it's like to be me.

🎬 Anna Faris says she felt love from Scary Movie fans “for many years, but not from the industry.” 📸 credit: @Variety 👉 N Crowd, do you think Anna Faris deserved more recognition? #AnnaFaris #ScaryMovie