American Absurdity Association

Aunt May

Maybe there will be fights to the death, with Lord Emperor trump doing the 👍/👎 thing before a roaring, bloodthirsty crowd.

This is the issue with women’s sports! You would NEVER see grown male athletes celebrate with dancing! Oh, wait…shit. 😞

Laughter and swearing will be enjoyable, but I don’t know if I can cope with a lack of advertisements.

Mills be like

Saw some flick where this song played at the ending. Sarah Michelle Gellar played a total a-hole. Selma Blaire and Reese somebody-or-other (blonde girl) were in it. Gellar snorted coke outta her rosary cross. I don’t think it was one of those Scooby-Doo movies.

Nice one. Since you seem to enjoy posting GIFs of people imitating trump whenever he doesn’t get his way, here’s another one. Okay, now go ahead and respond with another trump impression.

I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice. You'd better wise up Bari Weiss! Your apple pie don't taste too nice You'd better wise up, Bari Weiss!

Today’s internet winner!

Trump vehemently denies this is him dancing at Epstein Island, even though about three seconds into the GIF, you can see the origins of his double-hand-job dance.

You must have missed it, but Noem said she and her gang would never violate court orders. She was really defiant and indignant, so there’s no way she was lying.

Every sci-fi show or movie needed the cute robot sidekick.