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I will crack my 401k to Gofundme a 'Karen Rehab' facility in Orange County, CA... right now. 😂 #karens #rehab #humor

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NBC's Peter Alexander FTW. Hey media: Stop being pansies. Bring the receipts, confront his lies directly & be more like Peter. #trump #lies #peteralexander

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