God, i love cats. Nothing beats living with a wild animal that was never truly domesticated and is wholly unfit for polite society. r/OneOrangeBraincell

Not stupid shit. Very important shit.

Just stopped but i swear to god it was doing push-ups just now. Like practicing step one of Lizard Leap Never seen a normie bright green lizard do that either

lol i figured by now great job training the model everyone

very much in a will they/won’t they situationship but about whether or not we will cross this street

I am getting clearer closeups on video Edited this by sharpening to try and make the markings more visible. It looks like patterns I would expect to see on a much larger reptile, almost like scales (but not)

Watch this video for the latest on water main breaks, boil water advisories, water conservation orders and school closings around the Capital Region:

JD Vance attempts to make a joke: "What did-what did they give this crowd to drink before they got here?"

"Wait a minute... your commission is $4,000?" 😲💸 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐀𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐚 shares a painful lesson about working with family. When he first started, he sold a house for a sibling and cut his commission in half, saving them thousands. But at the signing table, instead of gratitude, he got anger.

Fairfax County is ranked 3rd nationally for releasing deportable individuals despite ICE detainers. Over 1,000 released between 2022-2025. Is this public safety? #FairfaxCounty #SanctuaryCity #PublicSafety #ICE

𝙰 𝙶🌻🌻𝙳 𝚂𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚛𝚜! 🦋☕️💙🧜‍♀️ 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚋𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎. 𝙱𝚎 𝚊 #𝙳𝚘𝚃 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 #𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚌𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙼𝚊𝚙. 𝙹𝚘𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚠. 𝙶𝚎𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍. 𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚎: 𝚑𝚝𝚝𝚙𝚜://𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍.𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔.𝚌𝚘𝚖 𝙻𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚍. #Solar #𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚠 🦋 #𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚠𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚠 🦋☕️💙🧜‍♀️

President Trump is renegotiating a nuclear agreement that he initially tore up.

Israel and U.S. Strike Iran #news #politics #israel #Iran #trump

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On this Memorial Day, we honor the brave men and women of the United States military who made the ultimate sacrifice in defense of freedom and democracy.

Here is a humanity-affirming pick-me-up for those in despair over the Epstein files

BAFTA TV Records Set, Cardi B Event Updates, and Britney Spears Details Her Journey #celebrity #popculture #famous #trending #celebnews

The much-anticipated meeting between Donald Tusk and Péter Magyar in Warsaw today. There are few friendships in Europe as genuine, enduring, and deeply rooted in history as the one between Hungary and Poland — dating back nearly 1,000 years. Polak, Węgier — dwa bratanki! 🇵🇱 🇭🇺

It's 2026; where's muh virtual boob job, Mark?

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I was so baffled, I've never missed a chain attack during the stun window before. Pulchra please Caesar doesn't need any more help being bad

The moment of "Oreshkin's" strike on Bila Tserkva (a city in Ukraine).

Shaq had himself announced as, Shaquille I-hate-Charles-Barkley O'Neal at his LSU graduation. 😂 ▶️ Shaquille O’Neal Trolls Charles Barkley While Graduating From LSU - Newsweek […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Fresno showed up BIG for our movement. I won’t leave the Central Valley behind. Together, we’re building a future that works for working families, farmers, students, and the next generation of Californians. Fill out your ballot, make your voice heard, & bring 3 people with you to vote by June 2.

260522 Kyujin made another short vlog for day 2 of Heavy Serenade's 2nd week of promotion 😭

High performers = high performance. Protect your mindset. Choose your circle wisely. #HighPerformance #ProtectYourEnergy #WinningMindset #LevelUp

How's things in "Bako", as Fred Durst called Bakersfield in the song, with Korn, "All in the Family". I'm in Redding this week, where it's not so hot, but warming, about to go another hike by this crystal, blue creek, and drink my fill!

Inflation is Causing Beef 🥊🥩 Prices up. Paychecks… not so much. That’s inflation. Here’s what it actually means, why it happens, and how it quietly drains everyday people. Full episode in bio. Learn the words. Laugh at the system. #Politicalwordsforadults #Inflation #Comedy

"This is the scenario which is most likely to yield Ed Miliband as prime minister of this country." "He wouldn't risk a Wes Streeting victory - and would therefore potentially stand." Could Labour's leadership chaos end with Ed Miliband as PM?

France, Germany, Italy and the UK have condemned Israel's proposed death penalty bill, warning it targets Palestinians and undermines democratic principles. A Knesset vote is expected Monday. Video created using AI avatar and real voice for news delivery. #Palestine #HumanRights #SheppardLensMedia

no it’s ok I just am in a. Bit of a mental health crisis . given everything that’s been going on in my life the past couple of months and they make me happy. So if I need to throw away my entire bank account to be happy I will!!!!!!!!!!

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Scott Bessent says Americans have paid nearly $200 more for gas since the war with Iran started. He also says it "isn't much" money. $200 isn't much for billionaires like Bessent and Trump, but for the average retiree whose Social Security check is $1400/month, it's a crisis.

President Trump is not telling the truth about prices, tariffs, the war and the 2020 Election. And the most dangerous lie in 2026: The SAVE Act.

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You don’t need more time to begin healing, you need a decision. Recovery doesn’t start when everything feels perfect; it starts when you choose to take one intentional step forward. One brave choice today can change everything. #mentalhealth #recoveryjourney #healingjourney #selfgrowth #resilience

Mass content for mass reach.

If you haven’t heard, the Criterion Closet Mobile Closet is coming to Portland this weekend. To get ready, we asked our staff for their Criterion picks. Read more: https://www.oregonlive.com/entertainment/2026/04/quick-pick-your-favorite-movies-criterion-mobile-closet-is-rolling-into-portland.html 

Thirst isn’t just a craving — it’s a survival force 💧 From deserts to deep seas, this primal signal drives all life to seek water and stay alive. Discover how this instinct shapes every creature on Earth in #TastetheFlavorofLife, streaming on #CuriosityStream. #WatchAndWonder #NatureDoc #survive

here's the full new Xbox boot animation, now available for Xbox Insiders in the Alpha and Alpha Skip-Ahead rings

Can AI show us how people really experience art? @thebowesmuseum.bsky.social “goggles” project tracks visitors’ gaze with AI-powered glasses, revealing how paintings and labels shape engagement & enjoyment. 🎧 Listen: share.transistor.fm/s/3e201a99 📺 Watch: youtu.be/wYIX3kq3zm8

Working on a help screen. #screenshotsaturday #godot #gamedev #indiegame #solodev

📣 Open call for press and influencers! Many Nights a Whisper is coming out next week, April 29! The game is 1 hour long and pretty intense. Let us know if you'd like a key to play ahead of the release and write something about it or create some content😇 key requests 👉 info@jaleopr.com 📫

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Registration is now open! Join us this September for the PD Provider Institute! This four-day experience will strengthen your #NGSS leadership skills and boost your confidence as a PD leader. Learn more at bscs.org/pdpi 🍎 🧪 #EduSky #SciEd #ProfessionalDevelopment #NGSSchat #STEMed

We got it going on tonight with 4 different training sessions covering our 11s, 13s 15s and Women's sides. New members are always welcome, including beginners!

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Dominic Canzone homers in back-to-back games and puts the @marinersbot.bsky.social back on top 🔱

A fateful encounter between a stranger, a street artist and a street photographer. - Filmed in Portland, Oregon (Cr: @pale_blue_wave) #photography #artist #model #portland #socialinteraction

Make us part of your weekend chill. Relax and tune into the Women Road Warriors empowerment show podcast anywhere you listen to podcasts or @ womenroadwarriors.com. #Weekend #Podcasts #women

I'm not sure how many are aware that this is happening. But we should be extremely concerned about this. We should not be integrated with the Israeli military. As a matter of fact, we should've cut Israel off decades ago. But right now, it's imperative to Americas survival.✂️✂️ #SheShed

They never feature the throngs of people when they advertise these places.

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Hezbollah publishes footage, dated 26 May, showing its fighters targeting an Israeli Iron Dome launcher at the Branit military barracks along Lebanon’s southern border with an Ababil attack drone.

“His dementia keeps getting louder every day.” ~Gavin Newsom