THIS IS PARODY. I DO NOT CONDONE DRUNK DRIVING. so anyway, Britney Spears told a police officer during her March DUI arrest that she could “probably drink four bottles of wine and take care of you.” She then said she was “an angel.” She also told them her intoxication level was a zero out of ten.

So you’re telling me Bill Gates called his ex-girlfriend Ann Winblad to ask permission before proposing to Melinda… and she said yes BUT negotiated a yearly weekend getaway at her beach cottage in the Outer Banks?? 🏖️💀 That’s not a breakup. That’s a merger with retained equity. Sir, you invented

Sydney Sweeney, Scooter Braun, and the math that says “absolutely not.” 😂 44 ÷ 2 + 7 = 29 (his minimum) She’s 28. The calculator called, it wants its red flag back.

Ben Affleck just signed over his entire stake in a $60 million Beverly Hills mansion to Jennifer Lopez. For free. Tens of millions of dollars. Gone. No payment. Just vibes. The official explanation, per TMZ, is that Ben recently sold his AI company InterPositive to Netflix for a reported $600

Allison Williams wears a fanny pack around her house. Not to the airport. Not on a hike. In her home. Because her home is apparently so large that leaving a room without supplies is a logistical risk she’s not willing to take. The fanny pack contains skincare, a charger, scissors, and what appears

✈️ So Kash Patel flew a $75K government jet to Milan to “work” and was immediately caught shotgunning beers in the Team USA hockey locker room at 2 AM. The FBI said it wasn’t personal. Sure babe. Meanwhile: → Nancy Guthrie still missing. 3 weeks. No suspects. → Epstein files dropped confirming a

Pamela Anderson has done Broadway, won critical acclaim in The Last Showgirl, rebuilt her entire career on her own terms, refused to wear makeup at the Oscars while everyone lost their minds about it, and is widely considered one of the great Hollywood redemption arcs of this decade. And now Tom

POV: Your CEO slides into your onboarding orientation like “hey so what are your goals here at the company” 🚩🚩🚩 Bill Gates really said “I’m the richest man in the world, founder of this entire company, and I’m going to shoot my shot with someone who just started working here” and everyone was

A Manhattan Pokémon shop hosted a cute community craft night… and three masked men turned it into a heist movie. They stormed Poké Court with a gun and hammers, pulled the curtain across the door, and held more than 40–50 customers and employees in place while they smashed display cases. The haul?

Lauren Sánchez Bezos gave a New York Times interview about not apologizing for her happiness. Okay. Let’s talk about what that happiness is built on. Jeff Bezos is worth $230 billion. His lifetime charitable giving amounts to about $4.7 billion — roughly

"They haven't been back to the playoffs since that championship in 2022. That's four years away from the playoffs" – Stephen A. Smith on the Golden State Warriors

I thought gas prices were down. #gasprices #news

Memory turns red, erodes, and takes you over. New media art rooted in Japanese aesthetics. Traces of time accumulate and reshape the visible world. #takayukio #NYCArtist #NewYorkArt

Dr. Angela Aristidou joins @djrothkopf.bsky.social to cut through the theoretical and explore why real-world deployment of AI can improve workflow and augment human relationships rather than eliminating them. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d... youtu.be/WlTmZJCiDTI

On the show this week: • Trump struggles to control the narrative on how much damage US bombs did to Iran’s nuclear programme • Massacre of Palestinians in Gaza's aid hubs is becoming a bigger story • Assal Rad on the contradictions rife in news headlines Watch now ▶️ youtu.be/MUknejMSoak

Imagine discovering proof that vampires exist…and the vampires invite you to dinner instead of killing you. www.amazon.com/Blood-Court-... #vampirethriller #darkgothicfiction #gothicvampires #vampiremystery #horrorbooklover #gothicthriller #darkfictionbooks

Members of the Transport Committee led a debate in the House of Commons Chamber on our 2025 ‘Access Denied’ report, about what can be done to make the transport network accessible for all. #AccessDenied #Transport #SelectCommittees

Thx Tamara!! Enjoy your weekend 👍😎☀️ @imsal.bsky.social @6to12elbow.bsky.social @soldiergirl.bsky.social @grant1983.bsky.social @chadlehman.bsky.social @paulcady.bsky.social @scottgable.bsky.social @dragonlady1011.bsky.social @dcombes.bsky.social @suzzisulli.bsky.social @plumbaby1.bsky.social

Small Smart Spaces is a range of Healthy and Comfortable Architecturally Designed Homes suitable for #passivehaus Certification and Homestar ratings, Direct from the Architectural Designer to you. #newzealand #Architecture

Diese Woche im Bundestag: #Haushalt2025 & Sondervermögen Infrastruktur. Statt zusätzliche (!) Zukunftsinvestitionen in Kitas, Schulen & Schienen zu ermöglichen, werden Schulden auch für Steuergeschenke u.a. ans reichste 1% genutzt. Klimaschutzverträge halbiert. Es fehlt: Generationengerechtigkeit.

Republicans in Washington have worked day and night to raise costs for families like mine. Now they're doubling down, threatening even deeper cuts to Medicaid, so they can pay for their war and continue handing out tax breaks to billionaires. - Theresa Luoni @unrigoureconomy.bsky.social

When two pies went to war... Welcome to my video about the two biggest pizza brands in the 80s. Pizza Hut v Domino's...let battle commence!

Amazing that the United States government, with all its resources and avenues of action, has a worse relationship with the government of Iran than I do.

*blasts 80s madonna* my dad: oh snap! what you know about this??? me:

Garth Marenghi "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards" green screen

The most sacred clause in the Constitution may be the war making clause. Our founding fathers are turning in their grave watching this Republican Congress allow one man lead us into a disastrous, incompetently run war.

They call you a dreamer, like it's some disease Like wanting kids alive is a naive belief But since when is 'don't kill' a radical idea? Since when is choosing life something only fools hold dear? Wake the hell up! #NoWar #Peace #Gaza #Iran #Ukraine #Israel #USA #music #song #poem #vss365 #dear

Each stick acts as a leaf spring. By weaving them, they store elastic potential energy through the woven & bent tongue depressors. Once they are triggered potential energy converts into kinetic energy. #science #physics #nature #energy #cobraweave

The Stages Of Playing Our FREE Mobile War Game! 😂🪖 OG Classics Warfare 1917 + Warfare 1944 in ONE game = Warfare Legacy Collection 😎 IOS 👉: apps.apple.com/us/app/warfa... Android 👉: play.google.com/store/apps/d... #freemobilegames #wargames #ww1 #ww2 #newmobilegames #memes

Ex-orphans Lima Lima, Sonje and Zongoloni have a long-established habit of disappearing into the Kibwezi Forest for days – sometimes weeks – at a stretch. But they always come back to Murera and the dependent herd, and when they do, everyone loves catching up. Welcome home.

Gabriel Bortoleto 𝕏🔁 @audif1_@twitter.com: Track knowledge is one thing. Quick on the buzzer is another. 👀 Full challenge on our website: https://www.audif1.com/races/2026/canadian-grand-prix #ARF1 #Montreal

Google Backs Innovative AI Startups, ByteDance Pauses Video AI, and AI Legal Updates #ai #artificialintelligence #future #machinelearning #ainews

Thanks to #Medicaid, Corinne, an individual on the autism spectrum, has a care attendant & a job coach to support her health & career — allowing her to live independently. But with Republicans in Congress threatening Medicaid cuts — how many people with disabilities could lose their independence?

England's family courts are rolling out Child Focused Courts nationwide, putting children at the centre from day one. Faster cases. Better decisions. Long overdue. Video created using AI avatar and real voice for news delivery. #FamilyCourt #ChildRights #UKLaw

third time #analyticaliowan #analyticaliowanpodcast

Nakba Day rally starting in Vancouver now. Grandview Park. Come out if you can. #FreePalestine #NakbaDay

Growth usually follows the greatest pain.

Jewish settler intrudes Masafer Yatta settlement in the West Bank and violently assaults a Palestinian woman and her child, as well as their dog. 🤬

Alright guys I learnt some less wasteful combos. Can't be throwing away resources in this economy.

The STEM Kids make a robot is a middle grade children's chapter picture book about #STEM #engineering #robot #KidLit #KidsBooks #ChildrensBooks NoireSTEMinist.com/shop

[INDIE ALERT] 📢 ArcheAge Chronicles by XLGames ArcheAge Chronicles delivers an immersive experience that will capture players' hearts, whether they are newcomers to the setting or seasoned adventurers. Wishlist store.steampowered.com/app/3218230 #indiegame #indiedev

During AAPI month even. How dare you 🐱

This week's guest on Heroic Herstories is Dr. Cecilia Redmond-Norris, the Director of Iowa City's Free Medical Clinic. Throughout her career, she has gained local and national recognition as a patient advocate. Learn more: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzJAtyds84s

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The 1st character of Crafty Survivors: Stoverick, the Chef! Throwing kitchen appliances at your foes is definitely satisfying.🍳🔪 Crafty Survivors is coming to Nintendo Switch on May 15th! #CraftySurvivors #NintendoSwitch #pixelart #roguelite

Be careful, brother!

Travel can be a beautiful way to reorient our souls and reconnect with God. But how do we continue to seek silence and solitude after we return home to the demands of life? Hear the full conversation: linktr.ee/savedbythecity

My three priorities in Congress have always been the same: jobs, education, and security. Last week, I delivered $1.7 million in Community Project Funding to Magnolia and Westville fire departments. Investing in public health and safety is how we ensure there's lasting security in our neighborhoods.

Excellent work by No. 22 to take advantage of the time and space. And as Hall's net-front drive turns into a slam dunk.

Dog's reaction to being adopted..🐈🐾😊

Corrupt gerrymandering is not a political strategy. It is voter suppression with a pencil. Democrats need to stop playing nice and start fighting back.

This went exactly as expected

For #DataProtectionDay, we asked our wonderful IT team at the Institute for three essential tips for protecting our data online. 👩‍💻 As per usual, they were quick to respond and supportive as ever! 😊 Check out what they told us! #DataPrivacy #MaxPlanck

📢 CHP Genel Başkanı Mahmut Tanal: "O biber gazı çıkacak! Burası terör örgütü yuvası mı? 💢 Burası parti parti! Demokrasinin içine s*çt*nız!"

The official trailer for Matt Johnson’s Tony, starring Dominic Sessa, Emilia Jones, Antonio Banderas and Leo Woodall 🦪 Tony is in theaters this August via A24.

“Fly like a bird Take to the sky I need you now, Lord Carry me high…” ✨💕

Last year Parliament passed legislation to cover diabetes and contraceptive medications through our public healthcare system. Budget 2025 promised to protect pharmacare—but didn't allocate any money to it. The Liberals must keep their word and fund pharmacare for all Canadians.

Madyar published a video showing SBS "birds" destroying the missile ship Boykiy tonight. t.me/c/1680956281...

Some Americans are waking up. Hopefully it's not too late!