I need to stop saying stuff because its coming true DX

At least I never needed to worry about food....

If it wasn't the bear it was @johnlovesanime

Lowkey the only character in this game that has ever made me panic is this cop

I'd like to remind everyone I am not a corpse I am just living impaired

I genuinely don't know what happened

They stole my kidneys DX

How we possibly crashed a server

He's ALIVE!!!! ^O^

My Chat seemed to like checking out leon's ASSets

There was no ambition in the budget to end the free ride for big gas. And not only will the beer excise continue to raise more than the PRRT, the gap between them is growing! @grogsgamut.bsky.social @mattgrudnoff.bsky.social #auspol #Budget2026

AOC has entered the chat again 💯🎯

"There's no doubt about it, he's the king of this era." 👑 @ChrisWittyngham and @J_Dyer_Official reflect on how Pep Guardiola's greatness has changed English football. ⚽️

Alpine Lace Promo Recorded May 19, 1991 on ABC/WEWS 5 in Cleveland, OH #AlpineLace #advertisement #cheese #fat-free #low-cholesterol #1990s #ABC #WEWS5

Pro Rel is the topic on everyone's mind. Within the next 10 years, will we see #MLS make a move to the global set up? Don't hold your breath, it may be farther away than you think. Video: youtu.be/ZgCmcQ0__48 Audio: linktr.ee/thedppod

Where’s a semi when you need one 😁

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And the bride arrives - Meghan Markle emerges into bright May sunshine at St George's Chapel bbc.in/2k8NqiC #royalwedding

Mr. President, Joe Biden — I am honored to have your endorsement. You took on the toughest fights and delivered. We’re fighting to make Washington work for people again. Let’s Go.

Rhyne Howard with a clutch 3 to push the ATL lead to 4 late! #WNBASky #SkyHoops

this is what it looks like to search flights through telegram with flightclaw "find me cheap flights from london to new york" → searches google flights → returns results → tracks the price for you your agent does all the work you just chat. flightclaw.com

Embrace the passing of time with this one-of-a-kind Catacomb Collection Memento Mori skull pendant. Intricately crafted from 3D scans of real human bones, its delicate details and beautiful craftsmanship will captivate you with its timeless elegance. Wear it close to your heart and remind yoursel...

56 years ago today, ‘Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!’ premiered on CBS. #SCOOBYDOOWHEREAREYOU

Good Morning Have a Wonderful Day 💙 Image created on the #nightcafe app Video created on the #aireel app #aiart #aiartcommunity #aiartwork #aiartist

Pants are oppressive #vtuber #streamer #pantslessmovement

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America just saw biggest expat waves ever — the 4% rule explains why. If you spend $50K/year, you only need $1.25M to potentially retire forever. Many Americans hit that number… and immediately leave. Lower costs, cheaper healthcare, safer cities, better quality of life. Watch: linktw.in/EzVNgq

‼️🇷🇺 "La « diplomatie » russe ne fait que confirmer une fois de plus que la Russie ne fera jamais partie du monde civilisé, quel que soit le prix de ses costumes Brioni. Ici, Medvedev menace sans sourciller d'assassiner des diplomates de l'UE."⤵️

Say hi to @didemgurdurbroo.bsky.social, Asst Prof at @uu.se 🇸🇪 & ELLIS Member. She researches multi-robot systems, symbiotic multi-agent RL & bio-inspired robotics for cyber-physical systems. Establishing her own lab to define her own research vision has been a career highlight. #WomenInELLIS

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so, the guy in trump's meme was Jon Stewart? 😂

A video captures one of the strikes in Beirut. This area is residential and commercial with high density. Hundreds of civilians have been injured and killed, but no final tally has been reported yet.

#SonYeJin é o seu jeitinho Son Yejin 🥰

@vrhunskeprice Donald Trump disappointed by NATO — here’s why 😂 Hormuz blocked. Trump goes to NATO for help… but gets a shocking answer. AI video — just for fun. #DonaldTrump #Hormuz #Usa #Nato #Funny

Quite an admission. Was he off his tits at the time?

𝐄𝐱𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑨𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 🥽 The bottleneck is no longer printing. It is handling. Automation fixes that. Credit to Lukas M. Ziegler #AI #Robotics #3DPrinting

Tommaso Ciampa has 1,004 reasons he hates Chris Jericho: Number 1 - Fozzy sucks Number 2 - He hates his sparkly jacket Number 3 - The Jericho Cruise Number 4 - He hates his armbars Number 5 - He hates his hair #AEWCollision

WILLST DU BIS DER TOD EUCH SCHEIDET HOW MANY GOALS SCORED ON LONG ISLAND

At least 9 U.S. citizens have been taken into the custody of agents with ICE or U.S. Customs and Border Protection after observing or protesting near immigration raids in the LA area. @cerisecastle.bsky.social reports. #ICEraids #ICE #Immigration #LosAngeles #LocalNews

Stopped by the shelter to pick up a kitten and this was going on. I laughed. (We don't usually get a lot of rain at this time of year.)

bk häcken won the europa cup and this is how they celebrated lol

Ohio - Primary Day is tomorrow, May 5. Get out and vote! Polls are open from 6:30AM to 7:30PM. Head to iwillvote.com/oh for more information.

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Sixty Seconds Of Stephen REWIND Road Rage #StephenKing #JoeHill #RoadRage #Throttle

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🐺Als Commader einer Elite Truppe erlebt Sie den ganzen Schrecken der Galaktischen Schlachtfelder🙃 Der Eintritt ist frei allerdings betreten auf eigene Gefahr! www.twitch.tv/silvariusplay #silvariusplay #letsplay #livestream #maythe4thbewithyou

Happy Galentines Day, @massltgovernor.bsky.social! Thanks for being the best teammate on and off the court 🏀💕

His music was electric ⚡️. Brilliant icon that lives forever. 💜💜 #Prince #PurpleRain

On 5/28 at Delaney Hall, a cellist played thru the entire evening protest — never stopped, even when State Police moved in & chaos broke out. He was eventually arrested. (Credit: Carrie Hittel). Music has been an inspiration for protesting & resistance. It can also bring calm during turbulent times

Massive mihi to ActionStation for this energising, inspiring and info-packed hui to kick start our election mahi. We were honoured and privileged to be there among Aotearoa's brightest and most passionate humans.

HELL YEAH, my game is getting fun! 🔒 You can find an "Abandoned Expedition Chest" on the map. Try to breach it! 😈 🗡️ Also added new dual dagger weapons. You can basically be living your Solo Leveling dream here! #indiegame #screenshotsaturday #ARPG #Roguelite #actionRPG

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Rest, but don't throw in the towel. Keep going Black ✊🏾👑

Unearthed footage shows Trump's acting Director of National Intelligence Bill Pulte receiving strange award: "This says 'Bill Pulte Fucks' ... it does say, 'Only The Young' on the back here."

It's pretty much LEGO Arkham City

Kevin O'Leary doesn't want employees who want work life balance 🤦‍♂️