Food jokes from your favorite comedian #comedy#foodjokes#jokesky#lol

I Noah Andy is hotter 😆 For black Vail bride fans and bad omens fans . #comedy#metalhead#bvb#badoens#metalfans#crush

A baddie being funny

A dirty joke about an old couple . #dirtyjokes#jokesky#adultjokes#funny#sexjokes

The cringe 😱😳

That bald man still has that comb #jokesky#comedy#funny#dadjokes

Just another joke video #jokesky#comedy#funny

Family friendly jokes

As I always say ,auto correct should be called auto correct. Turning a hilarious screenshot into a meme #meme#funny#autocorrect#typos#jokes#comedy

LGBT jokes for pride month . have a gay day . #pridemonth#gayjokes#gayandtrans#funny#loveislove

Oh no Nneka

Happy #WomensHistoryMonth! We’re celebrating our scholars whose books, research, and performances illuminate women’s histories and experiences www.gc.cuny.edu/news/celebra... @paigingbrenna.bsky.social

Euroleague Round 9: Crvena Zvezda make it 7 straight wins #euroleague #basketball #nbauk #nbaeurope #euro

UK Activists Target DSV Trucks Used For Transporting Weapons Parts For Israel’s Elbit Systems The site in Bristol was hit, after activists have repeatedly urged the company to stop its collaboration with Israel’s largest weapons firm.

Emily Thornberry: "You really wanted Peter Mandelson to be the ambassador, didn't you?" Morgan McSweeney: "The UK was exposed after Brexit, we left the European Union without any U.S. trade deal."

I welcome yesterday's announcement that the Ethics & Integrity Commission will conduct a review into reforms to strengthen our democracy, including overdue tightening of lobbying rules. This is something I have advocated for over many years in light of the Greensill/David Cameron scandal and others.

In order for our neighbors and communities to feel safe we need to get ICE out of our city and state. I call on elected leaders at every level of government to work alongside the City Council and community leaders towards this goal.

Podcast: Did Nintendo underestimate Pokemon Pokopia? Join @jordanmiddler.bsky.social, @scully1888.bsky.social and Pete Donaldson as they chat about the week's gaming news. Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5eV... Listen: lnk.to/VGC Plus, Pokopia's biggest threat comes to Switch 2.

TALK TO THE PEOPLE MAKING THE PLAN. Even if you are aware and highly involved with the work of the Universal Health Plan Governance Board, the process is long, involved, and confusing. Oregon is on track to be the first state to transition to a universal healthcare system, and the time is now.

President Trump honors 'those who fell so that our republic might stand' on this Memorial Day

The latest war in the Middle East has far-reaching effects, including on countries ravaged by conflicts of their own. After three years of war in Sudan, a public health clinic in Qoz Nafisa village in Khartoum state is struggling to get medicine to thousands of patients.

Take a closer look at one of your Smitty Competitors @Dalton Davis Check out the 3rd Non-Annual Smitty Memorial Tournament Saturday August 23rd from the Owen's Valley Sports Complex in Spencer, Indiana #thesmitty #coletv #indywrestling #spongebob #smittywerbenjagermanjensen

Dogs, man. 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/Xq...

Arizona's ESA scam is gutting our budget—$1B+ squandered on 100k+ kids. We're shoveling these funds straight to rich families with kids already parked in cushy privates. This predatory grift isn't choice—it's legalized theft from our kids' future. Shut it down NOW. www.abc15.com/news/local-n...

Sleepy time for Molly. 😽 #CatsOfBlueSky #CatsAreFamily

Over 80 protestors from Chippewa Valley Indivisible rally showed up in Eau Claire, WI, to defend Social Security! #HandsOffSocialSecurity #SocialSecurityDayofAction

Saka and MLS giving it some on social media… 😂 #Arsenal #COYG #AFC #EPL #Premierleague

Diesmal bei Kurz & Knapp: 💊 Entwicklung der Antibiotikaresistenzen 👉 rki.de/antibiotika 🫂 Neuer Bericht zur Pflege in Deutschland 👉 rki.de/pflegebericht 🦟 Und: Wie 2.929 Fotos von Zecken und Mücken der Forschung helfen 👉 rki.de/zemeki

WWE NXT STAND & DELVER LIVE STREAM Tonight - 6PM ET LIVE ON YOUTUBE/Twitch The most unscripted, uncensored & unbiased wrestling coverage! Even the wrestlers are watching! We are the Wrasslin’ fans united! What will happen? Tune in! Link Above! #wrestlemania #W4LN #WWE #nxt #NXTSTAND

A 16yo laughed as he left court after pleading guilty to an Ascot, Queensland home invasion. He'll return to court in July for sentencing. Premier David Crisafulli said his youth justice laws would deter crime. #qldpol

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Classmates, friends, and teachers gathered in #Kyiv to honour the memory of Mariia, a schoolgirl who was among the 24 people killed in russia's May 14 attack on the city. Two sisters, aged 12 and 17, were also killed in the strike. Their father had died in 2023 while defending #Ukraine.

I'd like to recommend the purchase of one of these to all Billionaires. Do something positive with your money for once in your miserable lives.

Jack Whitehall is back at Soccer Aid this year... but is going via the Champions League final the night before, which means if Arsenal win, he'll probably still be celebrating!! Soccer Aid for UNICEF takes place on Sunday 31st May

Caturday sydneychat_officiel Sydney Chaton

Since BTS’ new album dropped in March, the kings of K-pop have made it clear they’re back.

Plan to take action in each and every election coming. We need you. We need her. We need each other. We can do this.

The crew of NASA's Artemis II mission: probably not ready to leave space, maybe a little ready to no longer be crammed into their Orion capsule... Follow all our mission coverage: spklr.io/6001EyN07

ALLCAPSNOSPACES Lee Moriarty is in action and looks to showcase TAIGASTYLE as #AEWCollision is LIVE from coast-to-coast on TNT and HBO Max

Life inside the crippled regiments of Putin’s army.

Good taste! I love THE GIRL CAN'T HELP IT... directed by Looney Tunes animator Frank Tashlin.

Look whats for dinner! Got me some onions, peppers, potatoes, carrots, curry mix, and rice.

BBC Wales Today. Carer and campaigner Rob Messenger, who has two children with #MECFS in their 30s, says there are no specialists to turn to and describes care for Severe and Very Severe ME in Wales as a ‘desert’.

Did I mention I don’t like watermarks 🤣

Hitting that 2 PM wall? 🧱🥱 Put down the coffee! Dehydration is the real energy killer. 💧 Revive yourself with My Balance Hydration Electrolyte Mix to replenish minerals fast. Hydrate first, caffeinate later. You'll thank me! ⚡ #Hydration #EnergyBoost #Electrolytes #MyBalance #AfternoonSlump

Foal season 🧲 #horselover #horsemum #gr3tetag #mentalhealth #inspiration #motivation #quoteoftheday #BlueHartedFamily #selfcare #dailyquotes

LA’s homeless crisis has a solution and it’s not more policing. It’s permanent affordable housing.

Us, getting our place ready so we can play Subnautica Below Zero on mobile tomorrow without someone bothering us.

Ken Paxton is a carpetbagger from North Dakota who has served as the attorney general of Texas since 2015…

Pete has been writing a book that he’s hinted will address the issues of reestablishing a functioning government. This clip is a preview of his thoughts when being interviewed by Kara Swisher back in September. The full interview is my pinned post.

Join us for a special #ChannelKindness Storytellers Club writing workshop on Thursday, May 29 at 7 PM ET, co-hosted by Willie Greene, founder of @wetheurban.bsky.social: a virtual sanctuary for Black creativity, mental health, and empowerment. RSVP: www.channelkindness.org/the-storytel...

A donated site. A group of engineering seniors. A chance to turn waste into beneficial use. Sometimes progress starts because someone says, “What if we tried something different?” The full audio conversation is live on our Substack today: buff.ly/l0SNyNI #RootForGood #CommunitySupportingCommunity

Retrouvez l'ensemble des vœux de notre groupe sur : www.instagram.com/lfiparis18/

A union contract means fair wages. It means dignity and respect on the job, better benefits, fairness and more. Our @unitehere.org union sister Christy is right: the union difference is real!

I fucking hate them. #minneapolis

The boo birds were out already during a rough opening weekend for the Phillies' bats. Already in mid-season form! We discussed on an all new Hittin' Season, from @WHYY! @JUSTINklugh.bsky.social @lizroscher.bsky.social LISTEN: open.spotify.com/episode/3zgn... WATCH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LijB...

Oh, look, it’s a metaphor! 😁

Rain is always good to sleep to. Goodnight, Tyjos.

Dane Myers Choca de la pared. Myers quien estaba tratando de atrapar una bola en el jardin izquierdo, no midio la pared, la olvida y choca con esta. Permanecio en el juego Reds vs Marlins #Beisbol #DaneMyers #beisboldominicano #beisbolvenezolano #MiraloAqui

Emergency! S03E04 - An English Visitor Clip number 0058 #KMG-365 #emergency