Testing 123. Mic Check. Mic Check.

Been a minute since I’ve done any impressions, so here’s Stellan Skarsgård asking for a Kit Kat.

You guys met on the train?

THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE GOING TO THE NBA FINALS.

So… I take it the first 24 hours of Werstlemania disappointed everyone, huh? Thats alright… at least you got another show tomorrow.👀👀👀

Me: “I’m so bored.” The homie: “You wanna day drink & smoke bowls in an abandon parking lot while naming 90’s NBA Role Players?” Me:

Too many iso 3 attempts from Santa Clara in OT.

SMH. Puerto Rico wasted a man on with no outs in the 9th.🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

“Fine you can rip the Pentavious Caldwell Pope, BUT you gotta dance for it.” Me, after 4 shots of fireball:

Danielle Smith: "There was a deep and irrational hostility that we experienced from our federal government, but Alberta refused to back down and today the picture has shifted dramatically."

"Daryl Morey is the most overrated general manager in the history of the NBA. Excuse my French, he don't know his ass from his elbow" – Chris Russo

One day until demonschool. that's tomorrow store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/... store.playstation.com/en-us/concep... www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

A Canada for all, all of the time.

'What a Wonderful World', narrated by Sir David Attenborough Magic ✨

🤖💣 Ukraine Russia War | Russian Lancet Drones Strike Ukrainian Buk-M1 Launchers | RCF NSFW & Premium Content: https://patreon.com/RealCombatFootage Odysee: https://odysee.com/@RCF #RealCombatFootage #RCF #War #Military #WorldNews #BreakingNews #UkraineRussiaWar

Titanfall was released on PC and Xbox One 12 years ago today. Developed by Respawn Entertainment, the sci-fi shooter introduced fast parkour movement and Titan mech combat. A sequel followed in 2016, while a third entry has long been rumored - but as the years pass, it seems increasingly unlikely. 🎮

Constituency Pulse featuring Grand Riviere Primary School as the government works to improve our schools

🤬 A direct hit by a drone into a residential building in Kryvyi Rih has killed two people. A nine-month-old girl was seriously injured, with her lower limb injured, local authorities reported.

🔥 Three unforgettable stories. Three impossible fates. Three books for just 99p each! Don’t miss your chance to own these thrilling supernatural adventures—limited-time offer! 📖✨ Which one will you read first?https://www.amazon.com/stores/Laurie-Bowler/author/B0033SS64I #ReadersofYARomance

Elizabeth Arden ✨Radiance, confidence, and luxury in every detail. www.elizabetharden.com?cjdata=MXxOf...

Cubs look to even their series in Philadelphia. Cloudy and 85 degrees. Score broadcast time is 5:05 pm CT. Spend the drive home with us.

It must be the first of the month. New Billboard Day!

#fortnite #zerobuild #starwars #battleroyale #victoryroyale #gaming #ps5 #postparty #femalegamer #epic #gamingonbluesky

Bunnies again🐰

My mama high school era!!! The fashion… the music…. Love it

WELL, IT'S "CHINA (NA NA NA)" THURSDAY ACROSS TRUMPFUCKISTAN AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #NoPedoPresidents #2026Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp #GeneralStrike

They're magically delicious!😂 😂😂

AI Infrastructure Shifts, New Creator Agents, and US Treasury Guidelines #ai #artificialintelligence #future #machinelearning #ainews

UNRWA is STILL in Gaza. Year after year, UNRWA mental health teams show up for displaced children across Gaza during Eid al-Adha. Working tirelessly every single day, they give children a chance to step away from trauma and do everything to preserve the fragile magic of childhood wherever possible.

#SelfcareSunday ~ Taking care of your heart means knowing your numbers. Your blood pressure, cholesterol, and blood sugar provides you with a snapshot of how well your heart is doing. Make sure you get an annual physical so you can know your numbers and protect your heart.

The Coastal Edge. ⚓🌊 Workington’s Cumbrian grit vs. the port of Delfzijl. Where the land meets the sea at the end of the line. #workington #delfzijl #coastal #ukvsnl #cumbria #groningen

@shirley4council.bsky.social I am honored to be the Councilmember-elect for the East Bronx. I want to thank every voter who supported me, and every volunteer who knocked on doors, made phone calls, or handed out lit at a train station. @seiu.org & @32bjseiu.bsky.social We Don't Play! 💜

#Cdnpoli #Carney

Chico Alencar ☀️: "𝙊 𝙉𝙞𝙠𝙤𝙡𝙖𝙨 𝙣ã𝙤 𝙨𝙚 𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙖. 𝘼𝙤𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙨, 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙜𝙤𝙪 𝙖 𝙙𝙞𝙯𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙖 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙗𝙪𝙣𝙖, 𝙙𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚 𝙖 𝙫𝙤𝙩𝙖çã𝙤 𝙙𝙤 𝙛𝙞𝙢 𝙙𝙖 𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙖 𝟲𝙭𝟭, 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙣𝙪𝙣𝙘𝙖 𝙛𝙚𝙯 𝙘𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙖𝙣𝙝𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙢 𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧𝙤 𝙥ú𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙤. 𝙀𝙨𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙪 𝙙𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙯𝙚𝙧 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙪𝙨𝙤𝙪 𝙤 𝙟𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙝𝙤 𝙙𝙤 𝙑𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙤, 𝙦𝙪𝙚, 𝙥𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙪𝙖 𝙫𝙚𝙯, 𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙪 𝙖 𝙢ã𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙨 𝙛𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙨 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙞á𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙨 𝙙𝙚 𝙫á𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙨 𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙨" ⤵️+

Today, these Jewish New Yorkers went to show support and solidarity to Mayor Zohran Mamdani In return, they were verbally and racially abused by Zionists

🤯Guitar Hero on the side of SEMI TRUCK - GEN Z Doing it Right🤯 #GuitarHero #genz #genx #videogames #gta6 #newgames #thematrixnetwork

🚨 Big news from CGC! 🚨 Todd McFarlane signing announcement coming soon—time to dig through those boxes! We can press, clean & ship your books straight to CGC so they’re ready to max out their grade. #ToddMcFarlane #CGCSignatureSeries #Spawn #SpiderMan #TheComicBookPresser

Leden van de Green partij vertonen zich voor het eerst na hun verkiezing.

Nagoya Railway Station, Japan #Japan #Nippon

NowThis Impact: #J6SlushFund #GavinNewsom Bwhahahahaha Genius!

King Charles III just announced Digital ID in the #UK This is just after they gave #Palentir full access to the #NHS records of UK residents. Fascism is increasing one decision at a time, in these “free and democratic” countries… Centralization = Control #usa

September 18, 2020. This clapback video changed everything.

⚡️Vladimir Putin is being welcomed in Beijing by Wang Yi, according to media reports. #Warnews #World

The Worst Episode Of Bluey! #highlights #tv #autisticgamingplus

Published yesterday: "Footage shows the aftermath of recent #Israeli shelling on the town of Ansar in southern #Lebanon." www.threads.com/@pbipalestin... #Israel #IsraelNews #Lebanon #LebanonNews #MiddleEast #MiddleEastNews #News #WorldNews

BREAKING: New polling reveals Donald Trump is underwater for the 310th day in a row. He is one of the most unpopular Presidents in American history.

Grenade Launcher Attack #Movie #Film #TV #GrenadeLauncher #Grenade #Army #Military #ArmedForces #War #Battle #Soldiers #Veterans #Viral #Trending #FYP #ExplorePage #Reels #Shorts

"★★★★ This is one of Panahi’s best works to date. It blends the personal and political in a deeply affecting way." @lindamarric.bsky.social @thesun.co.uk It Was Just an Accident (15A) screens in @garterlane on Tuesday, Feb 10th. Advance booking available in-person, online and 051 855 038.

🎶 Oh wouldn't it be nice to hear from Paul McCartney (strum-de-dum-a-strum-de-dum-de-dum) Better still if he'd Collaborate with Starkey

Apps are now widely used by girls and young women as a source of information about their menstrual and reproductive health. Work needs to be done to ensure misinformation is not spread within these apps. I asked experts what actions they feel could be taken to better manage the risks.

STREAM TIME! And you know what the means... MORE DEUS EX! We'll also be playing some Cyberpunk and maybe some other stuff, too! Watch here! twitch.tv/psychotripstreams #streaming #streamer #gamesky #Horror #Vtube #Vtuber #IHAveNoMouthandIMustScream #DeusEx #Manhunt

The leader of the US vaccine advisory board said that vaccines for polio & measles should be optional. These diseases killed kids & adults before the safe and effective vaccines were available. We’ve got to act - and that’s why I’m running for Congress. Join us at drtinashahforcongress.com/volunteer

it's inevitable. everything leads to bad apple

ay the osteopathic force be with you, always! Forget our roots, we must not. #Maythe4thBeWithYou #StarWars #MaytheForceBeWithYou

Hmmm Didn't he say women who were abused, "take some responsibility for themselves" and "act like an adult for f–cks sake" Didn't he blame Blacks for being near tippers based on a stereotype? He did be blame for the Nazi tattoo? He's done a lot of "blaming" in his days.

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Día importante para los alumnos de 14 comunidades autónomas que ya se enfrentan a los exámenes de selectividad #PAU2026 🎙️ Juan Coca

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The term “genocide” is a political slogan, not a proven legal judgment. The International Court of Justice has not declared Israel guilty of genocide, and no credible tribunal has issued such a verdict. The ICJ, World Court in The Hague, did not decide that the claim of genocide is plausible.