Lisandra Vazquez
@lisandravcomedy
Actual footage of #kristinoem transferring her DHS powers to #MarkwayneMullin
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January 23 Press Briefing with #karolineleavitt
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If this seems like Déjà vu - that’s because it keeps happening. It’s going to continue to happen until we make them stop. @kristinoem f*ck. you. f*ck ice. And f*ck anyone who stil...
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Please forward this to anybody who is concerned about their kids watching performers at the Super Bowl this year! #superbowl #halftimeshow #badbunny
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Happy Valentine’s Day from the ladies of MAGA
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Free speech is not partisan. The right to question, protest, and mock those in power is fundamental to democracy. We know this moment is frightening. We know many communities are...
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Actual footage of #karolineleavitt crafting her Mother’s Day IG post with her assistant
Actual footage of the signage team making the plaques for soon to be confirmed DHS Secretary #markwaynemullin
Melania calls her Etsy witch after Donnie embarrassed himself on TV yet again
Alien resonds to #barackobama and his interview with @briantylercohen Aliens will not be silenced, Barack.
Actual footage of new intro to Melania’s movie. Don’t let Don Lemon distract you. Go see Melania today. * also I wasn’t gonna post this today in solidarity for the strike, but I think we need a little bit of levity.* 💙
Hooyah Navy and Happy Women’s History Month (to those who celebrate) from #MelaniaTrump
President Macron — That 79 year old keeps running his mouth, and it always leads to actual conflict. We in France pay every day for a war we never wanted, but started by a fool. #cdnpoli
The Treasury should introduce an alcohol duty escalator, targeting off-trade alcohol, to help fund alcohol treatment and narrow the widening gap in price between supermarket and pub alcohol, says Labour MP @catsmithmp.bsky.social. @dantomlinson.bsky.social @aha-uk.bsky.social
The City of Brampton and Peel Regional Police shut down Chinguacousy Park on Victoria Day following reports of unsafe gatherings and the use of fireworks tied to a planned social media trend involving fireworks being discharged into crowds. #ChinguacousyPark #Brampton nowtoronto.com/news/bunskin...
Remembering Barry Atwater, born May 16, 1918 and passed away May 24, 1978. Full Post www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=... #TodayInNerdHistory #May16 #barryatwater #startrek #thetwilightzone #theouterlimits #thenightstalker #missionimpossible #theinvaders #GeneralHospital #OneStepBeyond #birthday
The MYIC @millionyearice.bsky.social project by the Australian Antarctic Program is drilling an ice core to 3,000 metres depth in three-metre segments, and returning the cores in pristine condition to Hobart, Tasmania. Why? And how? Find out at aapp.shorthandstories.com/the-memory-of-ice
The leader of Qatar is a member of an organization called The Muslim Brotherhood, which has a specific ideology which seeks to overthrow Western civilization from within via infiltration of institutions, immigration, etc, and install a global caliphate ruled by Sharia law. #News #Politics #Qatar
Yesterday I had the privilege of receiving an endorsement from @andrew-yang.bsky.social- the countdown until June 2nd begins. Learn more about how to get involved with my campaign at SamForNJ.org!
Trump says the ballroom roof is designed as a military drone port with 360-degree DC surveillance capability, capable of bouncing off drone impacts and protecting airspace over Washington.
I joined @seiu.org to protest Republicans' latest reconciliation bill which includes $350 billion more for Trump's immigration enforcement machine. Democrats have been successful in withholding funding for ICE, so Republicans are trying to abuse the reconciliation process to push ICE $ through.
Southampton expelled from the play-offs and Middlesbrough replacing them... do you think it's the correct decision?
Lee County leaders are expected to approve a contract for $3 million for safety improvements along Burnt Store Road in Cape Coral, with construction potentially beginning next month. More: https://www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/safety-upgrades-burnt-store-road-cape-coral-florida/71345751
Errol Musk - father of Elon - murdered 3 people, and then told a journalist about it yesterday.
Sensitive kids. Anger training. Moms be moms. #podcast #sisters #random #randomthings #life #journey #healing #wisdom
Anger lies. It tells you things are bigger than they are. A late text feels like contempt. A tone feels like an attack. Ask one question when heated. "Will this matter in 7 days?" Most of the time, no. Peer support, not therapy. Call 988 in crisis. #angermanagement #peersupport
Japanese bbq is amazing #travel #japan #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #tiktokjapan #asia #anime #foodie #japanesefood #traveltiktok #asian #肉 #大阪
The way I actually started tearing up when they did this. Everything reminds me of Them (Kenoh and Katsuhiko Nakajima).
#IsraelTerroristState #FascistaseNazistas #ForaSionistas ✊✊✊😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬 "Que suas aldeias sejam queimadas." "Morte aos árabes, vamos estuprar suas mulheres." Esses foram alguns dos cânticos islamofóbicos e antiárabes entoados por colonos + Fonte: Quds News Do Canal do Telegram da @HispanTVBrasil
🎥A community centre in Dennistoun will be leased for the next 25 years to a local community group through the People Make Glasgow Communities (PMGC) scheme. Full story: www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news...
Stress shifts your thinking and puts your defenses up––stopping you from being understanding and more likely to point blame. Learn more about staying present with Will Schneider & Jon Macaskill on Men Talking Mindfulness👇 🔗 youtu.be/NUSr34vveqc?...
Getting the care you need shouldn’t feel complicated or stressful. With Independa, you can connect with trusted professionals right from the comfort of home, making every appointment easier, safer, and more convenient. #Independa #SeniorCare #VirtualCare #AgingWell #Telehealth #AgingInPlace
The arrogance of some of the #BillionairesForBallrooms Big-Media #EpsteinClass is despicable, vile in terms of ego. That a cable TV news anchors considers themselves a journalist is nearly a joke in itself. They read out loud headlines, like a grammar school choral reading session.
Wistikles | Canada considers banning social media for under-16s, inspired by Australia, with ~75% support. Critics warn teens can bypass rules and enforcement is tough, but supporters say it could still reduce usage and set limits. #wistikles #canada #SocialMediaBan #CyberSafety #InternetSafety
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DOJ attorneys are supposed to serve the American people, not the personal interests of a president. That is why this conflict of interest issue matters. If the DOJ cannot act independently from political power, public trust in the system collapses. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGEJfNFyK-g
BTS Ryan Tedder to interviewer Zach Dang www.instagram.com/reel/DY8DTAY...
👻🎃 Spooktember is almost over, and with Spooktober around the corner, now is a good time to check out The Starwielder Armageddon's Eclipse. My debut Sci-fi Fantasy series takes a darker turn in this installment 😈. #independentauthor #indepedentlypublishedauthor #scififantasybooks
The Cat & "Der Vogeltanz" by an unknow & great artist (1990) Hopefully, it will stay in your head until the end of the day 🙃 #catvibing #amiga500 #A500 #modules #commodore #protracker #WernerThomas La Danse des canards Der Vogeltanz Chicken Dance "So I shake my butt"
And, the WH took 3 days to finally release a "summary" of his latest health report results. This is quite reminiscent of how the WH's DOJ took months to release only redacted portions of just some of the Epstein Files... "The Truth is [still] Out There —The eXpstein Files
We get into a bit of trouble with Bev (not canon), and apparently have so much to eat and drink that we have trouble sleeping, cause a familiar face shows itself in the night... 😨 Check out episode 15 of my Let's Play of #DateEverything! 💖 ⬇️ link to episode below ⬇️
Want to bring #NGSS science + engineering practices to life in your classroom? Join our virtual workshop in August or invest in instructional coaching that can be embedded into any district’s or school’s existing professional learning system. Learn more at bscs.org/tpl 🍎 🧪 #EduSky #SciEd
Pete Hegseth's "pastor" is a fake Christian like Pete. He gets totally shutdown here.
While military experts debate if Ukraine seized the initiative in war our support for soldiers on the front is crucial! ❤️🔥 Now’s not time to relax but to push forward. We have a real chance to kick out russian invaders for good! ✌️ Our defenders ask for our help with equipment and power stations 👇
🚨 Trump’s team won’t rule out ARRESTING Supreme Court Justices. This isn’t law and order — it’s dictatorship. I’m running for Congress to defend our courts and our democracy. We will fight — and we will win. #SaveDemocracy #VoteBlue
Tropes 🔥Mafia 🔥Slowburn 🔥Revenge 🔥Age Gap 🔥Virgin FMC 🔥Touch Her and Die 🔥Billionaire 🔥Pierced MMC 🔥Teach Me Book recommendations | found family trope | dark mafia romance | dark romance | mafia romance | romance books | spicy romance books | dark romance novel | romance aesthetic books |
I'm having sex with my husband 💦 #nintendo #pokemon #disney #roythefox
@ladyjulia1997.bsky.social Okay, habe es verstanden, kein Comic mehr. Nur noch in echt und Farbe. Habe nochmal für alle einen Fakecheck hinterlegt. Wer es noch nicht kennt... Das verschlossene Schwein mit dem ... Schwanz darf man hier bitte nicht falsch verstehen: Ringel 👉 Nein Eher ein 🍤.
Booommm 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 Fiiiiiiiirrreeee 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🇺🇦USF Struck a Svetlyak-Class Patrol Ship, a Pantsir-S1 Air Defense System, an RSBN-4N Navigation System, Logistics Assets, and Other Enemy Targets.
et l'Afrique, où opèrent de grands réseaux de trafic de drogue. En Hongrie, plus de 500 kg de cocaïne cachée dans des bananes en provenance d'Equateur ont été découverts. C'est la plus grande saisie de drogue de l'histoire du pays. La protection d'Orban serait-elle désactivée ?