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Every entrepreneur and small business owner messes up at some point. I call those moments dirty unicorns 🦄. These lessons come from Uri Levine, Adam Shapiro, and Wendy Kunkle on #TheBigIdea podcast. #SmallBusiness #Entrepreneurship #FounderLessons #Leadership #YahooFinance
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If Biden even hinted that he wanted something like this-here’s what the Republican reaction would have been
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On the show this week: • With conflicts on multiple fronts and intensifying apartheid, Israel’s war fever shows no sign of easing • Israel is taking its messaging and mockery to Iranians in their own language • Iran’s Info-war strategy: An interview with Trita Parsi ▶️ youtu.be/Wz0TOnt3M0s
Imagine for a moment how Fox News would respond if Joe Biden kicked out critical reporters from the Pentagon—and then did not follow a judge's ruling to let them back in. Watch the full episode of Power Lines here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0185...
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I asked what the Govt's ambition is for access to NHS dentistry. Sadly, the Minister did not answer my question. Of course, we need dental contract reform & training places. But if we are serious about NHS dentistry being accessible to everyone, the Govt's ambition has got to be much greater.
Наслідки роботи Сил безпілотних систем, які уразили нафтобазу «Грушовая» та нафтовий термінал «Шесхаріс» на росії.
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We want EVERY DAMN CENT that Trump and his criminal crew STOLE from the people of the USA. We demand Trump face JUSTICE and be held FULLY ACCOUNTABLE for his crimes. #Accountability #Justice #Trump
Lego the Epstein Files, WWE '26 Trumps back on truth social!
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Some of Cuomo's closing argument choices have been, shall we say interesting 🤦🏾♂️ And this one was BEFORE @Trump's last minute endorsement 😬😳🫤
Kerrinne didn't speak, but everyone understood what she was saying when she appeared in black robes with red and gold trim. All the others in the Black Robe Order followed with the Apprentices in plain black. She let them know exactly who they were dealing with.
Sunday night. 🌙✨ This is your most powerful moment of the week. Set your intentions. Visualize your victory. Decide — this week I WIN. Because tomorrow Monday comes fast. And the ones who set intentions tonight — are the ones who WIN next week. New week. New magic. Let’s go. 🔥 Are you ready to
Muthr fkr just don't care. Losing a single life (soldier) for your stupid fukn ego-war, which you keep saying it isn't a war, even tho you keep calling it war ... ... is way too many !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUK YOU AND YOUR WAR/NOTWAR ... WAR.
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