THIS IS PARODY. I DO NOT CONDONE DRUNK DRIVING. so anyway, Britney Spears told a police officer during her March DUI arrest that she could “probably drink four bottles of wine and take care of you.” She then said she was “an angel.” She also told them her intoxication level was a zero out of ten.

Shia LaBeouf's dad was his on-set guardian at Disney. He was also a drug-addicted clown — literally, that was his profession. During a Vietnam flashback, he pointed a weapon at his own kid. The Shia LaBeouf child actor story explains everything about who he became. Watch the FULL investigation:

Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau just went on a Coachella date night and the internet has not recovered. This is the most 2026 sentence ever written. These are two people who have had, individually, some of the most out-of-touch years in recent memory. Katy Perry bought a convent from the LA

Mia Goth kept her divorce from Shia LaBeouf secret for an ENTIRE year. Why? Because she had Oscar campaigns and Marvel auditions to protect — and she wasn't about to let Hurricane LaBeouf blow that up. The Shia LaBeouf Mia Goth divorce is one of the most calculated career moves in Hollywood

The Shia LaBeouf and Mia Goth divorce was kept secret for a full year — and it changed everything. While Shia LaBeouf spiraled into another arrest, Mia Goth quietly booked Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein, Marvel's Blade, Christopher Nolan's Odyssey, AND Star Wars. This is the story of how one

Hollywood just looked at the guy who played a golden-bathtub sociopath and a Victorian vampire monster and said — yeah, that’s our next James Bond. And honestly? They’re not wrong. According to DeuxMoi, MGM has reportedly offered Jacob Elordi the role of 007 in Bond 26  — the Denis

Ben Affleck just signed over his entire stake in a $60 million Beverly Hills mansion to Jennifer Lopez. For free. Tens of millions of dollars. Gone. No payment. Just vibes. The official explanation, per TMZ, is that Ben recently sold his AI company InterPositive to Netflix for a reported $600

Breakup songs earn $8.65M on average. Love songs earn $7.87M. Harry Styles just dropped his fourth album. Fans already think half the tracks are about Olivia Wilde. At this point Harry Styles doesn’t go through breakups — he goes through content cycles. Love On

This is BAD for selfish reasons. Arkansas prisons have a new plan to fight drugs: ban books. Not violent gangs, not dirty guards, not the supply chain—books. Officials say drugs are being smuggled in through paper itself, with pages soaked in synthetics like K2 or hiding contraband in the bindings,

This nepo baby chart has Sydney Sweeney at the bottom left — maximum career accomplishments, zero nepo baby status — and I need everyone to understand how hard that bottom left corner actually is to reach. She grew up in Spokane, Washington with no industry connections, no generational wealth, no

⭕ #Gabriel_Attal annonce sa candidature à l’élection présidentielle de 2027.

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Today is the day! We’re pleased to officially announce the launch of Gym Shorts, a podcast by Ophea! Tune in to our first episode to hear from Andrea, who shares how her experience as a parent shaped her teaching practices: pod.link/1884395524

Arsenal are in the heat of the title race—but do they have the mentality to go all the way against Manchester City? We break down the mindset inside the locker room, the pressure moments, and what separates champions from contenders. #Arsenal #ManCity #PremierLeague #TitleRace #FootballDebate

In Colombia, a clash over ancestral lands ends in tragedy. #News #BreakingNews #ForYou #Learn #SawItOnNewsidly

The more these grown insecure men loyal to Trump engage in abusive commentary with 23-year-old Adam Mockler on air and social media, the more they’re exposing him to Gen Z Republican voters who feel deceived by Trump. They turn to insults when defeated. Keep up the good work, @adammockler.com! 👏

A la versión de mí que tenía miedo de cambiar su vida: ❤️‍🩹Entiendo por qué dudabas tanto. Porque cambiar significa soltar certezas. @_livinginpaz #vivirlibre #vivetusueño #naturalezayvida #viajeros #despertardeconsciencia

🔴La campaña para contra los incendios se adelanta al 1 de junio con 7 nuevos hidroaviones y sistemas de detección ▪️En los cuatro primeros meses se han producido 987 incendios forestales de más de una hectárea, 325 más que en el mismo periodo en 2025 🎙️Rosa Basteiro

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With out doubt one of the best Speeches ever in a movie ever And from 1996. Feels like in 2026 the world needs something like this to unite us all Still gives me goosebumps now "TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!" #ID4 #IndependenceDay

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Feel the chill of death on your neck as you wear this one of a kind Catacomb Collection Memento Mori skull vertebrae pendant. Crafted with intricate detail and exquisite craftsmanship, this 3D-scanned human vertebrae is sure to be a conversation starter. Celebrate the life that passes and keep it...

How can you trust and follow the silent pull of your true passions? How does following your authentic desires guide you towards your true path and happiness? #VibrationMentor #CLManifestation

Back in ABQ with some exciting news! This year our office is sponsoring a community garden at the Los Ranchos Agri-Nature Center! Celebrating ag in our community and a home for local wildlife and some new furry friends (watch until the end!)—if you’re in the North Valley, come stop by! 👩‍🌾🌱❤️

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Spanish Power Lifter Man walks right into a spinning back kick before getting dropped by a slapping head kick. He tries to grunt his way through that body shot, but man...he's not okay after that.

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The only Republican senators willing to call Trump's $1.8 billion slush fund 'utterly stupid' and 'morally wrong' are the ones who are already retiring or lost their primaries. The cracks in the GOP are real, but they're only forming on the way out the door.

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Taco, his Cult n Shadow Elite must have forgot that Massie read the unredacted Epstein Files. ALL the Files! I doubt Massie stays quiet about what he saw in the files. Massie Revenge Tour happening after the loss? 🤔 #epsteinfiles

Hey Fetterman, no dignity in siding with a corrupt government and the anti democracy regime 🇺🇸 Fetterman warns Democrats on Trump address: ‘No dignity’ in yelling 👀😐 thehill.com/homenews/sen...

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Sites can now track your *other* open tabs & apps via SSD timing (FROST). JS + AI fingerprints devices—no interaction needed. 🤯 #privacy Source: https://hardware.slashdot.org/story/26/05/27/2153246/websites-have-a-new-way-to-spy-on-visitors-analyzing-their-ssd-activity

What a sorry excuse for a pastor! A pastor as the name implies is supposed to be a leader for his flock. I feel sorry for the women in that man's life!!!! **************************** #mensmentalhealth #toxicmasculinity #respectwomen #accountability #selfcontrol www.instagram.com/reel/DYkkDNW...

🔴Donald Trump anuncia en su red social una "decisión inminente" sobre Irán El presidente estadounidense quiere que Irán cierre un acuerdo y para ello dicta una serie de órdenes Los detalles con @monsioux.bsky.social rtve.es/noticias/202...

#FuerzasArmadasRTVE | Estas eran las palabras de nuestra compañera Yolanda Ferrer. Tras más de 30 años en RTVE, haciendo y dirigiendo información nacional, termina su etapa profesional en la tele pública. Desde aquí le damos las gracias por su excelente trabajo

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𝙸𝚝 𝚃𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝙰 𝚅𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚐𝚎 Principal, Rachel Harper, tells us about a fabulous & successful project that is reducing children's screen time, avoiding harm and benefitting parents and community ✅ Full show here - buff.ly/9t0hFED #Education #knowledge #digital #learning #literacy #EdTech #UKEdChat #EdChatIE

In this Video about Why Are Gaming Companies Adopting Crypto Tokens Rapidly?

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Regardless of politics and big guys decisions, we, the Iranian people, all over the world Don’t forget Don’t forgive What happened on January 8 and 9th of 2026. That was a massacre #IranMassacre

Through reforestation and beekeeping, this community in Uganda's Lira District is proving that nature, given the chance, can heal what war and poverty left behind. Richard Owanya put it simply: "We plant trees and bring back the rain." 🎧 Listen to Episode 7 of Nature Answers" 🔗 buff.ly/KB7KjhB

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It’s even better in the longer version, you can see him say “WTF was that?!” right before looking at the referee and smacking him. That’s what happens when you run Dobeš with Zuke’s around... 😂 I seriously can’t stop watching it. #GoHabsGo

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SNAP funds keep food on the table for kids and families across MA and the Trump administration is holding them hostage. We’ll see them in court.

Spring is here, but don’t rush through it! 🌸 Slow down, stay safe and smell the flowers.

Die Welt geht grad unter in Zwiesel. 😯🙈 Bei uns ist soeben das Dach weggeflogen.

This week we get into the 2001 cult film DONNIE DARKO with our interview guest - director/producer Chelsea Stardust! What are YOUR thoughts on Donnie Darko? watch our episode on youtube: youtu.be/IsWx4alFagc?... or listen: www.buzzsprout.com/104713/episo...

The Scottish Liberal Democrats used our debate in Holyrood today to hold the SNP government to account for its failure to close the poverty-related attainment gap, ten years after Nicola Sturgeon set this deadline and asked to be judged on this issue.

THURSDAY FASTCAST: A young man drowned Wednesday afternoon while swimming with friends near Skull Island - that and more in your Thursday FastCast - Your news in a minute

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Q: If Trump is in such perfect health, why does he keep going back for checkups? Oz: I think he likes the results. He does really well. He aces the test every single day. Really? If that is actually the case and he's in "perfect" health, why does he need checkups every single day?

Dylan Harper gets so many steals hiding out and jumping the pass

Ukrainian farmers continue sowing fields despite Russian drone threat.