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Abelardo de la Espriella quiere arrebatarle a Álvaro Uribe el liderato político de su manada. Uribe ya es un tigre viejo, con problemas de próstata y con la justicia. Abelardo, en cambio, se vende como tigre joven: exhibe sus genitales ante las hembras buscando el voto femenino. Que gane el peor.
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