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True tmi story ! #storytime#reallife#funny

Two ways to say the same basic joke . jokes about ghosting people

True story ...the basement really was based .silly story about housing and politics ( which don't sound like they relate ,but they do ) #comedy#truestory#storytime#moving#funny

As I always say ,auto correct should be called auto correct. Turning a hilarious screenshot into a meme #meme#funny#autocorrect#typos#jokes#comedy

A man prayed to god and thanked god for his wife ....a joke about religion and the married life #jokesaboutreligion#funny#sarcastic#comedy

Just jokes #dadjokea#jokevideo#funny

A video that'll make you give me a follow 😎 #jokesky#jokes#comedy#funny

More enjoyable jokes .funny jokes to brighten your day

'They're a very visible sign of the public realm deteriorating.' @helenmiller.bsky.social and Aileen Murphie discuss how potholes are a costly headache for councils, and the bureaucratic strings attached to central government funding on our podcast. 🎧️ Listen here: ifs.org.uk/articles/wha...

Tulsi Gabbard, la directora de Inteligencia Nacional de Estados Unidos, presenta su dimisión ▪️Asegura que toma la decisión por motivos personales 🎙️María Carou

@vanhollen.senate.gov asked a simple question: Will people convicted of assaulting Capitol Police officers be barred from receiving taxpayer money from Trump’s $1.8 billion political slush fund? Trump’s Acting AG Todd Blanche refused to say. WATCH:

This week I attended the OC Business Expo hosted by the Orange County Iranian American Chamber of Commerce (OCIACC). And honestly? This is why I keep saying: stop chasing the wrong rooms. The opportunities are not sitting in comment sections waiting for you. They’re in rooms filled with

Dilma Rousseff: "A direita tradicional, a direita neoliberal, ela cavou a sua própria tumba, seu túmulo, quando ela saiu de uma posição democrática e passou para uma posição golpista. Eu localizo isso lá em 2016, com o processo de impeachment"!

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond

This week in @cipr.co.uk : 1 Minute 👇 🏛️ Lobbying reform and Baroness Hayter’s Private Members’ Bill ⚠️ New report: Reputation, Risk and Resilience 🎖️ Reflections from our Past Presidents Lunch 🗳️ Final call: President, Board and Council applications close 5pm today Links in comments.

Dang, okay 😗 #brony #cosplay

NAFTA Panel has made its verdict: Canada has been a fair trading partner to the US. Something we already knew. The panel agrees, tariffs on BC lumber are unjustified and punitive. The best way forward is for our countries to come to the table and negotiate a deal. #cdnpoli

🆙 for the cup 🎉 #CelticFC🍀 🏆🏆

En Mérida, una joven española sufrió un ataque brutal: intento de violación, agresión violenta y robo. La víctima, Isabel, está gravemente herida y requiere atención médica urgente.

4. CS50's Introduction to Artificial Intelligence with Python Topics: • Search algorithms & knowledge representation • Machine learning fundamentals • Neural networks & reinforcement learning • Natural language processing basics • Ethics in AI development 🔗 www.edx.org/course/cs50...

They listen, but still don’t believe. Unless their orange king tells them it’s true it’s too much for them to figure out on their own. #pinks

WTAF?

Since the Tas Gov and Opp won't listen to expert advice, represent the majority of Tasmanians and stand up to the AFL' s stadium shakedown tactics, it falls to crossbench parliamentarians and Mayors to do it. #politas #auspol

Repost by @DragonflyJonez DJ Hed talks about how his advice to Nipsey Hussle led to the song “Last Time That I Checc’d.” ⸻#DJHed #NipseyHussle #LastTimeThatICheccd #HipHopHistory #MusicStories Click to see original repost

THE BALLROOM ADVENTURE Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies presents it's latest disaster film. Irwin Allen, eat your heart out! After the ballroom is a 400 million tax payer funded win, Trump commissions the next best thing, a moving ballroom. Full film $3 at patreon.com/MrNewbergersAIFunnies

I am currently obsessed with chrome on top of cat eye. It’s very holographic/opalescent/cool vibes

Look how Trump--deliberately, I suspect--is destroying the USA. His War Crime/Genocide against Arabs, has us rooting for the Russian-Chinese (CGTN)-Iran Alliance, and even Iran's requiring payment in Chinese Yuan for oil.

🎵 Tangled Up In Blue (1975) — Bob Dylan

Eye Training for Crystal Clear Eye Vision NOW! Welcome back to the 25th episode of Skeletal Leap: A Living Adventure! Today’s episode titled “Eye Training for Crystal Clear Eye Vision NOW!” will tell you about an unintended evidence strengthening the skeletal chakra hypothesis via achieving...

[Vintage VHS] Lord of the Dance : 54s

Cows back in. Let’s see how close we can get to this nightingale.

Passing by Canadian National 89 while riding behind (or in front of) Norfolk & Western 475. In the background, you can hear @ceruleansteam.bsky.social’s reaction to what just occurred. August 12th, 2022. Clip from my YouTube video “The Return to Paradise | Part 3”.

For a moment… we considered giving everyone access. Then we remembered— some things are meant to remain exclusive. Happy April 1st. The next invitation will be sent privately. tinyurl.com/HoWInvitatio... #HouseOfWorshipLondon #PrivateInvitation #InnerCircle

Es la película internacional más premiada del momento y... ¡tercera semana en cartelera para el 📞 #ElAgenteSecreto! 🎟️ 👉 Busca tu cinemás cercano: elasticafilms.com/catalogofilm... Con @laaventuracine.bsky.social y Elastica.

Client Update! Here’s a recent update — cleaned, pressed, and facilitated through CGC on our end. Always great to see these come home in a 9.8 Signature Series. #ComicBookPresser #CGCComics #ComicPressing #SignatureSeries #ComicBookCollection

Momento olha q coisa mais fofa:

"La legislatura pende de un hilo llamado PNV, y el PP afila las tijeras, los de Feijoo redoblan la presión sobre los nacionalistas vascos para que retiren su apoyo al gobierno..." ▶️ Comienza #24hFdS con la última hora Ya en directo en rtve.es/audio

qtp with your favourite jedi (wrong answers only) 🎶YOU ARE THE LAAAST DRAAAGON! YOU POSSESS THE POWER OF THE GLOW..."

Die Biker AFD Support 👍💙💙💙💙💙👍🥂💥

ON LOCATION 📍 Presented by @generalmills The final 26 have been named, but... ...is this actually the CanMNT 🇨🇦 squad that will play at the World Cup? Kristian Jack on why Jesse Marsch could be planning around FIFA's roster rules amid ongoing injuries 👀

#GoodDay with Xiao Zhan (¬‿͡¬) #XiaoZhan肖战 🥰 #XiaoZhanxShangjie #XiaoZhanxSAICZ7

Don’t remember this in the OG. Patrick Seitz was having fun.

Cleaning up our blue backyard on @cleanupaustralia Day. Today I took the time to put the gloves on and look for rubbish in Gamay. Helping clean up the local environment for the dolphins and fur seals we are protecting! #cleanupaustraliaday #beach #cleanup #weekend #active

We at Tochnyi haven't put enough focus into the management of our presence on this platform so far. Seeing that Bluesky now enables us to upload video content, we see this as an opportunity and are highly motivated to change this! You're going to see new content on a regular basis. МЫ так вернулись

There’s still time to register for our free webinar, happening tonight at 8PM: The 10 Year Health Plan: What Does This Mean for Community Pharmacy? Secure your place and be part of the conversation shaping the future of UK pharmacy: www.thepharmacyshow.co.uk/webinar-seri... #PharmacyShow #PS25UK

Kind of crazy how the best 2D Sonic game of the past 5 years stars an Italian man named Peppino Spaghetti 🤔 Side note: it feels like it should be illegal for the soundtrack to go this hard. Y'all ready to get funky? 😎🍕🎶 👾: Pizza Tower (2023) 🎮: PC / Switch

be proud of yourself #fyp #proud #therapistthoughts #nevergiveup

MARIO OU SONIC?

Do you ever think vampires are just like...? #VTuber #Vampires

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🎧 The Spirit of Radio is back. The trailer for CFNY: The Spirit of Radio just dropped! From a modest Brampton house to outsized cultural influence, this is the story of a signal that mattered. Featuring Geddy Lee, Emily Haines, Deryck Whibley and more. 📺 Premieres Jan 6 on @tvodocs.bsky.social

Whiskey Row is live! 🤠 Watch historic downtown Prescott, Arizona in real time with our newest EarthCam. From Courthouse Plaza views to the rhythm of Montezuma Street, see the heart of this legendary Western town anytime. Experience it live! 👀📍

@ladyjulia1997.bsky.social Na ja, vielleicht wird Grunzi auch noch stubenrein. Grunzi bei den vorbereitungen für den Ball. Es bereitet sich stets vor. Grunzi ist schon sehr aufgeregt. Aber braucht es nicht. Der olle Eber ist bestimmt schon randvoll abgefüllt, wenn es Grunzi versilbert, GERUCH🤮🆘.

A Secret Detox! 🤗🫶 #banana #fruits #health #healthy #usa #uk #us #india #pakistan #nepal #japan #indo #promegranate #orange #apple #usa #uk #us #uae #saudi #srilanka #australia #holand #finland #thailand

Placement matches have been rough but we pushing

Законодавці Палати представників ухвалили ініціативу, покликану змусити президента Трампа завершити війну з Іраном. Це стало перемогою демократів і прихильників суворого дотримання Конституції, які заявляють, що цей конфлікт є незаконним без прямого схвалення Конгресу.

Blanche is playing word games while DeLauro is speaking in plain English. DOJ gave Trump and his family a pass on IRS tax enforcement, which Blanche then tried to rebrand it as “customary.”

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