Kristen Van Nest - Thriller Author
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Sydney Sweeney, Scooter Braun, and the math that says “absolutely not.” 😂 44 ÷ 2 + 7 = 29 (his minimum) She’s 28. The calculator called, it wants its red flag back.
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