He visto, en varias oportunidades, que Abelardo hace gala de lo conquistador que es con las mujeres: en la universidad, en lo profesional y en lo social. En un afán de demostrar masculinidad y poder, pero en el fondo es inseguridad.

Todo en Abelardo es falso y postizo. Su discurso es de Uribe. Su cabello es de nylon. Su programa económico es de Milei. Sus nalgas son de silicona. Su pinta es de Bukele. Sus firmas son de humo. Y es corroncho de Florencia, Italia. Por eso dicen que el Tigre no es como lo pintan.

Si dices amar a los gatos, pero vas a votar por el Tigre, tus gatos merecen un mejor humano.

Si los uribestias borran un mural...nosotros pegamos mil stikers. ¡Solo Cepeda en esta mondá!

—Fajardito, ¿qué quieres ser cuando seas grande? —¡Sueño con ser presidente, mamá! —Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja. —¡No le vuelvo a contar ni mierda, mamá!

La cosa pinta en primera. ¿Qué creen ustedes?

Paloma se desinfla y Oviedo hace humo la campaña. Paloma en su desespero invita a un café tibio a Fajardo. ¿Se subirá Fajardo a ese Titanic a ver ballenas?

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El candidato presidencial Abelardo de la Espriella no necesita explicar sus propuestas en economía, seguridad o salud. Le basta con decirle a una joven periodista que le haga zoom a una foto para apreciar, según él, lo marcado de su paquete viril, hormonado y testiculado.

Abelardo Gabriel de la Espriella posa de gran patriota, pero desde 2023 también tiene nacionalidad gringa. Entonces la pregunta es inevitable: ¿A quién cree usted que terminaría regalándole nuestros recursos ambientales? ¿A Colombia… o a su “Sugar Daddy”, papito Trump?

Even in his ghostwritten autobiography, Donald Trump avoids any mention of academic effort or excelling in school. Unlike successful leaders, he never pulled all-nighters for exams. #DonaldTrump #Biography #Politics #Leadership #Education

Today, 22 May on Cape Town News… 🏠 Civic Centre parking lot gets housing greenlight 🍊 Citrus growers win major China export boost 🚨 Three killed in fresh Cape Flats shootings 🌊 Volunteers clear one tonne of waste from Lagoon Beach 📍 Catch the full story today at 3 PM! 📢

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Revving Up the Boards: Wildwood Kustom Car Show 2026 #WildwoodCarShow #ClassicCars #MuscleCars #WildwoodBoardwalk #OnTheMarkShoreLife

✨MOSCOW NEVER SLEEPS Ukrainian drones struck targets in Zelenograd, an administrative district of Moscow. The likely target was the ELMA technopark, where companies involved in electronics production are located.

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Congresswoman Becca Balint snaps on Dr. Oz. Not sure if Oz or RFK, Jr. is worse. Pure insanity from this regime.

Republicans are hellbent on raising your energy costs.

These days it really doesn’t matter. Eat as many chocolates as you want, it’s an “old school” Hollywood buffet 🤣 Laughter really is some of the best medicine.

2025 Communications Fellow, Yvonne Wambua, reflects on how the Club of Rome fellowship expanded her practice working with a global communications team and system thinkers. Read the article to learn more about the fellowship experience: vist.ly/4r6my

Severely injured, Lan Wangji drags himself to the Burial Mounds and he learns of Wei Wuxian's demise. This hurts so beautifully 😭💙❤️ vm.tiktok.com/ZGdHgt7ge/ #mdzs #mxtx

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NEW: Last night on @lastweektonight.com John Oliver discussed “Excited Delirium” - a debunked diagnosis by several professional associations - and why it should be banned from use. Watch here ⤵️

Similar moment from the exact same run. Lol

Russia is dismantling 9,000 parade seats because Victory Day is getting scaled back.🤭🤭😆😆 #UkraineSanctionsOnRussia #Ukraine #Russia #PutinIsAWarCriminal @caolanrob.bsky.social

here is a shot at the wildlife pond #Birds

“Thank you for your payment” Me:

"Trump reveres royalty, and he loved the state visit that he had in the United Kingdom," said @tylerpager.bsky.social. "The Brits see this as an opportunity to reestablish a good relationship with Trump because they know how much he reveres the king and the queen."

🚧 Getting development right with Tempsford 🚧 This week I pushed ministers to ensure that if Tempsford New Town does come forward, we make the most of this opportunity to deliver meaningful improvements for the wider region.

Kash Patel is somehow even worse at his job than we thought.

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Britain’s oldest recorded town vs. the commuter's paradise. 🏛️🚍 Colchester’s Roman history vs. Purmerend’s proximity to Amsterdam. History or Location? #colchester #purmerend #romanbritain #amsterdamlife #ukvsnl #commuting #history

Un ciclista pierde completamente el control durante un incidente de furia vial en plena calle concurrida. El hombre baja de su bicicleta, empuja violentamente a la conductora contra su coche, patea la puerta y la deja en el suelo mientras los cláxones resuenan a su alrededor.

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Streamer-Felix auf Tiktok: Weil sein Interviewpartner sich als #bundespolizei offenbarte rief der Tiktoker zum Screenshooting auf - Ob der junge Mann tatsächlich ein Bundespolizist ist, ist unklar #advertiseagents #worldnews #polizei #news

Copiei da Ju cerasoli kkkkkkkkkkk Russell falando na coletiva agora, do lado do Kimi, que não se ultrapassa por fora naquela curva em que o Antonelli tentou. "Parabéns por ele por ter tentado". "Nem foi investigado e isso diz tudo". Imagina a cara do italiano. Amooooooooo

the quickest way to get someone's attention is to no longer want it. #ᴊᴜsᴛᴍʏᴛᴡᴏᴄᴇɴᴛs 🤔

Verse for the Day: Good News, it's (nearly) Christmas!

Good Morning Tony! Thank you very much! I wish you a gorgeous Tuesday, too! Enjoy the day, take care of you and have fun! Cheers my dear friend! 🙂🫴🫖☕☕💊💊💊💊💊💊🥪🥨🥨🥐🧈🍓🥣🍫🍫🍫🍊🍊🍊

I get asked this a lot… main answer: VALUES

Early to bed Means early to rise And that makes me wanna Reclose my eyes Connections Puzzle #1072 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Is Venezuela about oil or drugs? U.S. Rep. Keith Self, R-McKinney, who retired as a U.S. Army Lieutenant Colonel, on President Trump's increasing military moves in Venezuela. STORY: www.wfaa.com/article/news...

I know Amol has spoken before about modernisation of the questions, and it's potential to have more standout characters and viral moments (e.g. "I can't accept Drum and Bass. We need Jungle, I'm afraid!". I'm hoping he's a secret video game anorak too though.

Watch Morning Minute feat. WPR @anyavw.bsky.social & WisPolitics @jrrosswrites.bsky.social discuss #hemp products being banned in the recently passed federal government funding bill. 📺 wiseye.org/2025/11/14/r... #WisconsinEye #Wisconsin #wipolitics

🚨 ICE brutally detained an elderly protester outside the ICE Processing Center in Portland — ambulance called. Dragged him by one leg. Grabbed him around the neck. Tackled from behind in a public area. Then they blasted high-powered lights to wash out cameras filming it.

Oscar Spotlight - FLOW 🐈‍⬛ Winner of this year's GG for Best Motion Picture (Animated) and nominated for 2 Academy Awards - Best International Feature Film & Best Animated Feature Film, as well as numerous film guild awards, this is Gints Zilbalodis' award winning Flow 🐈‍⬛ #Cinema #Filmsky #Moviesky

¿De verdad esto es el Sueño de Georgia? ¿Is this really Georgia's Dream? #georgiaprotests #Georgia

Les hores abans de sortir a l’escenari del Palau Sant Jordi són una barreja d’adrenalina, emoció i nervis 🤭 🤭 🤭 #Eufòria3Cat #concert #palausantjordi

Hamamatsu Flower Park, Shizuoka, JP #Japan #Nippon

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not entirely sure how well this is gonna work out in practise but conceptually it seems sound seeing as i can empty the shotgun clip just before ace's mark deactivates

the monthly herta glaze #HSR #Herta

Excerpt from the study release; Inclusiveness in Indian Media Panellists: Dr. Vinod K Jose, Shireen Azam, Sagar | Moderator : Roman Gautam #wlf #litfest #kerala #education #india #IndiaPolitics #politics #journalism #media #indianmedia

Histoire de remplir encore plus la rentrée, Ace Combat 8: Wings Of Theve sortira le 2 octobre Nouveau trailer dévoilé

Prisión provisional para el autor confeso del asesinato de su pareja, de 48 años, en Callosa de Segura (Alicante) ▪️El hombre está investigado por homicidio o asesinato y por maltrato El 016 es el número de atención a las víctimas de violencia de género 🎙️Javier Sancho | @rtvevalencia.bsky.social

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A doorbell camera has captured the moment a meteorite struck the ground outside a home, scattering dust and producing audible impact sounds—a historic first. [📹 Laura Kelly] [📍 Prince Edward Island, Canada] Original post

Towson is the heart of Baltimore County—and it’s on full display at the Towsontown Spring Festival. I’ve loved being here before and I’m glad to be back. Music, food, local businesses, and community. Happening today through tomorrow. Come be part of it #OneCounty #BaltimoreCounty #NickStewart2026

Windsor seizes the momentum! #AEWDynamite