The Ass of Heaven
@lhommedauphin
Amazing that the United States government, with all its resources and avenues of action, has a worse relationship with the government of Iran than I do.
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those poor bastards aren’t content with their own chosen social boundaries
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my wife thinks i do ~50% of diaper changes and early morning cradling for her sake or out of manifest subscription to a formal principle of justice. really it’s so she can rest and...
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imagine thinking the Creator who set all things in motion and sustains all being and movement would need to personally intervene in any moment
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Heh. But your candidate for office is slandered by us as a vegan. When will you non-fascist voters learn
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Heh. But your candidate for office is slandered by us as a vegan. When will you non-fascist voters learn
imagine thinking the Creator who set all things in motion and sustains all being and movement would need to personally intervene in any moment
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imagine being some vexed lifelong underperforming talented midwit preoccupied with gains to the welfare of his inferiors
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