Todo en Abelardo es postizo. - Su cabello es un injerto. - Sus nalgas son de silicona. - Su discurso es de Uribe. - Se cree Milei. - Posa de italiano, pero come ñame. - Usa ropa fina, pero es un filipichín. - Y aparte de eso se cree tigre y hombre.

A cinco días de las elecciones, la campaña de Paloma Valencia no está cambiando de estratega político: está trayendo a una persona costosísima para que se encargue de cerrar la tapa del ataúd de su campaña. Descansa en paz, uribismo. Pronto te olvidaremos.

Amo a esta señora.

Abelardo de la Espriella volvió a quedar retratado por sus propias palabras: en un video cuenta, entre risas, que lanzó gatos desde una altura y mató a tres. Un país no puede normalizar que alguien convierta la crueldad contra animales indefensos en anécdota graciosa.

Los jóvenes ya no les comen cuento a los candidatos que venden humo. El país cambió, pero la derecha ni se enteró.

La derecha siembra miedo y muerte antes de las elecciones, esperando recoger una buena cosecha de votos. Ya lo hemos visto antes.

Resultó mejor periodista Westcol que Vicky Dávila.

¿Sabían que matador tiene caricaturas no políticas y que además sus nalgas son naturales y su carrera no tiene silicona? Mañana los espera en la Sala de Exposiciones Carlos Drews Castro de Pereira, a las 7:00 p. m., para que conozcan el humor gráfico no político de Matador.

En Pereira, Paloma dice que las motos deben pagar peaje. Aquí les dejo el video, para que después no salgan a decir que es mentira.

Dime que eres un idiota profundo, sin decirme que eres un idiota profundo.

#Habs Martin St. Louis on Nick Suzuki "I think he drives the bus. It’s not just one thing. He can defend well; offensively, obviously you know what he does. He’s a huge part of our success, and I think the guys follow his lead a lot. He’s a big-time player for us" #GoHabsGo #NHL #Hockey

Happiness isn’t always loud. Sometimes it’s the deep breath, the quiet moment, the small win you almost miss. You don’t need a perfect life, just the awareness to notice what already brings you peace. That’s where healing begins 💙✨ #mattsfoundation #mentalhealth #healing

Dit mag NOOIT meer gebeuren. Dat zeggen veel politici als de mishandeling van een kind groot in het nieuws is. Maar als het stelsel van jeugdbescherming niet wordt aangepast, als moties niet worden uitgevoerd en waarschuwingen van deskundigen worden genegeerd, dan BLIJFT dit gebeuren.

4 days until demonschool... that's the death number store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/... store.playstation.com/en-us/concep... www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

nah Styles A LOT caught #theNotoriousBIG wilding on the ‘ #KNICKS must have been rained out or something’ talk 🎶😏 #KnicksSky #KnicksBlueSkies

News Update Today for April 9. #trump #iran #epstein #news

Au Pairs play You at the Electric Ballroom in London’s Camden Town on Mayday 2026. You was the first song the group recorded, in 1979. This is the final night of their tour celebrating their acclaimed debut LP, Playing With A Different Sex 45th Anniversary 1981-2026 #AuPairs

I didn’t know there was a whole house in there 😂 TT: @naturefoundry

@ghostmachinepro.bsky.social Unbelievables Interview with Geoff Johns & Peter Tomasi on YT & Podcast Apps! *The Trillion Dollar Kid #1, 6/17 (FOC 5/25) *The Official Guidebook #3, 6/3 *Hornsby & Halo #0, 5/27 *The Rocketfellers #0, 5/20

The Buffalo Sabres have won a playoff series, by virtue of sweeping three games (in regulation) at Boston. The Bruins were 29-11-1 at home during the regular season. #StanleyCupPlayoffs

Holocaust?! Zionist packt aus über Holocaust 6 Millionen? #realtalk #deutschland #wahrheit #menschlichkeit #gerechtigkeit

The government’s UFO files aren't a smoking gun - they’re a grab bag. 📂 I break down the pattern of resisiting analysis. Is this a lack of coherence or a deliberate strategy? 🛸 Watch the full breakdown of the UFO files: https://youtu.be/LfGkVijKjbs

We are all out of options for Atlas. No more operations or treatments left. It’s quality of life now and that probably means weeks rather than months. Time to wrap him up in as much love as possible ❤️

the president of the US is complicit in a holocaus. This is No Other Land. it’s a documentary taken in the West Bank were Hamas doesn’t exist and it proves it’s been happening way before 2023. won an Oscar in the US but we weren’t allowed to watch it in the US until a few weeks ago.

pues bueno

Calm and mysteriously fantastic gameplay, full of puzzles. All this on the Moon in a ring that protects the Earth from space threats. This place needs your support on Steam #WishlistWednesday #gaming #indiegame #scifi #puzzles

Your trailblazing spirit is your gift to the world. 🚶‍♀️ Blaze your own path, and someone else may follow with gratitude. Where in your life are you ready to step off the beaten path? 🌳 Join us in the MMJS membership to manifest your dreams together: check our bio-link ✨ #Inspire #Community #Em

A ballerina who loves ballet. May your kindness and love flow through the world. #grokimagine #aiart

Introducing the bow! 🏹 Place it in your dungeon and create torch puzzles! 🔥 #indiegames #zelda #nintendo64

I looked around to find a free alternative to mantis for unity decimation and found this: ramtype0.github.io/Meshia.MeshS... It's not AS good as Mantis but it is free and can do the job, Kumalys base mesh was already pretty low (20k) so I couldn't really decimate it down more than 2k polys o/

"I never imagined for a second that we would go to the front line with a rifle," -a Colombian national shared how he was recruited into the Russian army&ended up on the battlefield He was deceived with promises of money&work,but instead,his phone&passport were confiscated,he was sent on an assault

Saturday, May 16, 2026, is good day to lock Trump up in Alligator Auschwitz and cancel construction of the Epstein Ballroom. And the day is not yet over. #TrumpPedoFiles #KatieJohnson #LockHimUp Hulk not like child-raper. Hulk smash child-raper

Dit WK voetbal 2026 wordt misschien wel een beetje de Trump-show. Journalist en Amerikakenner Twan Huys vraagt aan hoofdredacteur NOS Sport Xander van der Wulp hoe de NOS hier mee om gaat. #pauwendewit

@lawfare.bsky.social On Lawfare Daily, Senior Editor @michael-feinberg.bsky.social sat down with Daniel Bell to discuss the ongoing influence of ancient Chinese political theory on the contemporary policies of the PRC and its domestic debates.

A federal judge ordered ICE to release Austin student Luis Fernando Cabrera, detained after a traffic stop, and barred his deportation. bit.ly/3RoH41l

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Why do you think more people are publicly denouncing fraternities and sororities today? Watch the full conversation with Dr. Skip Mason OUT Right Now on YouTube! #JamalBryantPodcast #JamalBryant #Podcast #SkipMason #HermanMaston #Pastor #PastorMason #Educator #Author #Historian #ITC #theology

The anticipation ends tonight. Catch the big reveal on #CricinfoHonours at 8:30pm IST on Cricinfo, JioHotstar, and Star Sports ⏳

Challenger's master plan: confuse them, then punch them THE POWER OF MISDIRECTION

If you’re sincere @repdangoldman.bsky.social speak out / act against Israel (like last EID) dropping extra bombs in #Gaza the first day or EID killing children … If you don’t and continue to support Israel your wishes are insincere 💔 @washingtonpost.com @news.sky.com @us.theguardian.com

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I believe this is, according to Australia standards for weights and measures, a metric shit tonne of ants. Maybe two shit tonnes. #Ants #Antstodon

ANNNNNNNNNNRLD BLOW THAT HOOOOOOOOOOOOORN IT'S 5-0 #SOUNDtheSIREN HIT THE MUSIC AND GIVE EM RIC FLAIR!

Mood…

Somewhere in this crowd, there are people worried about affording a doctor's visit. Let's fix that. #HealthierUnited

Some interesting facts about the province I live in

40,000 Samsung workers in South Korea call for higher wages to better reflect the massive profits made by Samsung

Twitchy whiskers and twitchy toe beans 🫘 🐾 #tuxedoBetty #cats #toebeans #SundaySnooze

The PS2 Had Some WEIRD Games… Here Are 5!

CPJ honors the legacy of veteran Palestinian-American journalist Shireen Abu Akleh on the 4th anniversary of her murder. “Shireen, for 25 years, she carried the voice of all Palestinians, and reported it to the world through a small tv screen,” Abu Akleh’s niece, Lina, told CPJ. cpj.org?p=587168

A 5-year-old begged ICE not to take his father. “Papá, no.” Juan Bonilla Lagos has now spent seven months in ICE custody. 🚨 His family says he has attempted suicide three times. ICE does not just detain people. It leaves families trying to survive the break.

How the fuck am I meant to beat Cerberus in AC Odyssey

Having hit the summit in the Premier Division with last week's win over Barrow, the 1s travel to Lutterworth showing 1 change to the side with Bhurva Tank coming into the 11

Ubisoft has shared a new "Reaction" video featuring actor Matt Ryan reacting to his original audition tape for Edward Kenway in 🏴‍☠️ Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag 🏴‍☠️ ! Full video 👇

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 MOMMY: What's up? HARPER: Looking for trouble. SCOUT: Trouble this way! HARPER: To trouble and beyond! SCOUT: This way to the "Trouble" Conga Line! 1/2

#broadcom #stock #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/ooe1cskw

Tavion just HURLED Dion Lennox! 😭 #WWENXT

1 of my favorite kawhi games as a clipper. Post deadline this season in Minnesota. 41 straight surgical buckets Original post

Conques ist eine Gemeinde im französischen Département Aveyron mit etwa 300 Einwohnern. Frankreich 🇫🇷

CLOSE YOUR EYES... #AEWDynamite