Me on April 1 last year:

If you see this, post a robot

FINALLY!!!

Yeah, I know what you mean. I go back & forth between the first two movies of which one was the most fun, even though I love all three movies. But yeah, Ego is a much better villain than Ronan, there’s a lot of hilarious moments, great character dynamics, strong emotional beats, and of course…

Drop something COMEDIC 🤣 🖤 🎭 I’m not joking when I say that this slayed the first time I watched #TheOwlHouse and this was back before Season 2 aired.

No joke, I saw #ToyStory is on Hulu and when I press play, it opens with the original 1995 Walt Disney Pictures Logo instead of the 2006 Logo.

How is even cooler under his mask?

Me after watching the official trailer:

Drop some EXPLOSIONS 💥💣🖤🧨🌋

As a Star Wars fan myself, the first two jokes in that scene are downright terrible and there have been much better jokes that parody Star Wars. Heck, the company that owns Lucasfilm poked fun of the franchise in one of their movies during the 90s, even if it wasn’t made at WDAS.

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🟧 Écolos, la grande répression : « 17 interpellations, 5 jours de garde à vue pour être finalement acquittés » Nicolas Batista, militant au sein de la legal team de Rouen, convoqué #AuPoste pour revenir sur le rouleau compresseur face auquel les militant·es s’organisent.

Everything from Round 6 of EuroLeague #euroleague #basketball #nbauk #nbaeurope #euro

Afternoon Gato girl Have a wonderful evening yeh it's also taco Thru in my house,So happy 😊 taco Thur 🌮 GG 😻😻

It shouldn’t be impossible to hold politicians and leaders accountable. ⚠️  Let’s take the politics out of politics. ✅ Build people-power at hub.futureis.org 🤝 #AmericanPolitics #Midterms #VoteWithClarity #UpgradeDemocracy #DigitalPolitics

Putting the gin in genius, it’s the Quantum Sauce Speakeasy at #Farsley @oldwoollen.bsky.social! We’re using #chemistry to fingerprint genuine gin, with chemist Dr Ruaraidh McIntosh! Tickets on sale at oldwoollen.seetickets.com/event/the-qu... #scicomm #Leeds #WorldGinDay

My review of Russell Brand’s new book on Christianity.

Quand un collègue marche dans ma direction.. 🤣

Operation Sea Signal: I DIDN'T SEE YOU HERE!

#Lebanese Ambulance Ass Al-Nabatieh Al-Fawqa Vlntr rscud #cat trpd on balcony of bldg hit in rcnt ataks on Nabatieh #Beirut #Lebanon #NoToDogAndCatMeat #AnimalAbuse #AnimalCruelty #stopanimalcruelty #RescueDogs #RescueCats #Vegan #NoToDogMeat #StopAnimalTests #Cats #Kittens #Kitten #BanYulinFestival

how is strengh my weakness?! #vtuber #jumanji #funny #skit #meme

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MAGA cultists in Miami erected a golden statue of Donald Trump and prayed on it. Trump "called in" to thank them for their loyalty.

Customs that surprised me when I came to Japan #travel #japan #fyp #foeyou #foryoupage #japanese #lifeabroad #tiktokjapan #japanesetiktok #nightview

The Finches have a lot to discuss. #birds

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“Bryan Betancur is a random bottom feeder. Fuck yeah. Disgusting!” says Jake Lang, a fellow J6er and Christian nationalist. Lang held a gathering of J6ers and Proud Boys outside of the White House today.

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The power of kindness.

In the words of Congresswoman Shirley Chisholm . . . #ourvoicesmatter #ShirleyChisholm

Mo Amer has put Houston on screens around the world. Now we’re bringing the conversation home. JOIN US on May 26 @ 10AM at City Hall for a fireside chat. We’ll discuss culture, community, growth, and the future of the city we love — H-Town! RSVP in bio.

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Happy birthday Florence Nightingale! 🩺 🔢 Nightingale was a pioneer of medical statistics, whose innovative work led to her becoming the first woman elected to the Royal Statistical Society. Watch lecture: https://gres.hm/nightingale #InternationalNursesDay #NursesDay

#BTS opened @billboard #ama hooligan #btsarmy #rm #jin #suga #jhope #jimin #v #jungkook

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Reporter: If you want $3 gas, you're going to have to wait 6 years. We will not get back down to that sub-$70 oil level until 2032. #momsky#sheshed

Security guarantees for #Ukraine must be "similar to NATO's Article 5 with continued United States engagement", insists European Council President Costa @eucopresident.consilium.europa.eu

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Fleksibilitas staking yang memberi kebebasan menentukan lock, reward, dan strategi sesuai profil masing-masing — membangun ekosistem yang lebih adil dan berkelanjutan. #InterLink #ITLG #ITL

What a great idea!! Then maybe I can lose this winter coat I’ve been wearing for 2 years💡🙌🏼🤣

Roddy said

Second act. Can’t believe this actually worked but got into the Shapeshifter’s gig for free. 😜 LOL Box office had a spare ticket. 😜🔥

A Russian occupier shows the aftermath of a strike on his tank.

Let me be the first to congratulate the Seattle Mariners on their 21st win of the season. Dom Canzone grand slam 🤌🤌🤌🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

Quem não lembrou desse jogo é maluco

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Cuba is running invasion drills as Trump's oil blockade tightens. Civilians are packing go-bags. The CIA director just landed openly in Havana. Federal prosecutors move to indict 94-year-old Raul Castro.

This man was arrested in London for racially aggravated assault of a Muslim woman who was just standing nearby. He was started calling her a dirty F’ing Muslim & when another woman stepped in to help he told her he’s an IDF soldier & got in her face then a huge guy stopped him.

Staying on the ground for today’s visit. 🦝 ❤️

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“F” THESE RIMS. #buyingrim, #fthis, #detailing, #washing, #fyp

🇺🇦🇷🇺 In the past week, more than 2,300 drones, nearly 1,560 guided aerial bombs, and 108 missiles were launched at Ukraine by Russia, as attacks show no signs of being slowed by Putin.

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Kostet dich die Pflegeversicherung bald dein Haus? #pflege #politik #deutschland #immobilien #news

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Dodge, duck, dip, dive & dodge fellas! #ForTheW

Big news: SickNotWeak is joining the Mood Disorders Society of Canada. This unites efforts to challenge stigma, spark honest conversations & empower people to seek help. With Michael Landsberg’s leadership, the mission grows stronger. Read more: mdsc.ca/mdsc-welcome... @sicknotweak.bsky.social