After being told to stop harassing women, Fat Putin seems to have a new fascination... (courtesy of the Daily Show with Ronnie Chieng) #trump #dailyshow #ronniechieng

In other news, Trump Industries has a new product for all you morons that bought a Trump Phone: #trump

A Trump quote without his voice or face. This is unedited & 100% accurate, taken from the Healthcare Affordability Event on April 23, 2026. ("My Crowd Was Bigger", courtesy of decodingfoxnews) #trump

Donald Trump files lawsuits often. Notably, he has never sued his niece, Mary Trump, for defamation over her public claims about him. Listen as Mary talks about the similarities between Trump and her grandfather's dementia, memory loss & impulse control issues. #trump #marytrump #fredtrump

Anthony Jeselnik knew over a decade ago, how big of a douchebag Spencer Pratt was, but apparently today's Bravo/Reality TV addicted morons apparently missed the memo. #spencerpratt #anthonyjeselnik #trump

This week in TACO, CNN showed a "before & after" of Trump’s responses after visiting China. Sure his brain is guacamole... but he's still a greedy, ego-driven, simpleton racist so all the other greedy, ego-driven, simpleton racists in America will continue to worship him. #trump #china #taco #cnn

Dear God almighty. Try not to roll your eyes, GenX, as these kids attempt to write in cursive on #JimmyKimmelLive.

Hawaii's legendary "Matsumoto Shave Ice" is opening on Saturday, June 6th in the Irvine Spectrum at Ryoko Rain in California! See you at there! 839 Spectrum Center Drive - https://maps.app.goo.gl/SqPAtJqQrivL4ih3A?g_st=ac #matsumotoshaveice #irvinespectrum #ryokorain #hawaii

I will crack my 401k to Gofundme a 'Karen Rehab' facility in Orange County, CA... right now. 😂 #karens #rehab #humor

Los Angeleno checking in: Can vouch for the hilarious condition of Fat Putin's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. #trump #hollywood

#Maga #trump #trending #viral #fyp #congratulations #Liberals #democrats #conservatives #news #today

🚨 ICYMI: NBC analysts said Ed Gallrein is outperforming Thomas Massie across much of KY-04. “Massie needs to win there, not coming close.”

The IDF IS NOT AN ARMY!! It is a terrorist organization full of sadists rapists murderers killers of children pedophiles torturers war criminals the fucking scum of the Earth👿👇🏼 they're like Nazis on steroids!! 👎🏼

Aiken County #Dems brought the ENERGY last night! Y'all, early voting starts Tuesday, May 26th. Primary is June 9th. Let's show them that we are ready for the #NewSC #Fyp #Election #share

US isn’t looking at imminent military action in Cuba despite Trump threats, AP sources say! #news #worldnews #usa #us #cuba #trump #donaldtrump #america

Images and videos created on the #metaai app #aiart #aiartcommunity #aiartwork #aiartist #Caturday

for the new Defence Security and Resilience Bank to improve this. I’m pleased to see that multilateral negotiations are now going ahead giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/... . 2/2

Happy Friday everyone from the Leicester Clinical Trials Unit! ❤️ Here's this week's good news (part 2/3) 👇 @coloprevent.bsky.social

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My children’s book, “That’s What Heroes Do” is out TOMORROW! Be sure to grab your pre-order. It’s perfect for teacher appreciation week this week to honor the hero in your life. Pre-order here: www.thomasnelson.com/p/kinzinger/

We represent workers across more than 5 nursing home facilities in #NJ07. Rep. Tom Kean Jr. voted to cut billions of dollars from Medicaid funding that our facility and our patients rely on. - Tamara Henry and Cyrenia Hood, Certified Nursing Assistants and members of 1199SEUI

Four seconds of utter cuteness…this is how Gizmo greets you in the morning! He’s like a big puppy! 🧡🧡 Happy #Caturday everyone! 😸😸🦁🦁 #teamfloof #CatsOfBluesky

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💥 In the Vovchansk direction, border guards of the RUBpAK "Apex" of the "Forpost" brigade destroyed enemy radio antennas, shelters and transport, and also eliminated enemy manpower.

For more information on how to advocate for pro-health policies that protect your family and community, check out our Advocacy Starter Kit: hoosiersvaccinate.org/vaccine-advo... #VaccinateIndiana

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Protesters cheer and ICE agents silently look on while detainees at Delaney Hall flash the lights inside the facility.

What are the mistakes related to rising food costs? Printing MONEY.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLSAqxuvVy8

Scary: Free agent WR Steffon Diggs has put on a serious amount of muscle this offseason and is in the best shape of his life. Diggs embodies the "work-hard, play-hard" mentality. Most teams would benefit from having him 👀 Original post

Here's how to make one dollar do the work of two. To watch full video go here: https://youtu.be/c8yqS8kCjIk

She’s solo rowing 🚣 from California to Hawaii— attempting to become first woman to do so. She’s on day 4. A big storm is coming.

When "Cancel" is what you click to undo something in an app, and then instead of using an entirely different word, "Cancel" appears again in a dialog box as the choice to do the opposite. Like here from the CBS Sports Fantasy app, where I have to click cancel > confirm, not cancel > cancel.

News: 🌍 #research finds 90% of wild animal #extinction caused by habitat loss mainly for #agriculture: #beef #palmoil, #timber, soy and cocoa. Reduce demand when you shop and fight back! Be #Vegan 🥦🍅 and #BoycottPalmOil 🔥🌴🙊⛔️ #Boycott4Wildlife @palmoildetect.bsky.social wp.me/pcFhgU-alG

Locking in! Got to beat these challenges, meet these goals... #synthart #aiart

World Health Day is a reminder that health should be for everyone, everywhere. By building next generation public health systems through sustainable foundations, intentional design and inclusive processes, we can make sure everyone can live healthier lives.

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The #DelaneyHall protest in #Newark is about the same inhuman conditions from last year, when Todd Blanche had Newark Mayor Ras Baraka arrested, after he left the facility. @emptywheel talks to @nicolesandler about how the prison company, The GEO Group won't […] [Original post on mastodon.online]

MORNING WALK: Ole Miss would benefit most from 24 Team Playoff

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MIAMI!!!!! #miami #mayor#democrats

It’s time indeed…

Fun chess match at the end of Hawks/Knicks. Brunson was trying to get the Okongwu matchup almost every time down. Hawks mixed coverages up very nicely to try and keep him off balance. Sprinkled in hedges, hedge-and-unders, blitzing, switching, hard doubling.

#economy #interestrates #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/2cu55xes

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What is Hokum? Let's find out together! #AdamScott #Hokum #Horror #GhostStory

🐺Ab in die Lüfte und Hinaus in den Orbit Wo die Größten Dogfights der Sternenkriege der Galaxis warten 🙃 Der Eintritt ist frei allerdings betreten auf eigene Gefahr! www.twitch.tv/silvariusplay #silvariusplay #letsplay #livestream #maythe4thbewithyou

ICE calls it family detention. But children are living in confinement that functions like jail. 🚨 Some children have been held for more than 100 days. Fear, medical neglect, and state control get folded into daily life — and softer language does not change what is happening.

Ronny Chieng ain't wrong.

Drake Maye is here for the inaugural MayeDay Celebrity Softball Classic

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa 🎵 I thought since I'm wearing this shirt I might as well mess with this song 🎹

He’s so human Valentino to me

Massive explosion rocks Malta’s Ta' Lourdes fireworks factory, sending a huge smoke plume across the island. Two people suffered minor injuries, livestock were killed, and widespread damage was reported. More news: kity.pro/VPqtI

They couldn’t tell such lazy lies if they weren’t lazy people willing to listen to them. There’s fault to go around. Fearmongering plays well in those parts. I really couldn’t say firsthand. I don’t speak whatever language that is, but they clearly know their audience.

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ᖴIᗰ ᗪᗩ Eᔕᑕᗩᒪᗩ 6᙭1 — ᔕEᑎᗩᗪO UBES — União Brasileira das/dos Estudantes Secundaristas: "Ué, gente, cadê os senadores que defendiam a permanência da 6x1?" 🤡 "Os estudantes percorreram os corredores do Senado para dialogar com quem ocupa uma das instituições mais importantes do país. ... 🧵1/3⤵️

🇺🇦 Happy Kyiv Day 💙💛

#daily #reels #post #politics #news

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Iranian TV ad for tea (chai) before the Islamic regime took over Original post

Don't worry about all that tho! Worry about gas prices. 😆