A pathetic alpha male status symbol rescued by a minivan. Fitting.

"I don't think we're necessarily going to ask for a declaration of war, I think we're gonna just kill people." -The president of the United States.

Even Alex Jones thinks Trump needs to go. The ideal solution is something that destroys them both.

Good pup. That won't be the last public bathroom with his name on it.

🎶You're so vain, you probably think this manifesto is referencing you...🎶

Kashy the Fashy is apparently trying to drink himself to death before he gets fired. As long as he's incapable of fucking up the FBI more, I couldn't care less.

From JB's mouth to God's and everybody's ears.

He's so America First he's thinking of running for Prime Minister of Israel. Nothing more America First than that, right MAGA?

The minimum wage has been frozen since 2009 as well, and we don't get free healthcare, vacations, and insider info to trade on. Tone deaf oligarchs need more money. You can fuck off.

Our Secretary of Health and Human Services picks up a pair of racer snakes mating on Dr Oz's patio. Too bad they aren't venomous. If you take medical advice from this man, you're a fucking idiot.

🚨 ICYMI: President Xi said he is gifting President Trump seeds of roses from the grounds of Zhongnanhai. “47 walking away with deals AND gifts.” 🇺🇸🇨🇳

HAMAS WAS NEVER A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. The lies & propaganda that is spread by the US & Israel is only to support & serve themselves & to justify GENOCIDE. ETHNIC CLEANSING of Palestinians. This is SICK & INHUMANE. #EgalitarianAF #FreePalestine #FreeSudan #FreeCongo #FreeYemen #EndGenocide

Misty by Erroll Garner. NO WAR WITH IRAN! #cello #jazz #nowarwithiran #antiwar

@sascampaigns.bsky.social investigation revealed 204,000+ hours of illegal sewage spills occurred in English waters last year, with Scottish Water only monitoring 30% of overflows in Scotland. I asked the UK Government to take tougher action to ensure water companies are held to account.

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream Abby and Angie become friends after having a chat about Hugh Morris! The jester Angie once had a crush on.

they answered this so weird the fuq

You will own nothing

I like when Paul Reed gets a little saucyq

I’m on the floor, send help… this is brilliant.

#playoffs #television #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/o8wo5wsh

Getting used to the tropical climate (UK) twitch.tv/salpo_nolobio

I can't even begin to articulate how disillusioned I am with the United States. #Gaza #FreePalestine @captmarkkelly.bsky.social @gallego.senate.gov @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov

The famous line...Let me think about it and hit you back🤧 #relatableartist #beinganartist #arthumor #artcomedy #artistsofinstagram

what day is it

Zoox opened a "rider lounge" in one of my favorite buildings near Union Square: Sutter and Grant, San Francisco Fixed pickup spot kinda defeats the purpose of ridehail. Seems more like what do we do w all this Amazon money to sweeten robotourist videos of our amusement ride. OP: tiktok.gattis__

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I think that's what we all think "That's enough"

To everyone who donated to the food mixer thank you. The lads got it this morning It is already at work & will be working 24/7. There will be a video off it working in the next couple of days with your names on it when I get time to send them. Brilliant achievement by you all.

According to this Mii News broadcast, apparently Jax is a director who made a movie about lesbian horses, and Nick is a film critic 🤣 Hilarious! Tomodachi Life Living The Dream is so wild, and using your imagination makes it better 🤭

🚨 New crypto phishing scam Fake GitHub accounts are offering $5000 airdrops to devs… but it leads to wallet-draining sites 💀 This is targeted & dangerous In crypto: if it looks free, you’re the product #crypto #web3 #cryptoscam #bitcoin #cybersecurity

This is what I how I feel about all the $billion corporate Black Friday Ads. Oh and Bugs didn’t like the coughing either. Buy Black, POC, LGBTQ+, women-owned and any other micro-locally owned businesses. #BlackFriday Solidarity ✊🏽

🤖A.I. :Coming For YOUR Job; 🎢STOCKS🆙 📺”CRAP”: Stephen Colbert Torches CBS 🧪GUTHRIE: NO DNA Match In FBI Database 📁EPSTEIN: “Girls Weekend” In Hampton’s 🛳️IRAN: War Closer?, Strait Of Hormuz Closing ✈️AIR DELAYS: TSA Warns Of Gov’t Shutdown open.substack.com/pub/giserman... #breakingnews

#voguecover #voguemagazine

*some* people are the worst, and some people are good. #beGood ❤️‍🩹

41 delegates for one match? It is not good spending of public funds that have been given to them. @sinn-fein.bsky.social

Trick Williams Trick slapped the hell out of Ricky Saints. #SmackDown

The Academy has grown much more global in the last decade. AMPAS' Lynette Howell-Taylor and Meredith Shea pointed to two surprising elements of that change: subtitles and stunts. Croisette Conversations at Armani Caffè in partnership with Brand Innovators - mrf.lu/7d47

A rare, heart-racing moment as Dan O’Neill spots his first wild ocelot. These elusive, mostly nocturnal cats are among the hardest to see in the wild. 🌿🐆 Catch this unforgettable encounter in Last Eden: Guyana on CuriosityStream 📺 . . . #worldtraveler #animalstudies #ocelot #watchandwonder

"du bist wunderbar!" (Dein Duschgel). Quelle: Plankton.gif beacons.ai/plankton.gif #humor #freude #liebe #Sketch

Aotearoa timeline cleanse #ToitūTeTiriti ✨61,855✨ "Register now. Don't say I never told you." @taniawaikatolawyer.bsky.social ✍️ forms.office.com/Pages/Respon... Mike Smith's case reminds us the lengths CoC will go to to withhold docs. eventually forced to disclose -> led to this ⬆️ Urgent Inquiry!

Yaroslavl ... It's loud again ...

ENRAGED TO ENGAGED ✊ Turn energy into action at our April Members’ Meetup & Civic Action Fair. Find your role in the fight for democracy, and support our Inasmuch Ministry donation drive. 🌊 🗓️ 4/14 | 5:30–8:30 PM 📍 Psi Ote Upper Pavilion #IndivisibleNEI #FortWayne #CivicAction

This song is about being too busy to spend time with loved ones. B Part 1 #busy #qualitytime #songwriter #folkpunk #falsechoices

Welcome to Cosgrove Care, one of our newest members! We're very excited to have Cosgrove join us, and can't wait to get to work with them! 🎉🥳🤝

➤ 𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗘𝗛𝗨𝗕𝗦 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗻𝗲𝗿𝘀 #𝟏𝟔 | Partner: NOVA [Greece] NOVA supports connectivity and accessibility of digital tools in rural areas, playing a key role in enabling climate resilience solutions within REHUBS. 🔗 nova.gr #HorizonEU #ResearchImpactEU

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The irony of Salah's comments. 👀 He attacks Slot publicly → Liverpool can't sack Slot now → Sacking = "Salah was right" → Blueprint for every future player → Slot survives until Christmas minimum #Salah #Liverpool #Slot #PremierLeague

We've got another game showcasing at our next event! Check out @badtastyhorror with The Bagman. This is an authentic retro 16-bit point-and-click/survival horror game! 😱 #creatormeetups #creatornorth

Go Dan Go!!📢 We're so proud of our little chocolatier 👨🍳 #HillCountryChocolate #FredericksburgTX #VisitFredericksbrug #ChocolateLover #FredericksburgChocolates

Type 2 diabetes R&D is moving toward multi-target therapy 🎯 GLP-1 pathways remain central, with Tirzepatide, Retatrutide & Dorzagliatin drawing attention. China 🇨🇳 and global biopharma continue advancing metabolic disease pipelines. #Type2Diabetes #GLP1 #Biopharma #DengYueMed

Christian #AEWDoN

🦇🌲 BEWARE OF WEREBATS IN THE AREA 🌲🦇 YCH available on VGen or DMs #furry #animation

🔎 Or, l’argument selon lequel l'éolien et le solaire seraient inefficaces et trop coûteuses est dépassé depuis longtemps, analyse le #DétecteurDeRumeurs via @sciencepresse.qc.ca. ▶️ https://www.scientifique-en-chef.gouv.qc.ca/impact-recherche/les-energies-renouvelables-coutent-trop-cher-faux/

This could be us but you playin

Xbox is getting ready to reveal more information about project Helix next week. Let's talk about it. #Blackskygamers #creatorsofblacksky #gaming #gamingnews #projecthelix

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