JonZoidberg
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From JB's mouth to God's and everybody's ears.
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Good pup. That won't be the last public bathroom with his name on it.
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Tom Morello spitting facts. He and Springsteen are leading the charge, but I wish more artists would add their voices.
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A pathetic alpha male status symbol rescued by a minivan. Fitting.
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🎶You're so vain, you probably think this manifesto is referencing you...🎶
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There needs to be a constitutional amendment that throws officials out of office for willfully misleading the public. At all levels.
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The minimum wage has been frozen since 2009 as well, and we don't get free healthcare, vacations, and insider info to trade on. Tone deaf oligarchs need more money. You can fuck off.
There needs to be a constitutional amendment that throws officials out of office for willfully misleading the public. At all levels.
Not my first choice, but Colbert would be a better choice than Newsom and a million times better than what we have.
It dominated the news for days when Obama didn't salute a marine at Marine One. However, Obama did stop, turn around, and shake his hand. And it was STILL breaking news. Also, he was capable of walking a straight line without shitting himself.
Kashy the Fashy is apparently trying to drink himself to death before he gets fired. As long as he's incapable of fucking up the FBI more, I couldn't care less.
Even Alex Jones thinks Trump needs to go. The ideal solution is something that destroys them both.
Comedian Stephen Colbert signs off Thursday on the final broadcast of “The Late Show,” following his 11-year run on CBS. The show's cancellation comes amid speculation that the billionaire Ellisons — owners of CBS parent company Paramount — are currying favor with the Trump administration.
🔥 Kyle Kulinski: “Bill Maher is washed. I don’t know who his show is for anymore… He begged his audience to laugh twice in 2 minutes.” Kyle rips maher’s painfully unfunny rant insisting criticizing Israel makes you anti-Semitic. (It doesn’t) Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYhmi3w...
ICYMI, the Trump administration wants to rescind a determination that held Utah to a higher standard for ozone pollution along the Wasatch Front. Environmentalists say it doesn’t solve the problem of air pollution here: www.fox13now.com/news/politic... #utpol #Utah
When the Trump administration tells you they'll strengthen the economy by cutting the programs working families depend on, look closer at who actually benefits. We should increase funding to SNAP, infrastructure, R&D, and education because that's what actually builds a stronger economy.
COMPASSION is image no. 88 from "Of MICE and MONUMENTS". Bystander apathy is what it’s all about. For more info check: linktr.ee/StefanRoloff RedOrchestraNFT.com #nftart #nftartist #nftcommunity #redorchestra #monument
In case you missed it... here are some of the stories featured on SustainabilityOnline.net over the past week. Featuring news from IPBES, Kantar, VesselBot, Oddbox and more. ⭐ Keep up to date with all the latest news and insights at www.sustainabilityonline.net 🌍 #sustainability #esg
#VisibilityBrigade #massachusetts #democracy #mayday #PeacefulProtest @maddow.bsky.social #rights #dday @visibilitybrigade.bsky.social @rosaliewong.bsky.social @jesscraven101.bsky.social @emmatk.bsky.social @hcrichardson.bsky.social #epstein #ice #impeach #war #boycott #fascism #billionaires #vote
Trump bombed seven countries in his first year. He campaigned as an isolationist but governs as an imperialist. Americans are fed up. They want cheaper housing & health care, not more war.
NAFTA Panel has made its verdict: Canada has been a fair trading partner to the US. Something we already knew. The panel agrees, tariffs on BC lumber are unjustified and punitive. The best way forward is for our countries to come to the table and negotiate a deal. #cdnpoli
James Talarico is polling better than any Democrat in Texas in 24 years. Good move with the Ken Paxton endorsement Donnie.
Thanks to Rep. Lawler's vote, this district is gonna lose $2.37 billion over the next 9 years. Hospitals will close. And that is going to hurt EVERYBODY, regardless of what insurance you have. - Dr. Steve B. Auerbach
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ESPBEN: Must Watch! Caitlin Clark Beyond The Box Score! 👀🔥 #CC22 #CaitlinClark #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA
Thekla has a tall task in the form of three former AEW Women's World Champions! Watch #AEWDoN LIVE on HBO Max PPV
Israel has launched a fresh attack on Gaza City in the last hour. A fire spread across the Al-Shati refugee camp following the strike. \ Israeli violations in Lebanon and Gaza continue to occur several times per day.
I’m in this fight for the people of Arizona. I’ll keep standing up to the Saudi’s, standing against these illegal tariffs and price increases, and standing up to the giant corporate landlords colluding to raise our rents. Because you deserve an Attorney General on your side.
An American TV advert for the 1998 Playstation title, Pitfall 3D: Beyond the Jungle, depicts Pac-Man as a crotchety old man while he watches gameplay in a barber shop with other envious classics. Ironically, Pac-Man World would release one year later. @playstationpark.bsky.social
Russians are storming Belarus to shop at Zara, Massimo Dutti, and other stores that have left Russia. The stores in Belarusian shopping centers are crowded, and there are huge queues stretching for dozens of meters at the entrances, people are complaining online. 1/2
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Caught Dear Evan Hansen at CVRep and loved it. Thoughtful, heartfelt, beautiful. 🎭 CVRep always brings real substance to the stage, and we’re lucky to have so many strong local theater companies in the valley. 💙 #CVRep #PalmSpringsTheatre #SupportLocalTheatre #CoachellaValleyArts #DearEvanHansen
Monday morning here in Australia. And here’s a very Australian way to start the week.
On this date in 1986, Bill Walton receives the NBA Sixth Man Award and then the ‘86 Celtics, the greatest basketball team who ever played basketball, promptly spanked the Milwaukee Bucks in Game 2 of the ECF.
Judge Eboni K. Williams exposes a father for subjecting his son to this so-called "conversion therapy." Conversion therapy is a horrible business. Imagine purchasing a multi $$$ "therapy package" to make you into a "hetero white insecure fearful bigot?" #Gay #Homosexual #Queer #Heterosexual #LGBTQ
Good Afternoon And Good Evening From The Legend One And Only G.6. Mindset President Fox Happy Friday The Weekend Is Here Enjoy The Rest Of Your Day Mutch Love From G.6. FOX GOD DID G.6. 😀😀😀
Nashville/Antioch Area- A crash on OHB ramp to I-24 eastbound 8:04am CT. Get Instant Tennessee Traffic Information Right Now With Commander Chuck's “LIVE” Traffic Video. Saving you Time and Gas Money. commanderchuck.net
Chelsea Poppens: Swiss Army Knife Mom, COO & Building Well-Rounded Athletes Chelsea on her current season: New mom to a 5-month-old, COO of a branding & web development agency, and still pouring into the next generation through her CKP Athletics nonprofit.
🌔 We're still living in a world full of moon joy. Find all of our coverage of NASA's Artemis II mission here: www.scientificamerican.com/report/nasa-...
Posting a #BenedictCumberbatch gif every day till I reach 💯 gifs in a row! Unless I forget, then the count starts over. 9️⃣5️⃣
and yes this joke did prompt my tiktok followers to muse on the n95s zodiac birth chart, which i then researched 🤪 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkLkPCpE/
L'Ampolla acollirà dissabte la 15a edició del Torneig d'Handbol Platja La cita espera reunir una cinquantena d'equips entre escolars i federats @Canal21Ebre #esportcat
i fucking took a day away from tomodachi and when i opened it back up the most insane and evil thing happened WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED I WAS GONE LIKE ONE DAY WHAT #Tomodachilife #himikoyumeno #kasaneteto #divorcearc
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Loved this spot from Zeuxis and India Sioux, the little innovative touches are my favorite thing about wrestling in general and lucha specifically 🤼
Fijaros la diferencia cuando el fondo es el adecuado El audio es el mismo que en el escenario Libertad es cañas y tapas
‼️🔴 Former Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán could be appointed to a position at the UN, according to VSquare Sources say the United States is considering appointing Orbán to a high-level position, which would grant him diplomatic immunity. 1/4
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Wow - Impact on Tel Aviv. 📍Kirya Neighborhood, Tel Aviv. Near Israel’s Ministry of Defense.
"Las opciones de estudio son muy amplias y seguro que van a encontrar un grado en el que se encuentran satisfechos" 🗣️Luís Serra | Rector de la ULPGC RTVC.es
I am at Norwich market, and I need to let the world know that they blow torch their hot dogs. Pass it on.