Good Morning Bluesky

Alkohol first, Bedenken second.

Der aktuelle #Ebola-Ausbruch ist auf den Verzehr von #Fledermäusen zurückzuführen. In unrelated news: Trotz mehrfacher Anforderung durch das #Batsignal wurde #Batman seit einiger Zeit nicht mehr gesehen. Macht vermutlich nur mal Urlaub der Gute, kein Grund zur Besorgnis.

Künstliche Beißwerkzeuge entnommen, künstliche Lichtquelle vom Stromnetz getrennt. ™.

Die Bundesregierung fordert die russische Drohne, die in einen rumänischen Wohnblock geknallt ist, mit Nachdruck auf, an den Verhandlungstisch zurückzukehren.

Good Morning Bluesky

Guten Morgen, senile Bettflüchtige.

Guten Abend ™.

Die #AfD schickt ihren ungebildetsten Politikersimulator zum „Wirtschaftsgipfel” nach St. Petersburg. Also jemanden ohne Ausbildung und Erfahrung, der nichts vorweisen kann. Einen #Frohnmaier. 🤣

Watch this UT Austin student's heartbreaking eulogy for her university during a mock funeral to protest the school's 'death by a thousand cuts.' "I will spend the rest of my entire life mourning the home that this place stole from me."

With Stephen Colbert leaving CBS, I’m going to miss the Big Fury Hat’s wisdom. #TheLateLateNight

CNN panelists Charles Blow and John Avlon laughed at podcaster Emily Austin on Thursday when she argued that President Donald Trump is “crazy” – and that is a good thing.

As a medical school professor, I read every "reverse aging" claim with a sharp eye. A 2024 vehicle-controlled topical study (DHM/Epicelline) shifted >95% ... https://www.youtube.com/@RobertLufkinMD #SkinAging #EpigeneticClock #Longevity #Metabolism https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10944877/

"SHIFTERS 01: Survival is not Optional." by Kal Fulsom books2read.com/SHIFTERS-01 A thrilling, disturbing, thought-provoking, witty, and innovative first installment of this controversial and mind-boggling series.

New Banksy sculpture just showed up in the center of London. Depicts a man very similar to a certain felon blinded by the flag he's carrying.

I do not trust Donald Trump to be in charge of the might of the United States military.

Is truth now the front line for comedy? On this episode of Stories and Strategies, I spoke with Michael Siegers of Zulu Alpha Kilo on why humour works when it reflects something people already recognise, and why the hardest part is saying something honest without causing harm.

Red Bull Dog from Soapbox Derby Last Weekend

Trump on Talarico: 6 genders Real hit on Jesus Mask (from relatively recently) Vagan #talarico

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A newly discovered parasitic wasp from Chile has been named after Sir David Attenborough ahead of his 100th birthday, one of several tributes marking the broadcaster’s influence on natural history, conservation and environmental awareness.

Who else struggles with dyslexia? I know I do 🤚🏾Thank for GOD audiobooks. #dyslexic #dyslexia #comics #artcomedy #arthumor

Happy memorial weekend #holiday #jokes

The women have motion #single #girlpower #womenempowerment

April 28, 2:43 p.m., the moment when humpback #Timmy [ #Hope ] swam into the barge, alone. Joy, cheers and relief among the rescuers. 📽 unknown / rescuer

Winning Bidding Wars: Price Below Market Strategy Revealed! #realestate #RealEstateInvesting #NYCrealestate #RealEstateTips #realestateinvesting

Chilly winds didn't keep our protest off the streets of Lawrence, Kansas! #Protest #Resist #Epstein #LFK #NoICE #LawrenceKansas

Rund 240 Schülerinnen und Schüler haben Ende April das RKI besucht und Forschung live erlebt: von Labor-Einblicken bis zu Anwendungen Künstlicher Intelligenz. Einblicke in den Tag auch unter: www.rki.de/schulklassen...

Tune into the latest episode of Skeletal Leap with Laadi Ojas. Explore how central fixation through chakra activation can enhance your vision and transform your life. Join the journey toward clarity and personal growth. Listen now!

Thank y'all for coming through Today while we power through more FF X Got To Learn BlitzBall & Had a Beautiful Moment Between Tidus & Yuna 🥹 also Auron Has Joined Us! See Y'all On Mon 🧡 We Sent The Undisputed Kingdom Love to @momotttv.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/momo__ttv

🇫🇷 "We need to consider the effect climate policies have on the poorest." @gemenne.bsky.social tells #F24Debate designing just and equitable strategies is key to #France's energy transition.

Cada especie cuenta con adaptaciones ligadas a su hábitat, su metabolismo, la disponibilidad de alimento o el riesgo de depredación 🌿 La conservación de la #biodiversidad es clave para asegurar que la vida silvestre mantenga sus ciclos y hábitos de descanso en la naturaleza 💚🌍

Junior School Administrator and Secretary, Dulwich College @dulwichcollege.bsky.social . Closes: 08/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/u9x1no. #independentschooljobs #londonjobs #teachingjobs @hmc-schools.bsky.social

video of an israeli terrorist attack on an injured man in Lebanon. watch the drone deliberately approach & kill the man who had survived an israeli air strike. he covered his face as the drone approached and exploded and his body parts flew apart. (Timesofgaza)

Step inside a modern, unmanned book factory! 🤖 Hear the mesmerizing sounds of machines crafting books with precision in this ASMR workflow. You won't believe how it's done! #futurefactory #asmrsounds #futurefactory #asmrsounds

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Maybe these people don't deserve to be handsomely rewarded? Video Courtesy @npr.org #Jan6 #NeverTrump #NeverAgain @halostarmusic.bsky.social

Rachel Oates is a YouTuber I found in my infancy as an atheist. She makes great long form video content on tons of topics, and I appreciate her insight. The paw print is to signify her sweet Kyra. Proceeds made from these will be donated to the ACLU. #nanasagainsttrumpandfascism

Check out this GMB Money Minute! 🚀

nature documentary

🎙️ Janoušek na luxusní jachtě. Chaos kolem lidskoprávních agend. Bitva o koncesionářské poplatky. A start kampaně před komunálními volbami. Co nejvíc rezonovalo uplynulým týdnem? @MarieBastlova@twitter.com v Pětce vybírá pět zpráv, které vám nesmí uniknout […] [Original post on zpravobot.news]

5 days. The woods open May 2nd. 🍄✨ Something is coming, Mosslings.

Tommy Williams thanking his mom and dad after winning the Slidell Police Chief race>>>https://www.wdsu.com/article/slidell-police-chief-election-results-tommy-williams/71326856

A trail camera placed in their shelter pen revealed nighttime play between the brother-sister duo, Tarragon & Valerian. But don’t let this sweet sight make you forget about their mischievous sides... they later removed the strap from this trail camera and cached it in their straw! #wolfhaven

Unforgivable.

Lauren Sánchez Bezos’ Met Gala dress was boring — but the painting that inspired it once scandalized all of Paris. Vox’s Jonquilyn Hill breaks down the 1884 reference and why Sánchez Bezos wearing it was anything but an accident.

I audibly said, 'Amazing work,' upon seeing this realization.

Dis birb nodt luk like cate. We kall bull shint.

Luis Hernández hit a grand slam HR for his first hit of the ACL season, in Giants org debut. Came on a 93 mph 2-0 FB. Tied the game in the 9th inning.

Mr. EDGEWORTH IS DANCING

Cow.

Kim Johnson made a song called Seu Olhar (Sonando Mix)! Amazon:  amzn.to/3zuhJ7U YouTube: youtu.be/fTOO3i3HQ48 Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/6XlGw2... Follow @kimjohnson562.bsky.social for more!

Victor Wembanyama hit an ‘Attack on Titan’ celly after the Spurs advanced to the NBA Finals 🏀

LPDS "Lazarevo", Kirov region. 1,200 km from the State border.

Being neurodivergent does not disqualify a person from being president, but being moraldivergent should #trump #Politics

Chaque hiver, des personnes remettent en question les changements climatiques. #FRQ 🔎 Le #DétecteurDeRumeurs via @sciencepresse.qc.ca nous éclaire sur ces rumeurs. ▶️ https://www.scientifique-en-chef.gouv.qc.ca/impact-recherche/sil-fait-froid-cest-quil-ny-a-pas-de-rechauffement-climatique-faux/

📊 Congress Activity Report | June 1st Congress activity resumed in the Senate. Two resolutions passed, and two bills were reported to the Senate, covering digital asset markets and unlawful robocalls. Here are the Neuts.

Gaming History for May 8th - Undivine!

We won’t find another like him,special man in every possible way💜💚❤️