Weijia Jiang, CBS News White House Correspondent, announces Fat Loser is doing a press conference 30min after the supposed assassination attempt. Everyone in the room laughs & even she chuckles, collects herself & has to clarify that it's not a joke. Which of course it does ends up being. #trump

Fascinating how the audience didn't scatter at the WH Correspondents' Dinner when "shots [were] fired," ...meanwhile, the Secret Service took 3-5 business days to wander over & move a reluctant-looking loser from the stage. #whcd #trump #phoningitin

Donald Trump files lawsuits often. Notably, he has never sued his niece, Mary Trump, for defamation over her public claims about him. Listen as Mary talks about the similarities between Trump and her grandfather's dementia, memory loss & impulse control issues. #trump #marytrump #fredtrump

Broadcasted live, the camera man totally forgot he was at work for a second. #skysports #humor

NBC's Peter Alexander FTW. Hey media: Stop being pansies. Bring the receipts, confront his lies directly & be more like Peter. #trump #lies #peteralexander

Neil deGrasse Tyson on Artificial Intelligence: 1. I love AI & been using it for decades. It's scary to thowe not familiar with it - but it's NOT new. 2. AI does mundane, repetitive work & it does it quickly. Let it. 3. It truly makes the impossible, possible […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Doug Wilson, Christ Church senior pastor and Christian nationalist movement leader, believes: ▫️ women shouldn't vote individually ▫️ supports repealing the 19th Amendment ▫️ says the Bible prohibits women from church or government leadership He has hundreds […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Remember how Robert Kelly & his kids going viral from their interruption during his BBC interview? Wanna see those same kids now, 7yrs later? #bbc #robertkelly #viralvideo

Anthony Jeselnik knew over a decade ago, how big of a douchebag Spencer Pratt was, but apparently today's Bravo/Reality TV addicted morons apparently missed the memo. #spencerpratt #anthonyjeselnik #trump

I will crack my 401k to Gofundme a 'Karen Rehab' facility in Orange County, CA... right now. 😂 #karens #rehab #humor

🚨 ICYMI: NBC analysts said Ed Gallrein is outperforming Thomas Massie across much of KY-04. “Massie needs to win there, not coming close.”

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@nbc New book about a future political system that makes politics FUN AGAIN! The United States Civic League: The Sports League of Real Democracy. RTweet, Repost, Review bit DOT ly/politicsgame -- #politics #sports #games

The Nigerian men are always after me. I don't want you or your D-list jollof.

Few left their mark on baseball like Bobby Cox, longtime manager of the Atlanta Braves, who recently passed away at age 84. He was inducted into the Hall of Fame in 2014.

George Springer takes Paul Skenes deep to begin the bottom of the 1st

Kevin O'Leary attempts to skirt around criticism of his data center by saying protestors are "being bussed in" from out of state. @moreperfectunion.bsky.social

“It’s shameful… It’s shameful that we’re being treated like this.” Tuapse residents are facing the consequences of the war launched by their country. They are not pleased! 🧐

The Save Act is NOT what MAGA is claims. It will force US citizens to pay for birth certificates or passports in order to vote, even if you were born here. Expect long lines and chaos which is what Trump really wants... #SaveActIsPayToVote

Haley, thank you for asking this. This campaign is about alignment. The people who support it believe in the direction we’re taking, and we stay in active communication with them. If you want a deeper breakdown, I’m happy to share more. Keep the questions coming.

By the way. Mrs is traveling, and I got rid of my flu. My greetings from the beer barrel will contain jingoistic🇫🇮 takes and mushy🥹 stuff. Friends of rational messaging, mute or block for a couple of days. Or permanently. You have been warned. (Clip 'Fort Apache,' 1948)

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Donald Trump was elected to make stuff cost less. Voters think he is failing at that. It's why his poll numbers are worse than they have ever been before.

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💥 In the Vovchansk direction, border guards of the RUBpAK "Apex" of the "Forpost" brigade destroyed enemy radio antennas, shelters and transport, and also eliminated enemy manpower.

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Jackie 😂 after Chels & DM got tangled up

⭕Des manifestants ont défilé dans les rues de #Montréal, au #Canada, en solidarité avec #Gaza et la #Flottille-Mondiale-Sumud. Via : #mtl4pal

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I spoke about the changing state of our high streets on Politics West this weekend. The community and local identity they offer us, especially in a constituency as rural as ours, has to be protected and promoted. #politics #bbc #politicswest #debate #highstreet

As the New Year begins, everyone at Michigan Slip and Fall Lawyers wishes you a happy, healthy, and successful year ahead. May the coming year bring fresh starts, new opportunities, and safe steps wherever life takes you.

The #OwenCup Quarterfinals continue with Claudio Castagnoli facing Brody King! Watch #AEWDynamite LIVE on TBS + HBO Max

King Markus frisst zwar nicht mehr, findet aber immer wieder neue Möglichkeiten, sich durch seine Egomanie der Lächerlichkeit preiszugeben. Der Clip ist echt! "markus.soeder: Mein Name ist Markus Söder, aber man nennt mich auch...

Making Boston a home for everyone means meeting people where they are and delivering on the services they count on. That’s why we hosted our first-ever Office Hours one week ago!

Did you know that only 1 in 4 blind or partially sighted people of working age are in paid employment? Mohammed recently started a paid work placement with RNIB and spoke with us about his experience. For more stories like this listen to RNIB Connect Radio online, Freeview 730 or smart speakers.

On Tuesday, we stood with the residents of al-Bustan in Silwan, outside the District Court in Jerusalem as they fight to remain in their homes. Once again, Palestinian families are dragged into court just to defend their right to continue living in homes they’ve lived in for generations. (1/4)

Do yall know there's a goth version of Ms. Rachel, named Ms Raven, who has a low stimulation children's YouTube show? She also experiences chronic illness & uses a wheelchair part of the time I hope she's anti-Zionist too

We're delighted to announce our full slate of shows for 2026 with Sandra Oh, Letitia Wright, Cate Blanchett, Nina Hoss and Francesca Mills leading an incredible year of programming. Let's get stuck in 👇

The Future Games Show Summer Showcase will feature a new gameplay trailer for psychological horror RPG - The Pines.  Tune in on June 6 to see more. Set a reminder to watch here: www.youtube.com/live/hM2Ofso...

Um incêndio atingiu o Bloco C da Feira dos Importados na madrugada desta segunda-feira (11/5), em Brasília. Ao todo, 40 bancas foram atingidas, sendo que 28 delas acabaram totalmente destruídas pelas chamas. ➡️ Acesse o site do Correio para ler mais notícias 📽️ Adriana Bernardes/CB/DA Press

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#economy #interestrates #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/2cu55xes

He is definitely going to win his defamation case that claims that he likes a drink a bit too much

have spent weeks tweaking about 8 floats trying to find the "just right" but it feels totally worth. feel like this core mechanic might be able to support something fun

This first time ewe has just had a lovely big ram lamb. She’s a very attentive mother. They’ve got a lovely cozy stable, temperatures are set to plummet tonight as north winds blow

The catch unlocked the moves. 😂

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Mermaids: From Danger to Romance in Mythology #mermaids #mermaid

Super Typhoon Sinlaku unleashed fury upon Saipan and Guam with category 4 hurricane winds. Extensive damage to homes, cars, and infrastructure followed the powerful storm's sweep across the Pacific islands. Watch more video: https://ow.ly/v3UN50YLbjL

🐑 Ovejas bomberas 🌿 El pastoreo tradicional ayuda a prevenir incendios de forma sostenible y ecológica #MalasLenguas

"I was shaking part way through the second half." Will O’Neill joined us on The News Show to explain what Tranmere's win over Cheltenham meant to him and the club. Subscribe for just £3 a month to listen in full #TRFC #SWA patreon.com/posts/156246403

Comedians Maysoon Zayid & Reem Edan joined on my Siriusxm show for the weekly segment "What Just Happened?!" Here's a clip of what each of our professional wrestler/MMA nickname would be if we joined Trump's fight on the White House lawn in June! Watch full segment here: youtu.be/Q3z7TyP1yAA?...

#DONE‼️ Small actions lead to progress..‼️👏 BRAVOOO!!!

Drake Maye is here for the inaugural MayeDay Celebrity Softball Classic

Rep. Randy Fine says that holding anti-ICE protests on Memorial Day is evidence that "many Democrats hate the United States of America": "You now have Democrats whose goal it is to destroy the country."

Full version of Mick Foley's video 🔥 #AEW

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Iranian TV ad for tea (chai) before the Islamic regime took over Original post

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