Been a minute since I’ve done any impressions, so here’s Stellan Skarsgård asking for a Kit Kat.

SMH. Puerto Rico wasted a man on with no outs in the 9th.🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

You guys met on the train?

WHO THE FUCK DO THE DEATH RIDERS & DOGS THINK THEY ARE INTERRUPTING ME MUERO LIKE THAT??? #AEWCollision

Testing 123. Mic Check. Mic Check.

Me: “I’m so bored.” The homie: “You wanna day drink & smoke bowls in an abandon parking lot while naming 90’s NBA Role Players?” Me:

THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE GOING TO THE NBA FINALS.

Decided it was time to work on my video editing skills. I think I’m starting to get the hang of it. #NFLDraft #NFLSky

Man, $200,000??? So many possibilities.

When you play for the culture, you unite. 🇵🇷 In Deep Dive: Listening to Bad Bunny, historian Jorell Meléndez-Badillo talks about how Bad Bunny amplifies Puerto Rican history and political memory on the Super Bowl stage and beyond. Watch the full Deep Dive on YouTube. youtu.be/YYh1WJ2fEUs?...

Deep, the last of his kind—a shapeshifter with the ability to heal, transform, and adapt! Left for dead on a battlefield, he rises to find himself alone,until he crosses paths with Rosemary, a psychic operative. Wolves Among Prey amzn.to/46Y0gJ1

US-Iran Ceasefire Developments Shift Oil Markets as Global Stocks Reach Highs and London Rebounds #finance #economy #business #markets

ATPE is hiring! We are currently recruiting for a Membership Specialist I position to cover the Piney Woods area, including ISDs in the East Texas area from Newton to Caldwell and north to Texarkana. Please visit bit.ly/ATPE-Job to learn more and apply!

𝙶🌻🌻𝙳 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐, C𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚛𝚜! 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚋𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎! 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 #𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚌𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚒𝚍𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚍𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏𝚏. 𝙸𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚎: 𝚑𝚝𝚝𝚙𝚜://climateconcord.substack.com #𝚂𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚝𝚑𝚎𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 #BlueCrew #𝚃𝙱𝚃

Unconscious Attention Patterns The Supreme Pontiff of Hinduism Bhagavan Sri Nithyananda Paramashivam reveals that we unconsciously repeat the same attention patterns that were done to us, and this affects our relationships and behavior. #kailasa #nithyananda #selfawareness #spiritualgrowth @srinithy

Pope Leo XIV gave $100,000 to bring safe water to rural families in El Salvador. This is what it means to care for the most vulnerable among us. Stephany is in El Salvador, sharing how this gift is already changing lives. Now, you’re invited to join the Holy Father ➡️ brnw.ch/21x1RGq.

If NBA players got drafted in WW3 #ww3 #nba #meme #currentevents #fyp

The stars have a message for you 🔮✨ What’s your zodiac sign? 🧐 Claim your energy and drop it below to find your cosmic soulmate! 👇 #ZodiacSigns #AstrologyLovers #HoroscopeReading #fypシ゚viralシ #trendingnow #reelsfypシ #viralreelschallenge #wolink #ZodiacPair

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Great BEER commercial‼️ #Bear

A battle of the giants this week as we welcome two of our biggest vessels - @princesscruise.bsky.social Majestic and @msccruisesofficial.bsky.social Preziosa - on consecutive days, plus first calls of the season from a host of others. @visitbelfast.bsky.social Visit https://bit.ly/4kTti0O

We want to hear what leaseholders think of the Government's plans for commonhold and leasehold reform. Help us decide what changes to recommend to the Government to improve the draft Bill, as @florenceeshalomi.bsky.social explains. Take our survey by 31 March: https://forms.office.com/e/Hj27jXurmA

Prevent Grip Failure During Heavy Lifts Using Towel Hangs #fitness #fitnesstips #workout #health #gym #exercise

Photos courtesy of Chasity McCauley, Kirsty Crawford, Simone Spitter, Shandy Cleer #lightcodes #orbs #lightworkers #starseeds #arcturians #lionelrichie #commodores #brickhouse

fucking craziest take on the space colony ark flashback in any official piece of sonic media. that's just facts, i'm afraid

Pretty warm here... #pixelart #ドット絵 #1bit #paleoart #heatwave

(Just like I remember, glad to have you on our side) I did know about his after party and such. #stephencolbert fvck you cbs. #Democrat #meidastouch #JimmyKimmel #JimmyFallon @Democrats @meidastouch.com @jimmyfallon.bsky.social @jimmykimmel.com @Late Night with Seth Meyers (Fvck maga fvck n-ice)

Full answer from Dan here, video via the Mariners

Aaron Judge lays out to keep the game scoreless in the eighth!

Salah’s post is raw, Xabi Alonso should have waited for this to play out

He Sure Is. ✔️

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent admits that if Trump successfully sues the IRS for $10 billion, that money would come from taxpayers.

▶️Avec la victoire de Péter Magyar face à Viktor Orban : "un verrou a sauté pour l'Ukraine", assure Olivier Weber, grand reporter et écrivain, sur le palteau de Stéphanie Antoine #ledebatf24

📺 Un análisis profundo del jonrón de Ketel Marte

GP practices are patient data protectors The new Health Bill will remove the GP & move the data controller (protector) role to the Secretary of State for Health Your sharing data ‘opt-out’ may not be protected in the same way I have ‘opted out’ but doesn’t stop sharing data

Taking care of yourself is not a luxury; it's a necessity. Your well-being matters whether you're a family member or a professional caregiver. FND shares simple, practical ways to manage stress, care for your health, and prevent burnout. #Caregiver #Wellness #SupportForCaregivers #ParentSupport

Film: Big Eyes (2014) [PG-13] Studio: The Weinstein Company Character: Dee-Ann Actor: Krysten Ritter Director: Tim Burton Screenwriters: Scott Alexander & Larry Karaszewski Timestamp: 0:58:05 cinematicfbombs.com/2025/04/21/2...

the insanity continues. fk the left. @mattvanswol Meet Jena Salem, a physician in DeKalb County GA. A man with over 40 PREVIOUS CHARGES cut her electricity, jumped on her bed, strangled her, slit her throat, st*bbed her in the chest, and then se*ually assaulted her.

Neón def. Black Tiger in the Lightning Match at Viernes Espectacular — nearly 9 minutes of all-out high-paced action. Two of CMLL's most exciting performers giving everything. Full breakdown on BC Wrestle Pod Network. 🎙️ https://linktw.in/qYTbIP #CMLL

A POWERFUL GEYSER ERUPTED IN THE BACKYARD OF A RESIDENTIAL HOME IN MICHOACAN (MEXICO, MAY 25, 2026)

13 brave U.S. troops have died in the complete destruction of Iran. 13 brave U.S. troops died during the Democratic withdrawal from Afghanistan. One made the US safer, one stripped women of their rights. See more of NEWSMAX:  https://www.newsmax.com/

.@JoezMcfLy almost broke the chain he's been waiting three years to give to Ronald Acuña Jr. Presented by @NationalPro

I wish more people knew that you can just ask.😉 The worst thing that can happen, is that they say ‘No’… #Negotiations #Communications #Resiliency #Risk #Sales #Strategy #SauderStrategy🗺️

Here's a treat! Dialogue Gospel Study with Benjamin E. Park coming on November 16. He runs a popular youtube channel and is currently president of the Mormon History Association. His recently released American Zion was one of our Book Club picks last year. www.dialoguejournal.com/events/dialo...

7 things to do in Montgomery County, including a new spring coffee menu and a Ramadan popup! #Maryland

Staakt het vuren...sure... Libanon. Pissrael heeft al c.a 400 dorpen en nederzettingen met de grond gelijk gemaakt tijdens deze cease fire

The @nytimes.com reporting reveals more about the dysfunction and poor leadership at the Supreme Court. These revelations underscore the brilliant observations of @mjsdc.bsky.social , @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app , and @nanagyamfi.bsky.social at our 14th Amendment Ctr symposium last week.

Done! Das war ein mehr als erfolgreicher Launch, mit den üblichen kleineren Bugs, die nächste Woche aber gefixt werden können und keine Einflüsse auf die Funktionalitäten für die Kunden haben sollten. Sehr stolz auf das Team, welches das Ding vom Konzept zur Realität begleitet und getrieben hat.

Happy Orthodox Easter

🩷Don't miss any of the fun when Morgan and Cathryn party with The Love Boat gang🩷 🎤Episode is live at 12 PM PT / 3 PM ET. You can watch here: youtube.com/@2bitchesfro... #2bitchesfromtexas #LoveBoat

In 1994, over 30% of Russians named Gorbachev the biggest liar of the post-1917 era; 25% said Yeltsin. You can call it manipulation. Or you can remember: in 1991, over 80% voted to preserve the USSR and it was dismantled anyway.

This week's episode of This News is So Gay is a MUST-LISTEN! thebuckeyeflame.com/2026/05/27/t...

#Trump #Maga #trending #viral #fyp #political #democrats #republicans #liberals #conservatives #news

Sen. Hassan: "Mr. Secretary, how does the president's requested billion-dollar ballroom or all of these other vanity products lower costs for American families or help constrain spending?" Bessent: "…It is a national security matter." Sen. Hassan: "That's ridiculous, and I think you know it."

The majestic Tumpak Sewu Waterfall, located in East Java, Indonesia. 🇮🇩 Often referred to as the "Thousand Waterfalls," it features numerous streams cascading down a semi-circular cliff face.

🔥Results of drone attack on oil terminal in St. Petersburg, - @vantortech.bsky.social

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

Historian Timothy Snyder summed up Trump's foreign policy in one image: a baby in a bulldozer. Allies try to manage it, adversaries encourage it, and rivals wait for it to crash. #ForeignPolicy #Geopolitics @volteuropa.org @democrats.senate.gov

Ferrari SF90 Stradale 🧨 Rari Ruben is what they call me 😒 #ferrari296gtb #supercars #exoticcars #cars #viral