No one wants to kill Joe.

Calling me out on a Saturday afternoon.

Spent my Tuesday evening watching Husk expose AI hallucinations on TikTok while waiting to find out if we were all about to die. This is a good one.

Here’s a love letter to your nervous system. 🫶🏼🤍🫶🏼

It’s Cheeto Wednesday

This is my response to everything until this regime is gone.

It’s a beautiful morning, except it’s afternoon 😂

Come on friends, let’s sing along with Stacey.

Met Gala MAGA Version.

Good morning KB

Sen. Michael Bennent (D) on Trump's $1.8 BILLION fund: "I absolutely don't believe it is legal. And I worked at the Justice Department, ...This is shameful what he is doing with the Justice Department."

Brooke from San Diego speaks on ICE activity there, rapid response efforts for immigrants, and the city’s solidarity and community support. Growing up alongside undocumented immigrants in Escondido, she vows to protect them.. She also urges people in the area to help do the same.

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap (The Hex Girls)

Disability activist Alice Wong talked about cripping the world, or in her words, "to bend, compress, twist, subvert, imbue disabled wisdom into systems, institutions and cultures." Could we do it in the next hundred years, asks Laura Flanders in this week's closing commentary: bit.ly/4pxYUu2

🎥Shoppers have been left staring at a pile of rubble after demolition crews moved in to tear down a Glasgow Lidl to make way for a bigger, rebuilt store. Full story: www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/scottis...

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream Why is James becoming hot-headed to the point of steam coming out of his head?! 🤣

@laurianw.bsky.social ⬇️ Rittenhouse originally traveled to Kenosha, where he had a secondary residence, on the 24th for work (RecPlex). Not for the riot. He spent the night at a friend's house. He didn't decide to volunteer until later that day (25th). Hours before his justified shootings.

⚽ 3ª Andaluza Sénior (Málaga) – Grupo 4 | Jornada 25 F.C. Marbellí "B" vs Peña Compadres "B" 📍 Polideportivo Santa María Chapas 🗓 12/04/26 | 20:00h 📺 Emitido por Marbella Directo 🎙 Narrado por Diego Partida Encuentro exigente en la recta final del campeonato. ⚽🔥

🇺🇸Environ 20 à 30 coups de feu ont été tirés à l'extérieur de la Maison Blanche, selon NBC News. ➡️ Le Secret Service a précipité les membres de la presse rassemblés sur la pelouse nord pour se rendre immédiatement dans la salle de conférence.

Naturally, being written in 2020 and 2021, the tracks each deal with different ways the world could end... from AI, Volcanoes, and WW3, to The Virus. But it ends with a message of love and hope.

Sam Yang Study #samyong #fall #swing #park #cake #digitalart #art

Back to the home getting-bombarded-by-Iran-lands

Now streaming the development of my Colony Sim + RPG game! ⚒️🤖⚔️ More small changes and quality of life features today! Getting the last of them in before I tackle something more substancial next week! Come join me! www.twitch.tv/sorcerystory #gamedev #indiedev #godotengine

Donald Trump said Iran is seeking a deal, with nuclear limits as the main condition. He warned that if no agreement is reached, fighting would resume. #reels #iran #news #DonaldTrump #trending

It’s Election Day in Philadelphia! Excuse the chipmunk voice.

Preakness 151: Howard County Executive Calvin Ball's pick is in! What's your pick? LIVE UPDATES: https://bit.ly/4eQNTTc  PREAKNESS GUIDE: https://bit.ly/4dyjmHj

Alberta MP Eleanor Olszewski's message to Alberta separatists: "I would say to those people that to watch what the federal government is doing because we are working so hard to reset the relationship with Alberta and make sure that Alberta voices are heard."

New guide: Growbed Farming and Placement in Subnautica 2 - unlock, build, and optimize your base garden for steady food, med supplies, and biofuel. Read the full walkthrough and starter layouts: haplogamingchef.blogspot.com/2026/05/grow... #Subnautica2 #Subnautica #Gaming #SurvivalGame

I feel like I’ve aged 5 years in 3 days. Anyway here’s a clip of my video on Venezuela 🇻🇪, Maduro and how Canada is fucked

that one section of afterburner unbeatable or smth idk (i wonder how kind bsky's compression will be to this clip)

具沢山

Please don’t be mad at my therapist. It’s my fault, not his. #makeup

Zelensky The Player Strike deep in Russia, then immediately call for ceasefire, what a double game !

Right! Kash-App!!

Fans think Harry Styles’ new song is about Olivia Wilde, and honestly — yeah, probably. At this point Harry Styles doesn’t go through breakups, he goes through content cycles. Taylor Swift gets dragged for writing songs about exes. Harry Styles does the exact same thing with a little more reverb

This auto spin curler wraps, heats, and styles for you—bouncy, shiny curls in minutes (zero skills needed 😉) 👉 Press, curl, slay. Get yours at rizabeautytools.com #HairGoals #EffortlessCurls #BeautyTools #GlowUp #HairRoutine #CurlsOnPoint #BeautyHack #ShinyHair #RizaBeautyTools

“So long! Enjoy your flight!”

⏰ #montrosecolorado residents - it's election time! The City of Montrose Colorado Government municipal elections are THIS TUES 4/7/26 !! Let's come together as a community & take charge of our future by choosing leaders with vision to shape our destiny 💫 #montroseco #elections #indivisible

Retro Fantasy Table Set I made a few months ago👸🎄 Commissions Open: www.fiverr.com/rivermario (Characters, Props, Animations, even NSFW)🤠 #3d #art #gamedev #3dart #fantasy #psx #ps1 #ps2 #psx #n64 #nintendo #playstation #bsky #bluesky #lowpoly #gaming #furniture #commission

😆Everybody fears UNC - Are we Worried?😆 #intimidating #strongestman #comedy #thematrixnetwork

DEMENTIA DON #DEMENTIADON #SUNDOWNING #25THAMENDMENT #Epsteinfiles #DonaldTrump #republicans #gop #politicssky #blacksky #USPOL #farleftsky #liberalsky #addtoliberalsky #progressivesky

Convicted FELON, Adjudicated RAPIST, #EPSTEIN'S PEDOPHILE BESTIE #DONALDJTRUMP is hoping EVERYONE is just as GULLIBLE as his Poorly Educated MAGA CULT. He's probably hoping no one REMEMBERS HE WAS A #DEMOCRAT before he decided to become America's GLOBAL EMBARRASSMENT by running for president.

This is what happens when your brain chip malfunctions: your words keep restarting, and you say stupid shit. Thiel has no respect for life except for his own, just like 99% of all billionaires.

From #Agriculture to #Zoology, we’re featuring research from BioOne Complete partners. We’re at letter T! So far we’ve explored prairie dog, quahog, rhinoceros beetle, sunflowers, and Tyrannosaurus rex. Which species should we feature next? Share your ideas! #BioOneCompleteAtoZ #scisky #wildlife

A relationship can look happy and still feel lonely. The fix often starts with one honest conversation asking for more emotional safety. Reply: what’s one small way you feel more seen?

Was a blast playing #YAPYAP with @corgicam.tv, @supersahama.bsky.social , @raiya.bsky.social & friends. Thank you everyone for the amazing stream 🥰 Thanks for the raids @plasticcyborg.bsky.social & @supersahama.bsky.social (sorry you had tech issues) 🤗 Raided the amazing @corgicam.tv 😁 Be safe 😇

Making you hide your smile? Let's tox about it. 😊✨ You know those lines around your eyes when you laugh? Some call them crow's feet. You might call them "the reason I smile with my mouth closed." But here's the thing — you shouldn't have to hide your joy. Botox for crow's feet softens those line

It's always a privilege to help kittens and their mother thrive! Mom Strudel will be spayed so these little ones are her last. Thank you for helping us protect Strudel, Cherry, Berry & Pebbles from their earliest days to today! Your gift supports lifesaving access to care: alleycat.org/Donate

"Right now, there are more children in shelters than there are seats in Yankee Stadium. This is not a program to cut back on." — Christine Quinn explains without CityFHEPS vouchers, more than half of families cycle back into NYC shelters, driving up costs and harming kids in the process.

I REFUSE DATING WEBSITES I am simply too strange. I think I'm too traumatized to try with anyone who isn't at least casually abreast of My Whole Deal at this point. I think one more misunderstanding about a core part of my soul would make me cry myself into a desiccated husk...

Packed with real crime, real consequences, and topped with a mystical touch.! A CONVERGENCE OF CROWS doesn't disappoint - “even the characters are talking about it” #psychologicalthriller #Suspense #Mystery BUY AT books2read.com/KincaidMyste... 📚💙 #Booksky IS YOUR 🎧 on?

hell yeah blonde blazer and poison ivy raised their baby with a copy of the people's joker #tomodachijoy

"I'm so glad President Trump is okay"

a pretty good start to the day... #WildlifeTravelling in the #Cevennes with Europe's largest moth

2/3 In Michurinsk, in Tambov Oblast explosions were reported by locals. No word from authorities. Waiting to see if the Progres military plant has been hit.

Endlich kann ich unterwegs essen und länger schlafen🥣

ᑭᗩᖇᗩᑎÁ Matheus Gomes: FICA RENATO!

#ChatGPT #artificialintelligence 🧵

How can Europe navigate the collapse of the established economic order? ECFR's @alberto-rizzi.bsky.social states why Europe has a unique opportunity to seize the initiative and at our Annual Council Meeting, we will discuss how it can build new networks of trade and economic cooperation. #ACM26