Good morning Ash and merry morons if Wülferhampton, happy Monday. Practising our synchronised jumping.

Good morning Ash and wallies of Wülferhampton, happy 🐪 day

Fuck me. How fucking embarrassing, you don’t repent for me you absolute tossers. How about asking the gods to forgive Israel for its genocide and land grabbing?

Just think yourself lucky you didn’t have to listen to this embarrassing shite!

Good morning Ash and twerps of Wülferhampton, happy Tuesday

Oh good day Sharon and happy birthday. 21 again?

Good morning Ash and merry morons of Wülferhampton, happy no work Monday!

Sumud Flotilla activists have been hospitalized after being tortured by the IDF. The IDF is MAD at Ben Gvir NOT because of what he did, BUT because the WORLD Saw how the Flotilla Crew were being treated IDF: "We did everything to avoid such images, now the flotilla activists got what they wanted"

He was funny because he thought he was so smart with the rubbish that came from his mouth and that stupid bloody dance he does.

Good morning Ash and fartarses of Wülferhampton, happy Friday

how jealous do you guys think trump will be when he sees President Xi had a massive "bro portrait" made of him and Vladimir Putin? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😎💥

#aiart #promptshare #qp Title: The Beak Doctor's Vigil bsky.app/profile/bret...

News with @BearFiorda & @Lady Summer Helene #behindthescenes #tipsandtricks #hollywood #home #teamworkmakesthedreamwork

Israel’s killing of Lebanese journalist Amal Khalil followed a now-familiar pattern: surveillance, strike, obstruction of rescue and denial. She is one of at least 263 journalists killed by Israel since October 2023. @meenakshirv.bsky.social reports.

Episode Six of The Discovery Pod with Eve airs today at 12 PM PST. Watch on YouTube → m.youtube.com/watch?v=lKVI... Or listen on all podcast platforms.

Kyoto Station Bus Stop Terminal, Japan #Japan #Nippon

Simple driveway routine turns chaotic when the car is parked too tight for the gate. Two women struggle to adjust it while the dog watches calmly. Was it really hard to park correctly or just bad positioning? #reels #viral #funny #epicfail #comedy

FIRST BUCKET OF THE GAME COURTESY OF 4. @evanmobley Original post

Year on year, rents are up 7% in Dublin, 13% in Cork and a whopping 18% in Galway. A generation of young people are being priced out of their future. They should not feel embarrassed, the Government should feel embarrassed for failing them.

Congress should be in session right now, and every member of Congress should be forced to vote on this war every day that it continues.

NEWS: YouTube has demonetized Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies. The satire continues. This week’s F’d TROOPS is now on Patreon. Check out my latest anti-war short film. Subscribe + watch: patreon.com/mrnewbergers...

Trump Brandy @ltwlauren.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @filosia.bsky.social @gentlem.bsky.social @misskitty.art @southerngayteacher.bsky.social @kevdance683514.bsky.social @dailykotzn.bsky.social @danielgamboa820.bsky.social @ltwlauren.bsky.social @mrsdeborahlynn.bsky.social

Hey MAGAts, climate change is a hoax, right? #MAGA #climatechange

Bottle to Arsenal? 🤔 Can you complete this Wikipedia Challenge? 🧩

EMPTY CHAIRS? EMPTY INCOME? Beautiful salon. Great service. But no visibility online? Page Crowd helps UK beauty salons grow with: • Social Media • Content • SEO • Websites #beautysalonuk #growonline #smallbusinessuk #salonmarketing #beautybusiness

This IPL hair removal device helps reduce hair growth over time—leaving your skin soft, sleek, and effortlessly hair-free without the hassle 😍 👉 Get yours now at rizabeautytools.com #SmoothSkinGoals #HairFreeLife #BeautyUpgrade #SelfCareRoutine #FlawlessSkin

More Solo Dungeons? Why not? twitch.tv/danfinity

Althia Raj speaking about the MPs passing a clause in C-4 exempting their parties from privacy law. Full link below www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEb8...

Your voice matters on Capitol Hill! 📢 Our annual Lawmaker Education and Advocacy Day brings companies and investors to DC to advocate for business-driven solutions. Join us March 17-19 in D.C. Register now to help shape the future of an affordable, clean economy. https://events.ceres.org/lead2026

Smart care isn’t just about technology — it’s about bringing real support into everyday life. With us at Independa, you can gain peace of mind knowing that your loved ones are connected, monitored, and truly cared for. #Independa #LifeConnected #SmarterCare #SeniorWellness #PeaceOfMind

Thought-provoking quote from @atmostaj.bsky.social during the Weather and Climate Livestream about the role of "serendipity" in scientific discovery and the importance of having a broadly funded scientific enterprise that allows for it. wclivestream.com/watch/

5/7/26 Trump is doing everything he said Kamala Harris would do. #news #politics #currentevents

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Polk County Democrats annual fundraising event was off the chain tonight! Momentum is on our side!

Good morning and happy #WaifuWednesday! 💗💗💗

🚀 Hey! Catch your breath and then ENTER THE CHRONOSPHERE, a top-down bullet hell from @effortstar.bsky.social & Joystick Ventures. A time moves-when-you-move spin on shooter roguelike chaos. Steam Early Access on May 14! Press/Creators, put your request in here 👇 forms.gle/F96upWVJXQHK...

Free speech will always be under threat. It is the people's greatest tool and authority's greatest fear. In an interview with @gadsaad.com.web.brid.gy, @jkosseff.bsky.social discusses his new book and why we can never stop defending this freedom, no matter how well--intentioned restrictions seem.

I’m sure someone will claim a foul on the keeper

I uploaded a thing. See you tomorrow.

#hormuz #shipping #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/bvx1g9a6

Oh hellllll no

They are doing everything they can to trigger us and distract from Epstein and the felon's war. And succeeding. Tragically.

Happy 100th birthday, Sir David Attenborough. Thank you for helping generations of us fall in love with our natural world, and inspiring so many to protect it for the future.

We are excited to share that DTH-Lab is now on Bluesky 🚀 Another way to connect, exchange ideas and join the growing conversation on digital transformation for health. 👉Follow us here: @dthlab.bsky.social

How can civil society support Member States and the United Nations? At the 64th session of the Commission for Social Development (#CSocD64), ARROW's Shamala Chandrasekaran made this intervention on behalf of ARROW and the NGO Committee for Social Development. #EveryoneIncluded

You are a Dungeon Crawler because you are a baby in a Dungeon and babies crawl. #baby #Nintendo #tinybabycrowngames #indiegame #gamedev #xbox #nintendo #steam #rpg

Thirteen lives lost, hundreds wounded, and $50 billion spent.   This was a war of choice — and we are less safe because of it.

Do y'all realize how deep a recession we're in if an airline is shutting down??

Professor Jeffrey Kripal, author of How to Think Impossibly, explained to us how #UFOs represent a challenge for both science AND religion.

Why I don't watch sports. There's a reason why the Romans used to say If you want to keep people distracted, You give them bread and circuses. It's because they knew that If people were fed and entertained, Then they wouldn't question anything & wouldn't think for themselves.

a little late night jazz for those still awake 🪊 🌝 🎹

✨Close your eyes to the rhythm👀🎶! Pixel version 🎵(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)🎵 #RhythmGame #PixelArt #ドット絵

You must do it yourself. #mannermatters #etiquette #betterlife #tadc #prom

Shark sighting in Rockport 👀🦈

Today's Lawfare Daily is the May 29 live where @benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org, @annabower.bsky.social, @ericcolumbus.bsky.social, @rparloff.bsky.social, and @mollyroberts.bsky.social discussed legal challenges to the Trump administration’s “Anti-Weaponization Fund,” and more.

🗣️“I don’t think they’d spend the amount of money they do on advertising food - particularly aimed at children - if it didn’t have that effect.” - @angelaeagle1.bsky.social speaking to @dansaladino.bsky.social. 👂Listen: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... 🌱What citizens want: ffcc.co.uk/food-strategy

🤖 SF Gigantes Hits de Bryce Eldridge y JHL nos acercan en la pizarra 🫡

🔍 The Posterior Drawer Test helps assess posterior glenohumeral instability by evaluating posterior translation of the humeral head relative to the glenoid. #ShoulderPain #SportsMedicine #ShoulderExam #PhysicalExamination #Orthopedics

StandUpComedy Any char give what company want&tell parent to do free labor for company in Netflix ATLA, Marvel, DC, Disney, The Studio, Ted Lasso, Emily in Paris? Char:I've decided to ask my mom to come help clean toilets&mop floors here,as way to repay company for its years of support. It's free