I put lipstick on my head to makeup my mind. #jokesky#comedy#funny#humor

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Listen to jokes and chill on this lazy Sunday .

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Dad jokes #cornyjokes#sillyjokes#dadjokes

As I always say ,auto correct should be called auto correct. Turning a hilarious screenshot into a meme #meme#funny#autocorrect#typos#jokes#comedy

Just jokes #dadjokea#jokevideo#funny

Just another joke video #jokesky#comedy#funny

LGBT jokes for pride month . have a gay day . #pridemonth#gayjokes#gayandtrans#funny#loveislove

How does being misgenered make you feel ? Anonymous survey ? There aren't any captions on this video because tiktok kept crashing and I was feed up.I would edit it over and over again and it would tell me that it could upload the video #pridemonth#trans#survey

I’m making 4 blankets for my 4 kids over the course of 2026. This is square 3 for blanket 1. Using the super fun galaxy blanket pattern by @of.mars! Music by @olympiatroutpatrol.

This is heartbreaking…#DOE #USDOE #departmentofeducation #layoffs

Canada’s Minister of Foreign Affairs, Anita Anand signed the Convention establishing an International Claims Commission for Ukraine in the presence of Ukraine’s Minister for Foreign Affairs, Andrii Sybiha.

I welcome yesterday's announcement that the Ethics & Integrity Commission will conduct a review into reforms to strengthen our democracy, including overdue tightening of lobbying rules. This is something I have advocated for over many years in light of the Greensill/David Cameron scandal and others.

Here is a technique to help protect animals from garbage glass harm. We don’t often break glasses & plates so this wouldn’t be too much effort to have a kit & a towel on hand for the animals protection.

It’s the Caaaambrian explosion! 💥 Well…more like evolutionary radiation. Wanna learn more? Head to bit.ly/cambrian-diorama & tune in next week for another #FossilFriday feature from the Paleo Research Institute collection www.digitalatlasofancientlife.org/vc/ #Fossil #Paleontology #Cambrian #STEM

Now streaming the development of my Colony Sim + RPG game! ⚒️🤖⚔️ More building improvements, tweaks and fixes! The new building system is already solid (which is very nice!), but it still need a few changes to really shine! 🛖 Come join me! www.twitch.tv/sorcerystory #gamedev #indiedev #godotengine

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#OnThisDay 1966 Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys released Their 11th and most famous album tried to capture Phil Spector’s Wall of Sound by recording in the same studio with the same session musicians (now known as The Wrecking Crew) 100% vinyl mix👇 www.mixcloud.com/The_Vinyl_Ar...

Oh shit I forgot to post them here, but I’m doing a daily series of sports rambling, and let me post them all here starting with day 1

Take a walk with Dr Elizabeth and her two dogs, while she talks about public health being everywhere. #PublicHealth #Dogs

Natural-sounding and difficult: A Fresh Energy by Gaskin.

04-20-2026 15:12 For the last hour he has been making thumping noises directly above the sofa, has been stomping heavily, and has followed to the other room several times. All recorded.

Hailey Van Lith and 1 over Emily Engstler #WNBA

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To ski or apres ski, that is the question. All the grandeur of these Winter Olympics has us swooshing towards our ski-centric editions! From iconic photographs by Marion Post Wolcott to the solidly enchanting presence of the Trentino Ski Bear, we've got art for the slopes. 20x200.com/collections/...

Segunda semana en cartelera y #ElAgenteSecreto llega a nuevas ciudades gracias a la excelente acogida del público. 🙌 📞 👉 Dona Sebastiana te espera en todos estos cines: 🎟️ elasticafilms.com/catalogofilm... Con @laaventuracine.bsky.social.

School of the Art Institute of Chicago Guts Video Data Bank Staff, Sparking Outcry #midwestagendaartnews #mediaart #artarchives #newmedia

"The Trump Presidency", directed by Quentin Tarantino

A deal with Vance isn't necessarily a deal with Trump.

@mark-carney.bsky.social WTF 🤦‍♀️

Drought to Deluge! Developing El Niño gives us an early preview of the pattern for late fall and winter. A strong Subtropical Jetstream will hover near Texas, Louisiana and the lower MS Valley through the next 1-2 weeks… 1/

Some seasons feel quieter… If you’ve been carrying a lot on your own, it can start to feel like you’ve been forgotten. But that feeling isn’t the truth. You’re not forgotten, you’re in a season that’s asking more of you right now. #mentalhealthrecovery #healing #loneliness

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The Phenomenon of Thousands of Americans living abroad renouncing their U.S. citizenship is growing & 2025 will witness the Highest Rates of Emigration Abroad Since 1929. How Did the Dream of Millions of Immigrants Turn into a Nightmare? &What Drives Americans to Give It Up?

This is what so many Republicans voted for right? You voted to lose your social security. I guess many of you in red states are lucky that you don't need your social security

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent on sending troops to the Middle East: “These young people aren’t afraid. They want to fight.” He is not young. He is not going. He will not fight. He just doesn’t care.

📣Closing out #NewsLiteracy Week, we want to note that disinformation, including AI-generated content, affects #AAPI communities who get their news in many different languages & across many social media platforms. YOU have the power to stop misinformation by looking at the FACTS!

#streetphotography #photojournalism coverage #nicholasmaduro #courtcase outside #courthouse atmosphere scenery 2 camps side over federal Plaza lower ManhattanNY capturing historic moment at play.

Now on for our video vixen, flirting with the girls and the boys. I said oh yes I'm sure. That's why you got slapped with a fish while in your Louboutins #Laufey #Madwoman #HudsonWilliams

***The Following Contains Explicit Language and Adult Content*** Mick Foley Is the Storyteller AEW Has Been Missing Segment is from AJ OUM Episode 357 For ALL THINGS OUM: Click here: www.linktr.ee/ajoum #AJOrsini #DeceiveDave #OUM #MickFoley #AEW #HardcoreLegend #Wrestling

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The nerve of these people to call his father a POS. Who do they think they are trump?

Unboxing my order from ChristLike Collection Shoutout to Miles Minnick and what he got going on over there at #GloNation Music: Allen Thomas “Whistle” #christlike #glo #christlikecollection #unboxing

SpaceX is seeking special exemptions from certain BEAD program requirements, arguing that they make participation in the program difficult for satellite providers. 👀 How will the expceptions impact the $42B program? 🔍 @keelyquinlan.bsky.social 📰➡️ statescoop.com/spacex-starl...

LA’s homeless crisis has a solution and it’s not more policing. It’s permanent affordable housing.

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Retrouvez l'ensemble des vœux de notre groupe sur : www.instagram.com/lfiparis18/

Militia violence & loss of land and ecosystem - the root causes of migration in Central America are complex We discuss it all + enforced disappearances in #Mexico with Ana Srovin Coralli, joining our #Patreon ep to review the documentary Toshkua by Ludovic Bonleux www.patreon.com/c/Asymmetric...

When you tear down this administration 💯💯💯💯🎯

I think about this idea all the time. What if colonization never happened? And, yes, I wouldn’t exist, but it doesn’t stop me from thinking about it.

Ever wonder how a simple log becomes a finished book? The process is a high-tech mechanical ballet. From pulp to precision printed pages, it’s a fascinating transformation. See the full journey in the link in my bio. #manufacturing #behindthescenes #technology #innovation

Zuckerberg Stole Grandma's Golden Years - Tim Dillon #facebook #boomers #zuckerberg Original timestamp: 00:22:06

Better late than never(?) My annual video on my favorite games of last year (2025) is now up to watch. Trust me, there is a non-zero chance you want to listen to my droning voice talk about Things. youtu.be/ZaYDhYxbDRc?...

An evening of red velvet glamour and remarkable achievement. Congratulations to the outstanding nominees and winners of the Tri‑Cities Chamber of Commerce Business Excellence Awards. Thank you for working so hard to contribute to our community. #mlajennb #tricitiesbusiness #coquitlam

How Kendrick was while making "tv off"

CBC Mo Amir... Listen you little fucker, your opinion is best kept to yourself. What we know is that brown folks like the Cons. Why? They protect business owners more than any others. Protect their money, lower taxes for them. But, it's what comes with them, that's SHOULD TERRIFY brown people.

Another day of hard work at the White House today: Comparing his newly redone reflecting pool to large skyscrapers. Reflecting pool is going to be refilled with water after painting the bottom blue.

🇺🇦 🇷🇺 A Ukrainian strike killed at least three people in #Crimea, Moscow-installed authorities said on Thursday. This comes as new data shows #Ukraine recaptured more territory than it lost to Russian forces in May, for the second straight month. Watch for more ⤵️