Today’s internet winner!

Every sci-fi show or movie needed the cute robot sidekick.

Every Trump policy:

This is the issue with women’s sports! You would NEVER see grown male athletes celebrate with dancing! Oh, wait…shit. 😞

Saw some flick where this song played at the ending. Sarah Michelle Gellar played a total a-hole. Selma Blaire and Reese somebody-or-other (blonde girl) were in it. Gellar snorted coke outta her rosary cross. I don’t think it was one of those Scooby-Doo movies.

Laughter and swearing will be enjoyable, but I don’t know if I can cope with a lack of advertisements.

It’s much better old school.

Maybe there will be fights to the death, with Lord Emperor trump doing the 👍/👎 thing before a roaring, bloodthirsty crowd.

Aunt May

🔈"Scrapping the UK's carbon taxes wouldn't eliminate carbon costs, but it would divert billions of pounds in revenue from the Treasury to Brussels." eciu.net/media/press...

Northside Home Care Services workers were outside the Dáil yesterday (and out in Coolock today) with their union the IWU to fight for their basic entitlements to pay parity. Have a listen to Sonya explain why they're there, and why they'll keep fighting. #FightForYourRights #JoinAUnion

First part of day 1. Sorry that I don't have Gen Z skills and was slow to start on the crosswalk vid but I slowed the first part down so you can hear the crossing guard whistle and see the car run the lights.

KitKat heist? What KitKat Heist? We know nothing … honest … we swear. But remember you saw nothing right? Oh and Happy April 1st everyone! #themediacentre #aprilfool#huiddersfield #kitkatheist #justabitoffun

Whether it was in “Melrose Place,” on “Days of Our Lives,” or in the modern science fiction classic “Starship Troopers,” we always enjoyed seeing Patrick Muldoon on screen.

We visited Droid Depot to find the fourth release in the Build-a-droid series, DD-BD. Collecting all six droids allows you to assemble the protocol droid TC-332. This little adminmech was the first droid liberated by L3-37 on Kessel in Solo: A Star Wars Story. He even appeared in LEGO form.

Week ahead reading w/ The Herbcrafter’s Tarot Deck- a fantastic deck for anyone with an interest herbs/plants/trees. The plants were very intentionally selected & provide a beautiful new way to look at the major & minor arcana. #tarot #tarotreading #tarottuesday #witchsky #divination

Location: Mughalsarai, Chandauli, Uttar Pradesh Date: April 10 At the Jago Hindu Jago program, Gopal Rai, president of the Vishwa Hindu Raksha Parishad, claimed that over two lakh Hindus every month are becoming victims of “Islamification” or “Christianisation.”

"Any student who walks through the door in public education, we educate. We do not pick and choose, and we stand by every child that needs an education in this state, and that's what we're standing for.” - Christopher Bushée, CTA Board of Directors District I We stand with LLEA

Shoot Bees at Yoyos in Today's Turbo Tunnel! play here: play.google.com/store/apps/d... #TonisTurboTunnel #indiegame

If you've got three commas in your net worth, I know you can afford to pay more taxes. And in no sane world should people earning a paycheck face a higher tax rate than people living off investment returns.

It's #TrailerTuesday! Show me your indie games!

We made the news! Huge thanks to KENS 5 for featuring Café & Cuddles and our mission to inspire animal nerds of all ages through live animal experiences. Thanks to everyone supporting Once in a Wild and this amazing community. #onceinawildzoo

Take this whole fucking flotilla, load them onto buses, bring them to the Gaza border, and release them on the other side. Don’t let them back in, no matter how much they whine. After a year, pick up whatever is left. They wanted to go to Gaza? All dreams should come true. #hamassupporters

Fuck my chud ghouls n ghosts fightin life

Muş'ta bulunan bir hasta, İstanbul'dan yapılan 5G bağlantısıyla ameliyat edildi. #5G #ŞenerŞen #MehmetAkifErsoy #UEFAAvrupa #FREvAVL #THM

More and more workers in #India are collecting video data to train humanoid #robots using head-mounted cameras

Spent yesterday watching Double Indemnity 🎥 📺 🤣 Best line in film. (I don't know why) Barbara Stanwyck & Fred MacMurray 1944

President Trump says the White House is preparing to host UFC Freedom, a UFC fight on the South Lawn in celebration of America’s 250 and the president’s 80th birthday on June 14. https://fox11online.com/news/nation-world

On a misty mountain trail lies the legend of the 'high fiver' #FeelGoodTime #FGT

Matthew went from substance use & stage 3 liver damage to father and homeowner—all thanks to Medicaid. Today, he comes home to his daughter daily. But with Republicans threatening to cut $2.5 trillion dollars from Medicaid, how many people like Matthew will lose their second chance?

The art of motorcycle maintenance might be dead, but Magic Cards and monks are still very much alive, and Post Malone is into both. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert #postmalone

byler had the indirect kiss intact while the melvin one wasnt even scripted

David Letterman Removes Stephen's Furniture

Well, not a bad idea at all, this way Putin might finally get a spectacular number of troops for his Victory Day parade.

Laurent, chef du département sûreté/environnement de l’Andra nous explique ce qu’il faut comme études de sûreté pour pouvoir exploiter CIGEO #science #nucleaire #youtube #interview

#knicks #robinson #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/wmzb5rsy

It seems like there is a lack of patience in our society these days, especially on this platform. The arguments for universal healthcare are so numerous, it can be really frustrating, repeating them, add nausea and expecting to move the needle.

Trump’s rollback of the EPA’s ability to regulate greenhouse gas emisions will hurt you financially. We already known his past cuts to green energy investments will cost Americans almost a million jobs in the next decade and raise Americans’ energy costs by $38 billion.

During my visit to the Forest History Center in Grand Rapids, I learned about the history of white pine logging in northern Minnesota.

You’ve Got a Friend in Me! #Re6 #residentevil6 #gaming #residentevil #funnyvideo

16 WHAT! 🗣️👂🏼

Rod Brind'Amour was asked about the meaning of last night's win for the fan base and the community. His answer was A+. “It’s special because they’ve grinded it out with us. Night in, night out, supporting us, loud, enthusiastic, they’re behind us..."

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What Is the World Bank? – Steve Hendrix with the ‘Global Minute’

This is one of my favorite lines from my book. It gives me the chills. Every. Single. Time. (P.S. starting to talk more about my book is horrifying 😅)

"We've already started to hear it in focus groups, 'I thought he was different'" Luke Tryl discusses the potential impact of Nigel Farage receiving a £5m gift from a billionaire backer before he became an MP, adding that it "could deter those wavering Reform voters". #Newsnight

Splatoon 3 - Road to A Rank - Monster Sometimes nothing else will do the trick. #Splatoon #Splatoon3 #TowerControl ##monster #monsterenergy #Nintendo #Switch #NintendoSwitch #NintendoSwitch2 #Switch2 #stream Fridays 10PM UK time on twitch.tv/Buskalilly

Bottom of the 5th, TJ McKenzie hits a solo home run of his own, extending the Ballers' lead to 3-0! #letsgooakland #oaklandballers

Can you guess the lab equipment? 🕵️‍♂️🔬 👇️ Take a look at the the video and match it to one of our research areas. #mpimr #maxplanck #opticalnanoscopy #cellularbiophysics #science #chemichalbiology #biomolecularmechanisms #labequipment #guessthelabequipment

May 18 is HIV Vaccine Awareness Day. While there’s no vaccine yet, testing, PrEP & treatment save lives. Radiant Health Centers offers inclusive HIV care for all in OC. Get tested, stay informed & take action. #EndHIV #RadiantHealth40

Love yourself a little extra today for #ValentinesDay! 💕 And don’t forget to comment on our COMSAE giveaway. #Vday #SelfLove #ILoveMe #LoveYourself #LYS

📽 | Zarzuela ha difundido imágenes de la princesa Leonor preparándose para saltar junto a sus compañeros de la Escuela Militar de Paracaidismo Méndez Parada, situada en Alcantarilla (Murcia), como parte de su formación militar social.elpais.com/d3d…

Śūnyāsana–Uttarāṅga isn't just an advanced arm balance—it's a powerful expression of concentration, core strength, flexibility, and unwavering focus. Every breath teaches stability. Every moment teaches mastery. This is the depth of Nithyananda Yoga—the Original Yoga beautifully revived straight fr

ICYMI, this is Garrett Langley, the CEO of #Flock, in a Forbes interview with @thomasbrewster.bsky.social in September 2025. He believes that opposing mass #surveillance and adding camera locations to a map equates to being a "terroristic organization." Full video: youtu.be/fVCVQcd9PLc #deflock

This week is #mentalhealthawarness Week. 💛 The theme for this year is 'action'. Raising awareness is vital, but real change comes when we take action too. We need action in our NHS, schools, prisons and housing services to better support people when they need it. #mhaw @mentalhealthfoundation

UFC cage permanent ?

U.S. authorities said they uncovered a “sophisticated” tunnel used to smuggle drugs into the U.S. from Mexico. The discovery came after a months-long Homeland Security investigation in San Diego.

"They hate us for our freedom"

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