De los mismos creadores de Abelardo el Ateo, del Abelardo el Ético, del Abelardo el empático...ahora nos llega el Abelardo el animalista. Próximamente solo en cines.

En un giro inesperado, el día de hoy se conocieron los lazos familiares que unen a Iván Cepeda y Paloma Valencia, ambos candidatos a la Presidencia de Colombia. La noticia fue confirmada por la misma candidata en tarima. Noticia en desarrollo.

Todo en Abelardo es falso y postizo. Su discurso es de Uribe. Su cabello es de nylon. Su programa económico es de Milei. Sus nalgas son de silicona. Su pinta es de Bukele. Sus firmas son de humo. Y es corroncho de Florencia, Italia. Por eso dicen que el Tigre no es como lo pintan.

Vicky Dávila recuperó su Silla Vacía en Semana: la misma silla, pero ahora giratoria.

Esto es pelea de Tigre con burro y paloma amarrados.

Hoy estará nuestro próximo Presidente @IvanCepedaCast en La Dorada a las 3:00 p.m. Después de eso se pueden comer un buen bocachico.

Dime que eres un idiota profundo, sin decirme que eres un idiota profundo.

Me llama la atención ese tono “familiar” y “cercano” con el que les habla a grupos criminales responsables de atrocidades contra la población civil. Tal vez, en el fondo, se necesitan mutuamente para subsistir: Uribe, ejerciendo el poder en cuerpo ajeno; y esos grupos, creciendo.

Si en Argentina ganó un león, que se supone es el rey de los animales, y terminaron comiendo carne de burro, imagínense si aquí gana el tigre: mínimo nos pone a comer mierda. ¡Firmes por la patria!

Imagínense esta obra en la sala y, de visita, las tías uribistas, los primos palomistas, los abuelos abelardistas y el vecino tibio de la cuadra. La discusión política que se arma es para alquilar balcón. Pero el que tenga miedo, que no nazca.

Gladiator joins the fight! 🪐💥 Watch the Shi'ar powerhouse take on Quasar, Thor, Red Hulk, Dr. Doom, and Nova in War of the Gems: Fighting Edition. Pure cosmic power! Full video youtu.be/H5LrCkmxlCs #Marvel #FanGame #Gladiator

Emily Compango lamented the fact that Democrats don't want to work with Trump or support his ideas. I'm sure she felt the same way about Republicans when Biden was president.

#TheTrumpNightmareContinues The "Don Colossus" statue is situated at the Trump National Doral golf course in Florida. Pastor Mark Burns, an informal spiritual advisor to Trump, led the dedication. Donald Trump phoned into the ceremony to thank the attendees and Pastor Burn.

Full episode in comments. Ep. 163: City Council approves World Cup funding. The City Attorney receives national recognition. Alameda Food Bank feels political pressure.. FAAS has a new CEO. A local dog adoption goes viral. The latest real estate sales. Weekend events. A service of @alamedapost.com

We’re seeking applications for projects that are BIPOC, trans/non-binary, and sex worker led that advance #SRHR in your communities! 🔗 Click here: www.oxfam.ca/financial-su... to apply by March 9! 🗓️ #applynow #funding #grants #projects

Hartenstein screens for Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. Wemby is near the level and dropping. Hartenstein again is not really rolling he's looking to hit Wemby to engage him so he can impact Shai. Champagnie holds his help, Caruso flows to the corner and hits another 3. Timely.

Trump is planning on war in Iran for regime change. This will threaten the lives of Americans and innocent Iranians and we don't quite know how that makes America first. Call your Congress members and tell them NO!

🧤 ' CHILD PREDATOR - THE GLOVES ARE OFF NOW ' 🧤 We Are Coming For You Diaper Don ... ! 🩲 🫵 #predator #trump #child #news #trending

When healthcare is cut, when Medicaid is reduced, when services disappear, the impact is not theoretical. It's a child losing access to therapy that helps them communicate. - Theresa Luoni, #NJ07 resident

If you think Trump is looking out for you, ask yourself: Why haven’t you made millions yet?

BTS with Busta Rhymes at the AMAs backstage.

Trump sent Vance to Budapest to support Viktor Orban, Hungary's authoritarian leader and one of Putin's strongest allies in Europe. #CulturalPerspective

Your vote hits different in a primary. 🗳️💥 200,000 show up in November. Maybe. But only 40,000 decide who makes it there. Grab 100 friends. Grab 500. The primary is where your vote has outsized impact. Low turnout = high leverage. Stop waiting for the general. Start swinging the election now.

Go ed Robbo fly away and spread those beautiful Scottish wings and go and grace someone else’s football ground like you’ve graced Anfield for the last decade! What a player what a character and what a man👌 #LFC #YNWA 💜💚❤️

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The Golden Knights DID NOT touch the Clarence S. Campbell Bowl 👀

Saturday Patriots gather in Woodstock to protest the corrupt Trump administration and advocate for Democracy. Join us next week. We need your voice! #resist #goodtrouble #shenandoahcountydemocrats @shencodems.bsky.social

🚨 Psoas Sign = Think Appendicitis 🚨 Pain with hip flexion against resistance or passive hip extension may indicate irritation of the iliopsoas muscle from an inflamed appendix. #EmergencyMedicine #Surgery #PhysicalExam #GeneralSurgery #MedicalEducation

No i widzisz Nawrocki, można zamienić dres na garnitur, ustawki w lesie na pałac, ale braków w kulturze, obyciu i zachowaniu ukryć się nie da.

Reporting live from the NBA Draft Combine for @SportsCenter on Milwaukee fully open for business on trade offers for Giannis Antetokounmpo -- and no further NBA discipline for San Antonio's Victor Wembanyama:

Rep. Ted Lieu slams the nearly $1.8B taxpayer-funded slush fund as "completely unethical & totally ridiculous." He warns Acting AG Todd Blanche will lose his law license for this behavior. Call your members of Congress & tell them HELL NO! 📞 202-224-3121

C-SPAN caller regrets drinking Donald Trump's Kool-Aid: "He put us in a war. All he wants right now is for a clean face — he wants the Strait of Hormuz open. Guess what? Before he went there, it was open, and the gas prices were beautiful. Everything this man touches..when are people gonna wake up?"

France 2018: President Macron taxed diesel - the only gas poor ppl could afford. Public transport gutted. Hospitals closed. Poor ppl depended on diesel cars. Then Macron taxed that. The Yellow Vests were born. Full ep Sat 5/30 @ 8 am ET. Link to all our eps in comment 👇 #diesel #PublicTransport

It's #ShowMeSunday, the last full day of #SteamNextFest. This clip is from Abysm, my atmospheric puzzle game with a story, inspired by classics such as Boulder Dash and Supaplex. Play and wishlist! store.steampowered.com/app/4025180 #indiegame #indiedev #puzzlegame #steamdeck #gamedev #pixelart

Game is owned by RAKEZ in the UAE. Oil Money plus data farming. Then you add the FOMO from micro transaction.

ITS FAR TOO SOON! Introducing road taxes for EVs just as they are becoming competitively priced sends a confused signal to drivers, especially given the government is handing out subsidies to new owners, James Court tells Andrew Marr on LBC.

Did you know you can create your own ringtone on iPhones this is how #iphonetipsandtricks #tipsandtricks #iostipsandtricks #ios26 #iphone17series

How will they respond? 💥 @CharlieDavies9 and @JimmyConrad break down how PSG and Arsenal will respond if either gives up the first goal in the #UCL Final.

"Chicago is a hellhole, you get shot crossing the street." Fuck you, trump!

Share a GIF from a COMEDY you love! 🖤

#trump #iran #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/mmi0iiyr

Feel free to share: The White House Press Secretary on the dangers of “deranged” rhetoric. Her last line is on point.

#GoodDay with Xiao Zhan (¬‿͡¬) #XiaoZhan肖战 🥰 #XiaoZhanxShangjie #XiaoZhanxSAICZ7

#screenshotsaturday #indiegame #indiedev #solodev #godot WIP on some shaders and particles for my skill tree, trying to make it a bit more obvious the selected paths

Not letting this #Sinners thing go. #BAFTA and #BBC edited out comments about #Palestine but not the n-word as uttered multiple times in the same evening/program.

Quick Thoughts 💭 #Playdate - now streaming on @primevideo.bsky.social

Meet the man behind the machines ❄️🚜 At just 25, Stefano Narducci turned one snowblower into a 60-tractor operation with 1.5M followers. After a record-breaking winter with 500+ cm of snow in Sault Ste. Marie, we went behind the scenes to see how Northern Snow keeps moving when winter doesn’t stop.

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“Lover Girl” takes center stage as Laufey celebrates the thrill of falling hard and feeling deeply. ✨ #LaufeyInManila

Post something random, or you'll have an AWFUL June! 👀

I feel like I am watching a movie for the 3rd time and seeing the audience surprised at an action by the main character are we going to be surprised when Trump refuses to accept election results? will journalists continue to lose their spines?

🇵🇱 A remarkable celebration was put on by Polish soccer fans after Wisła Kraków's promotion back to Poland's top division was secured.

he tries to keep this hidden from the public because he likes to blend in with the common man (i.e. you), but he has two masters degrees and is an adjunct professor under an assumed name at a major university. @cmr2.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social @axfrommn.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social

Trump has blustered threats of annihilating Iran after bombing civilians, chronically saying how he obliterated their military. Now, of course, in an appeal for sympathy as the midterms loom near, trump is saying something else. #impeachtrump #dumptrump #war #standup #iran

A lavish Dinner hosted by senior journalist Asad Nawaz in honor of Bureau Chief UK and Europe M News Saleem Sabri بیورو چیف یوکے اینڈ یورپ ایم نیوز سلیم صابری کے اعزاز میں سینئر صحافی اسد نواز کی پرتکلف دعوت

2/ Russia expected the eyes of (part of) the world to be on St Petersburg today. It's the start of #SPIEF2026 But instead of chatting about Russia's premier Economic Forum, there's just one story in town, with luminaries from Africa and Afghanistan wondering if it's safer at home!

O exército mais imoral do planeta usando cães contra crianças

Main St / SR-36 @ 1280 N, TLE 🕒 11:14 AM - 11:42 AM MT 🌡️ 71°F | Clear 📍: 40.556560,-112.297460

What fantasy world would you want to live in? I don't know about the rest of you book lovers, but I don't want to live in like, 99% of the fantasy worlds I've read about. 🤣 #booksky

The St. Petersburg port