He's so America First he's thinking of running for Prime Minister of Israel. Nothing more America First than that, right MAGA?

🎶You're so vain, you probably think this manifesto is referencing you...🎶

It dominated the news for days when Obama didn't salute a marine at Marine One. However, Obama did stop, turn around, and shake his hand. And it was STILL breaking news. Also, he was capable of walking a straight line without shitting himself.

Not my first choice, but Colbert would be a better choice than Newsom and a million times better than what we have.

The minimum wage has been frozen since 2009 as well, and we don't get free healthcare, vacations, and insider info to trade on. Tone deaf oligarchs need more money. You can fuck off.

If these are God's chosen people, then I pledge myself to Satan. Fuck Zionists.

Our Secretary of Health and Human Services picks up a pair of racer snakes mating on Dr Oz's patio. Too bad they aren't venomous. If you take medical advice from this man, you're a fucking idiot.

Love is love. ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 I'm happy for him.

A pathetic alpha male status symbol rescued by a minivan. Fitting.

"I don't think we're necessarily going to ask for a declaration of war, I think we're gonna just kill people." -The president of the United States.

It's not 2025 anymore. It's a new season and we get an opportunity to be better this year. Hear more from Trevor Harris as he speaks to the media after day 1 of main camp! 📺 https://saskatchewan-roughriders.visitlink.me/JznWut

Explore South America's vibrant tropical insects & birds through stunning wildlife stamps! 🦜🦋 Handmade frames capture the Amazon & Andes' beauty, adding exotic elegance to your collection. Dive into nature's art and bring the wild home! 🌿✨ #WildlifeStamps 👉 https://obelisk-stamps.com/a/MV6z0W

@sascampaigns.bsky.social investigation revealed 204,000+ hours of illegal sewage spills occurred in English waters last year, with Scottish Water only monitoring 30% of overflows in Scotland. I asked the UK Government to take tougher action to ensure water companies are held to account.

KAILASA’s Ugadi Celebrations 2026 🌟 SPECIAL VENKATESHWARA BHAVA SAMADHI DARSHAN 🕉️ Join the live and receive the grace and blessings of THE SUPREME PONTIFF OF HINDUISM BHAGAVAN SRI NITHYANANDA PARAMASHIVAM.🔱 #Ugadi2026 #Nithyananda #Kailasa Tune in and be part of this sacred celebration. Explor

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Call it out! There has never been a more critical time to expose the powerful forces deluging you with disinformation and toxic messaging while posing as journalism and news! “Truth Lies & Media” is live!🎙️ On Apple & Spotify🍎 Promo Match Frame Editing

Tool or Weapon? AI’s the greatest power since fire. Create or control? Our choice. Europe can lead—if we act fast! #AI #Art #NFT #AIForGood #Europe #Innovation #impactArt

How much did Quebec's soccer scene need FC Supra? 👀 Mathieu Choinière, whose brother David captains the new #CPLsoccer team, offers his thoughts on his province's new professional club, on THE SIT-DOWN by Visa 🎙️

Strong Acid shortage in Subnautica 2? Find Necrolei Cysts, build a Processor, and automate production. Quick farming and base tips in my guide: haplogamingchef.blogspot.com/2026/05/subn... #Subnautica2 #Subnautica #Underwater #SurvivalGame #GamingTips #IndieDev #PCGaming #ConsoleGaming #OpenWorld

On April 16, turn game night into real research on Alzheimer’s disease. Join us live on Zoom and dive into Stall Catchers, a research-powered game where you review images of brain blood vessels and spot the difference between flowing and stalled capillaries. bit.ly/catch-in-april

Mother shared: “...We need to look for a new apartment again… This will be our sixth move in 4 years… We are infinitely grateful to donor Jonghyun for the opportunity to monitor sugar levels 24/7.” (translated) 🙏 Like, comment, and share this story. #CompassionIsLife

Oh boy……………this interview. #Dateline

#playoffs #television #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/o8wo5wsh

PW60 Is Live Tonight on Cole TV! www.youtube.com/live/ApPOlo2... #coletv #pw60 #prowrestling #aew #indywrestling

Meanwhile working on my new costume, Archie from Team Aqua (Pokemon Alpha Sapphire) I slapped together this fun string of photos of me as Professor Turo (Pokemon Violet) as a short clip of animation. 🩵💙💜 #pokemon #cosplay #professorturo #quaxly #lycra #spandex #zentai #gaymer

Traditional Martial Arts In the age of MMA etc, the traditional martial arts are looked down on, thought of as ineffective for the ring. But, there is far more to the martial arts.... #martialarts #karatedo #tradationalkarate

The famous line...Let me think about it and hit you back🤧 #relatableartist #beinganartist #arthumor #artcomedy #artistsofinstagram

“If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you don’t step forward, you’ll always stay in the same place.” #NoMoreExcuses #GoAfterIt #AskOrMissOut #KeepMovingForward

Q: There's backlash from Senate Republicans over some of your priorities—the ballroom and the anti-weaponization fund. Are you losing control of Senate Republicans? Trump: I don't know. I really don't know

“Why the footsy playing? Why the enabling? Why do separatist think Danielle Smith is doing their bidding? Why is she on stage with Poilievre and Trump regime ambassador who insults Canada? Do they want to run the 51st State?” 🚨 🇨🇦 OShow Scandal Panel 🔗 youtu.be/e0m7WQjS1Gk?si… #Cndpoli #Ableg

How much poorer is Trump’s war making us? + Is the government back on the road to EU membership? Join us tonight ⬇️ 🔴9PM on X & YouTube 📺1045PM on ITV1 #Peston

DON'T EAT THE PIKACHU. #mariokartworld #nintendo

www.hayatformayor.com “When I see someone sleeping outside in the cold, I don’t see a problem to remove — I see a human being who needs help. A compassionate city takes care of all its people.”? #miami #LA #newyork #canada #vegas #usa #toronto #vancouver #winnipeg #manitoba

I love this fucking game.

Criticising Israel is not antisemitic! #Resist #Genocide #freepalestine #palestine #gaza #Israel #boycottisrael #bds #Children #SaveTheChildren #SaveOurChildren

Not just for the summer! Cruise into the Fall. #suncruiser #jerseyshore #jersey #vodkalovers #vodka

Léi Yǐng Lee is a 2x TNA Knockouts World Champion — beat Arianna Grace with a springboard blockbuster on Impact. Xia Brookside was banned from the Impact Zone but tweeted she's coming for everything. Full breakdown on BC Wrestle Pod Network. 🎙️ https://linktw.in/uFRifC #TNA

In case you missed it, I'll be introducing articles of impeachment against Pam Bondi. She's obstructing justice, weaponizing the DOJ against Trump's political enemies, and breaking the law. It's time she's held accountable.

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41 delegates for one match? It is not good spending of public funds that have been given to them. @sinn-fein.bsky.social

Ice Cream Talking Cartoon Characters www.icecreamtalkingcartoonrecipes.com/ Grape ice cream was dreading another online blind date, but then she met Strawberry, and they have been blending smoothly ever since!

the sun is still up somewhere. #imurme #hopecore #goodvibes #wholesome #healing

Protesto provoca trânsito nesta sexta-feira (8) na marginal Tietê, em São Paulo. Manifestantes pedem a prisão do motorista que atropelou jovem de 18 anos. 📲Leia mais na #Folha: mla.bs/6df6c751 🎦Flavio Ferreira/Folhapress

It doesn't really take a genius to figure out what happened here :)

Kickin’ it for a clean river. Get into it. Join us this Saturday, May 2 for Riverkeeper Sweep 2026 — a day of community-powered cleanup along the Hudson. https://ow.ly/9JSC50YPjXx Bonus: your hard work = a free drink afterwards thanks to our generous small business partners. 🍻

i’ll always ride for you, Ms Casey🫡

Another NFL scandal. The Patriots are the gift that keeps on giving. BTW, I would’ve been fired on the spot. Just sayin’. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@therealsnicks.bsky.social @cmr2.bsky.social @axfrommn.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @ashcampion.bsky.social He was never seen again soon after this

Google's Threat Intelligence Group disclosed the first known AI-built zero-day exploit caught in the wild. A cybercrime group used a language model to write a Python script that bypassed two-factor authentication in a popular open-source server administration tool.

We've got another game showcasing at our next event! Check out @badtastyhorror with The Bagman. This is an authentic retro 16-bit point-and-click/survival horror game! 😱 #creatormeetups #creatornorth

Un 25 de mayo se estrenó la película que nos impactó a casi todos. Veníamos de escuchar a robots que hacían Uiuiuiuí 😄 Y aparecen los Stormtroopers y después... ¡¡Darth Vader!!

This regime continues to destroy. Whether its wildlife habitat, or human lives. As long as the rich keep getting richer. They care not. They own the media which stokes the hate that divides us. We can do better. We must do better. Speak out Stand up Get the Vote out 💙

Gran Turismo 3: A-Spec 25th Anniversary | Colorwind History #GranTurismo3Aspec #ColorwindHistory #gaminghistory #gaming

🦇🌲 BEWARE OF WEREBATS IN THE AREA 🌲🦇 YCH available on VGen or DMs #furry #animation

❤️ 🧲 New in JCMR: 3D VFA-TSE MR vessel wall imaging validated against histology for carotid plaques—accurately detects LRNC, IPH & CA. Strong correlations & reproducibility! Jiacheng Liu explains below 👇 Free pdf 👉 www.journalofcmr.com/article/S109... #WhyCMR

Dodgers prospect Kendall George visibly frustrated because he got hurt avoiding the bat dog

Might have had a bit too much caffeine before recording (S2E9 Bloopers)

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