Lisandra Vazquez
@lisandravcomedy
TDLW: if you don’t care kids are dying, you are bad. #marachel we love you. 🫶
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January 23 Press Briefing with #karolineleavitt
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If this seems like Déjà vu - that’s because it keeps happening. It’s going to continue to happen until we make them stop. @kristinoem f*ck. you. f*ck ice. And f*ck anyone who stil...
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Please forward this to anybody who is concerned about their kids watching performers at the Super Bowl this year! #superbowl #halftimeshow #badbunny
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Free speech is not partisan. The right to question, protest, and mock those in power is fundamental to democracy. We know this moment is frightening. We know many communities are...
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Happy Valentine’s Day from the ladies of MAGA
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Actual footage of #karolineleavitt crafting her Mother’s Day IG post with her assistant
Let’s play Smash or Pass for President’s Day!! Nothing to do with who they were as people or their impact. This is 100% based on the only thing that matters. Looks.
"This month saw changes in the dynamics in our favor, in Ukraine’s favor. We are holding more positions and inflicting more damage. "I am grateful to all our warriors for their precision." - Volodymyr Zelenskyy 💪😊
Menstrual stigma socially conditions women to conceal pain, push through it and stay silent at work. Statutory menstrual leave is not a radical policy, it is a practical, compassionate and long-overdue step towards a fairer and healthier working society.
My campaign has three basic pillars: 1) hold Trump accountable; 2) Build A Better Future; 3) ensure America is safe for everyone in our communities. I look forward to delivering on these priorities in Congress. The California 6th is ready for a fighter. #congress #impeachment #medicareforall #usa
Oh, hey Bezos Couple of things 1) f🌸ck you 2) f🌸ck you 3) oh, and f🌸ck you The only side you’ve EVER been on is your own, you pigeon-livered, pinchfisted, fly-rinked, fopdoodle. “Trump is more disciplined”….I just threw up in my mouth. GTFO 🤦🏻♀️ #Pinks #ProudBlue
Amazing upcoming week on the podcast as we wrap up our 2025! Artist and writer Theodore A. Harris, gender and race scholar Mali Collins, and historian Benjamin Talbot. Listen on most streams: linktr.ee/blstpodcast
😂😂😂 An Australian man inadvertently appeared on the runway during an Australian Fashion Week show at Tamarama Beach in Sydney on May 12, 2023.
"My understanding of leverage and football intelligence. " Duke offensive lineman Brian Parkee talks how Duke prepared him for the NFL and his greatest tools. #NFL #NFLCombine
🫤 It's been over 20 days since I 💦 and I'm kinda feeling it now! 😅 Day 10🔒 4 ✅️ 5 ✅️ 2 ✅️ 1 6 3 ✅️ #behindbarz #cagecheck #gaychastity #malechastity #chastitybelt
Got a lamp that won’t light up? 💡 Watch our Repair Café video to see how simple repairs spark creativity, community, and sustainability. Repair, not replace. @harriscountypl.bsky.social YouTube Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFHR... #HCgreen #HarrisCounty #RepairCafe
Gavin Newsom: "We dominate in fusion and quantum and space. We dominate in AI. The issue of gas prices goes back to the 1960s. Ronald Reagan created the California Air Resources Board. 3 years later, a guy named Richard Nixon codified California's leadership on a waiver through the Clean Air Act."
Win or lose, Donovan Mitchell is all in with the Cavs. Video: Paris McGee Jr, Clevelanddotcom
It is blatantly obvious that our public health system cannot absorb the patient load if the 27-bed Hobart Clinic closes. State Gov needs to re-assess its priorities & negotiate to buy and operate the clinic #politas #auspol
C gives you memory control to build faster, scalable systems. #c #computerscience #performance
Republicans claim to care about fraud, and then elect and capitulate to a felon. If we want real investigations into fraud in this country we need to start by retaining prosecutors, and then we need to take a good hard look at Donald Trump and his Administration.
Hunger changes what intimacy means. 🩸 MINE by Rose Reaper is Southern Gothic erotic horror—monster POV, demonic ritual, revenge, and desire sharpened into something predatory. Read on Amazon, KU, or Audible. Signed copies in bio. #erotichorror
1stly it's harsh to Accept&Realize you've been lied #ToForGenerations. #60yrsCABALrunsDEEP #PEDOs&FINANCIALopertunists|MAGAtsInBothParties #PeopleThrowAwayTheir🗳VotingIndependent #ItGoesBetterWhen1IsWhiteW/Insurance #OtherwiseTryBetterHelp.orgI'veBeenSoloStudyingReligionForYRs 🗡🧑🏽💻🛡🌺🐝🎼⚛️❤️🔥✡️🌟🦁✝️☪️🐦🔥🕉️🎭🩵🌊🗽🪃🧲
Indie Retro News: Chrome Horizon - This nod to R-Type as a prototype C64 game looks pretty decent [UPDATE] www.indieretronews.com/2026/03/chro... #retrogaming #gaming #c64 #commodore64
"Hey hey, ho ho, Trump tax cuts have got to go!" Oregonians in Salem right now urging lawmakers to #disconnect from the Trump tax cuts to protect funding for schools and essential services #orleg
Today we celebrate Liam Conejo Ramos returning home in his father’s arms. A moment of relief, love, and reunion that every child deserves. As we hold space for this joy, we cannot forget the many children who are still separated from their families, still waiting, still unseen in detention camps.
Rubio claims Cuba poses a national security threat citing military drones; Cuban FM fires back, questioning how a 10M-person island threatens a nuclear superpower and demanding evidence.
This is how the Russian Wagner Group hired British citizens to carry out an attack in London.
Crazy ass long outro with hidden messages? "The Vision" by Mighty One Man Band, from The Vision EP, available exclusively on Patreon. Link in bio. #thevision #mightyonemanband #rock #music #matrix
Anhand von Videoanalysen nahmen am 20.04.26 in #Gera rund 115 Teilnehmende während der rechtsextremen & #AfD/#NPD(„HEIMAT“)-indoktrinierten Demonstration teil. Der sonst so AfD-nahe „Volkssänger“ Heino fiel nun in blau-brauner Ungnade, da er juristisch gegen eine Wahlkampfaktion der #AfD vor- 1/3
🇺🇸🇮🇷🇸🇬 A warning was issued to Iran in Singapore by Pete Hegseth: only a "great deal" to halt their nuclear program will be accepted by Trump — otherwise, the "War Department" will be dealt with.
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I've spoken to the Otters of the world, they appreciate being honored with National Otter Day today, but it's late and they're calling it a night. Happy National Otter Day 🦦
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The second round of U.S.-Iran talks could begin next week, led by Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner. But the two sides remain far apart on key issues. Marc Short: "There is a concern about having two real estate developers be your lead negotiators, who are not Senate confirmed."
Many constituents write to me to say how shocked they are that international law often fails to hold those accountable for their actions. We have a duty to bolster international law, not undermine it. Today I asked for an update on the UK's response to the ICJ advisory opinion.
“Russia must be ready to accept a compromise, and we have not seen that at all,” said Marcin Zaborowski , TVP World’s Europe Editor, highlighting that meaningful peace talks on Ukraine remain unlikely and that Europe, as Kyiv’s biggest supporter, must be involved in any lasting settlement.
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A playful homage to J-horror films such as Ringu and Ju-On from director Kenichi Ugana, The Curse updates the classic formula for the social media age. With some suitably gnarly scares and a darkly humorous streak, this is one fans of Japanese horror cinema won’t want to miss. #jff26 #JFFIreland
Andres Jimenez with his 7th home run this season ties the game 2-2 in Seattle. Lets go. #bluejays | #mlb | #postseason
“I was born in New Babylon. Born where the rivers bend like hieroglyphs... They say mystery, I say erase. Black earth stories buried under U.S. states… But the land remembers before the lie.” youtu.be/M_YPDe9sMqg #PINKS
Share this with all of the Liberal Accounts that you know of, so their heads explode. 🤯 President Trump is going to be on the $250 bill. You know he loves to trigger those Liberals. 🤣👍 Long after he’s gone, Democrats are still going be mad.
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Secretary of State Marco Rubio broke down the latest on the Iran war and nuclear negotiations during his Senate testimony yesterday. It’s a lot to process, so here’s your essential cheat sheet. #marcorubio #iran
We have an amazing season 2 planned! Stay tuned! #storytelling
If you ain’t singing along to the yacht rock in my jeep Specifically when this banger comes on .. and we’re harmonizing… woooohooo Otherwise jump out I ain’t even slowin down for ya
The bridge explosion and the subsequent fall of the pursuing posse in The Wild Bunch (1969) is a combination of insertion shots and overlapping edits. The scene is 27 seconds long, presented in 24 shots. There are 11 insert shots, 4 overlapping edits, and 2 moments of breaking of axis.
Do you know where the closest wildlife rehab is? Our front yard Fox squirrels we know the best (squirrel family oak tree )\ backyard ones we don't. I just saw one of the backyard ones fall hard in alley dirt. I checked to make sure ok. It was. First time seeing one fall. Glad our rehab is near us.💐
Did you know that cancer causing glyphosate is being sprayed on our national forests? This criminal administration does not give a rip about anything but themselves.