JonZoidberg

Enough of the high road bullshit. We need to fight fascists with fire. It doesn't hurt that it is a verifiable fact that Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck.

Our Secretary of Health and Human Services picks up a pair of racer snakes mating on Dr Oz's patio. Too bad they aren't venomous. If you take medical advice from this man, you're a fucking idiot.

There needs to be a constitutional amendment that throws officials out of office for willfully misleading the public. At all levels.

He's so America First he's thinking of running for Prime Minister of Israel. Nothing more America First than that, right MAGA?

The minimum wage has been frozen since 2009 as well, and we don't get free healthcare, vacations, and insider info to trade on. Tone deaf oligarchs need more money. You can fuck off.

Tom Morello spitting facts. He and Springsteen are leading the charge, but I wish more artists would add their voices.

A pathetic alpha male status symbol rescued by a minivan. Fitting.

"I don't think we're necessarily going to ask for a declaration of war, I think we're gonna just kill people." -The president of the United States.

From JB's mouth to God's and everybody's ears.

It dominated the news for days when Obama didn't salute a marine at Marine One. However, Obama did stop, turn around, and shake his hand. And it was STILL breaking news. Also, he was capable of walking a straight line without shitting himself.

Not my first choice, but Colbert would be a better choice than Newsom and a million times better than what we have.

If these are God's chosen people, then I pledge myself to Satan. Fuck Zionists.

🎶You're so vain, you probably think this manifesto is referencing you...🎶

Good pup. That won't be the last public bathroom with his name on it.

Kashy the Fashy is apparently trying to drink himself to death before he gets fired. As long as he's incapable of fucking up the FBI more, I couldn't care less.

AI slop is irredeemable shit, but every now and then I can make an exception.

Love is love. ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 I'm happy for him.

Behold the majesty of a Ukrainian drone and a long stick. Slava Ukraini!🇺🇦

Even Alex Jones thinks Trump needs to go. The ideal solution is something that destroys them both.