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I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice. You'd better wise up Bari Weiss! Your apple pie don't taste too nice You'd better wise up, Bari Weiss!
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You must have missed it, but Noem said she and her gang would never violate court orders. She was really defiant and indignant, so there’s no way she was lying.
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Maybe there will be fights to the death, with Lord Emperor trump doing the 👍/👎 thing before a roaring, bloodthirsty crowd.
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This is the issue with women’s sports! You would NEVER see grown male athletes celebrate with dancing! Oh, wait…shit. 😞
Saw some flick where this song played at the ending. Sarah Michelle Gellar played a total a-hole. Selma Blaire and Reese somebody-or-other (blonde girl) were in it. Gellar snorted coke outta her rosary cross. I don’t think it was one of those Scooby-Doo movies.
Laughter and swearing will be enjoyable, but I don’t know if I can cope with a lack of advertisements.
Elephant Man looked normal until some weird alien thingy took over his face. 😞
Nice one. Since you seem to enjoy posting GIFs of people imitating trump whenever he doesn’t get his way, here’s another one. Okay, now go ahead and respond with another trump impression.
I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice. You'd better wise up Bari Weiss! Your apple pie don't taste too nice You'd better wise up, Bari Weiss!
You must have missed it, but Noem said she and her gang would never violate court orders. She was really defiant and indignant, so there’s no way she was lying.
ZELENSKYY: We have capability to act preventively with regard to de facto leadership of Belarus, which must clearly understand there will be consequences if aggressive actions against Ukraine are taken. We won't forget 2022, when offensive came from territory of Belarus as well.
Hurricane Erin Hurricane Erin continues journey along the U.S. Atlantic Coast as the Sun sets on August 20, 2025. Creating dangerous Storm Surge, life-threatening high surf, and powerful rip currents. #Hurricane #TropicalCyclone GOES-East - 2025/08/21 UTC Learn More: www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/
Trump: "The gay national anthem -- that's why I did so well with the gay vote, because of that song"
This looks odd and a bit conspiratorial, but the metal detectors keep going off. So there appears to be something to it.
Chaco Canyon is a UNESCO Site, a national park, & sacred land for #NewMexico ’s indigenous communities. Somewhat inevitably, Trump’s Bureau of Land Management wants to open 300k+ acres of land around Chaco to oil & gas drilling. They’ve given the public just 7 days to comment — that was 3 days ago.
Wir sind zur Fraktionsklausur in Leipzig & sprechen über Zusammenhalt, Bezahlbarkeit & Gerechtigkeit. 1/2
President Reagan described America as a beacon on the hill. Sadly that light seems to be fading. But I believe it has burned long enough for the other democracies to see it. In the 1940s refugees fled the Nazis built the atomic bomb and won the war. 1/3
The Alliance will convene and contribute to several sessions at the @worldhealthsummit.bsky.social in Berlin, Germany, from 12 to 14 October 2025. Sessions can be livestreamed on YouTube channel without prior registration. Find out more about our events > ahpsr.who.int/newsroom/eve...
Counting down to the end of the launch discount on my slow cinema club The Film Thread. Half price till the end of today. Come chat about nuclear testing sending the world spinning off its axis! (thankfully only in Val Guest's movie not for real😁) vickilesley.substack.com/subscribe #filmsky #nukesky
Iran Cease-Fire Progress, Beirut Developments, and North Korea Testing Updates #breakingnews #worldnews #currentevents #newsupdate #headlines #newsalert #news
Global temperature change from 1850-2023. Watch till the end. There is no time to wait. #ActOnClimate #climate #energy #phaseoutfossilfuels #go100re
The Pentagon’s race to adopt AI without effective regulation poses serious — even deadly — risks. Congress must establish guardrails. Learn more in our report on the military and AI: bit.ly/4sJCA2S
#CRISPR and cocoa trees. Who gave the Mars corporation the right to edit the genetics of every cocoa tree on Earth?
Let’s go back to sleep. Go away Tuesday your bugging me!! #dog #sleep #blanket #goodnight #gn
It's the little things that I really need to get over 💀 #microwave #timeleft #skit #2seconds
Markuszower herhaalde vandaag wat hij eergisteren in de kamer zei: Mensen (kamerleden) die meeliepen met de Rode Lijn demonstratie, die (volgens hem) door Hamas is geïnfiltreerd, dan zeg ik hetzelfde: dan moet de overheid ook daar met desnoods maximaal geweld optreden.
Defend Loosdrecht "Er zijn wat fakkels die kant opgegaan waardoor er vuur is ontstaan in de bosjes. De politie en brandweer hielden netjes afstand, want na 22 dagen staan de meesten achter ons." Leugens, zie gedrag van demonstranten: brandweer tegenhouden, politie uitschelden.
Thanks to everyone who shared their photos and videos from the UK/EU tour. We've loved seeing it all through your eyes!
"You've got wavy hair, and tonight it's waving goodbye!" - Foley "That's cute..." - Max #AEWDoN
Kaitlan Collins? Dana Bash? Jake Tapper? Which anchor would win a CNN edition of Survivor? @karaswisher.bsky.social and @profgalloway.com have some thoughts….
This is the most relaxing game I have ever seen - Carve moats, raise towers and walls, and embellish them - Customize your beach to your liking - Relax, there's no rush The game is called Sandcastle on Steam.
Section 702 lets the government spy on Americans’ communications without a warrant. Now Congress is debating renewing it for several years. We must not let that happen without major reforms. Watch @trevortimm.bsky.social explain and learn how you can help: freedom.press/reform-section-702
Mullin's threat to end processing of international flights into sanctuary cities only punishes travelers. Gutting international service at major hubs will strand business travelers, military families, and many more travelers from both red AND blue states.
Kenny Atkinson on if the Cavaliers had won game one would it have changed the outcome of the series: "Look at the other games and the totality of it they pretty much dominated so I think it's a reach to say if we won that it would've changed the series."
Dig with nothing but a spoon and a patch of dirt, hire Mushroom Buddies and Dirt Golems, and grow your digging power through the skill tree in Dirt Clicker, a idler simulation indie game! Try the demo: playtester.io/dirt-clicker #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame
TY, Schultziepie! 💙 @moberzan.bsky.social @roray1010.bsky.social @filosia.bsky.social @jen-notjenny.bsky.social @ramblinro.bsky.social @jen4man.bsky.social @frankiemillie10.bsky.social @tdssister.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @raykwong.lol Toasters 'N' Moose cancel Freedom 250 gig.
LA Food Deals — May 17, 2026 🍟 McDonald's — Free 6pc McNuggets w/ $2 min purchase (50% off) 🍔 Jack in the Box — Free Jumbo Jack w/ large drink purchase (33% off) 🌮 El Portal Restaurant — Pasadena: $12 combo plates + $7 margaritas (43% off) More deals at lahomewin.com
This #EarthDay, remember that you have the power to help protect the people and places we love, whether it’s by taking action with us to hold polluting corporations and governments accountable or by planting native plants in your yard and garden to support local biodiversity in your neighborhood.
ゲーム内の「Kenshi」のマップを、この白いオオカミさんのMODで「モダンスタイルな地図」に変えてみませんか? @Steam https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3622313622 日本語の紹介はこちら:https://kenshi-jp.hatenablog.com/entry/MOD_ModernMap #Kenshi
✨️ Under Selûne's light, the Dalelands take an early step forward. Follow along as we share daily lore leading up to Guide to the Dalelands. Join the Mailing list at realmsbound.com ✨ #dnd #forgottenrealms #realmsbound
😂A Greenlandic woman shouts slogans at Trump's envoy to #Greenland, Jeff Landry, and tells him to leave her country and go home😂
Haven’t slept all night, my period randomly came and the pain is trying to take me out
👥💪 Ukraine Russia War | UA POV: Civilians in Ivano-Frankivsk Prevent Police Mobilization | RCF NSFW & Premium Content: https://patreon.com/RealCombatFootage Odysee: https://odysee.com/@RCF #RealCombatFootage #RCF #War #Military #WorldNews #BreakingNews #UkraineRussiaWar
This young lady is killin' the aux cord! I'm working on this document and she playin' Last Two Dollars (not me missing the lyric)
What’s deep water solo? Free solo is a type of climbing with no safety ropes. Deep water solo, also called Psycho Bloc, is free soloing over water. That way, falling hurts a little less! In Cairn’s free upcoming summer DLC, On The Trail, you can try it for yourself!
Opinion sincera: No tengo problema con los personajes femeninos en videojuego, muchas son icónicas pero me gustan personajes nuevos y bien construidos / Honest opinion: I have no problem with female characters in video games—many of them are iconic—
Hello Chippewa County! The President is coming to the Chippewa Valley and Chippewa County! Two protests are planned: 2:00pm - 3800 Starr Ave in Eau Claire mobilize.us/s/eGedXv 2:30pm - 6000 50th Ave in Chippewa Falls mobilize.us/s/rts3dW