I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice. You'd better wise up Bari Weiss! Your apple pie don't taste too nice You'd better wise up, Bari Weiss!

Today’s internet winner!

Elephant Man looked normal until some weird alien thingy took over his face. 😞

Nice one. Since you seem to enjoy posting GIFs of people imitating trump whenever he doesn’t get his way, here’s another one. Okay, now go ahead and respond with another trump impression.

Trump vehemently denies this is him dancing at Epstein Island, even though about three seconds into the GIF, you can see the origins of his double-hand-job dance.

Laughter and swearing will be enjoyable, but I don’t know if I can cope with a lack of advertisements.

Every sci-fi show or movie needed the cute robot sidekick.

Mills be like

Aunt May

Janeway had to decide whether she would have one annoying character hanging around or two annoying characters hanging around.

The moment Zionists massacred a team of rescue workers in a double tap. First they killed a father and his daughter, then bombed a medical team that arrived on the scene with their ambulance

Wir sind zur Fraktionsklausur in Leipzig & sprechen über Zusammenhalt, Bezahlbarkeit & Gerechtigkeit. 1/2

Colorado sets the gold standard for election security in the nation. We don't need federal overreach that will only succeed in making it harder for Coloradans and those across the country to register and cast their ballot.

NewsInsideUkraine t.me/NewsInsideUk... Yaroslavl’s oil refinery was reportedly attacked again by Ukrainian drones overnight, with fires and explosions reported. Governor Mikhail Yevrayev said the regional drone attack was repelled, while roads were temporarily closed and sirens sounded.

"I feel like i am very versatile at the receiver position." Ole Miss WR De'Zhaun Stribling gives an analysis of his game. #NFL #NFLCombine

Iran Cease-Fire Progress, Beirut Developments, and North Korea Testing Updates #breakingnews #worldnews #currentevents #newsupdate #headlines #newsalert #news

Russische Beamte haben begonnen, Propaganda über die "Gefahren des Internets" zu veröffentlichen Das ist ziemlich lächerlich geworden. 📲 Lade NEXTA Step VPN herunter und bleibe unter allen Umständen online.

"Dark horses" and "timing." Cute. The real leadership race nobody's running? Crown costs £138m. Child poverty tripled. Farage's £5m lie. That's the dark horse. And no one's mentioning it. 🎭👑

NOW AVAILABLE...NEW RELEASE EBOOK...ONLY $0.99. READ FOR FREE WITH KINDLE UNLIMITED. Bodies staged like burial rites. A killer using ritual as a message. HPD detective Leilani Kealoha must decode ancient practices while outmaneuvering federal agents and a man who won’t stop. Packed with forensic…

Exactly!!! And Obama deeply respected the American people, our troops, their families, and the sacrifices[ including the ultimate sacrifices] they made to preserve Democracy.

Two LSTMs worked, and I cannot believe it happened today. #deeplearning #lstm #debugging

baseball discourse on bluesky dot app today

The 98th annual Academy Awards are March 15th on ABC. Associate Producer Nabil Khan discussed this year's Oscar race on this week's 95.5 FM Hot Seat: Media Monday, now streaming! 👍😎 🖥 YouTube: youtu.be/LF48yijc2t4 🎧 Spotify: shorturl.at/t8ZTE 💻 Website: UticaPhoenix.net/HSMM2-23-26

Why are you waiting until your relationship is destroyed? You don't do that in any area of your life. Don't wait until there's crisis because maintenance is easier than repair.

Same robot prob earlier. Waymo fleet ops may learn slower than their robots. OP: tiktok.entrepreneur_queen

Are you in or near Contra Costa County?! Come meet California gubernatorial candidate, Xavier Becerra, this Thursday, April 23rd in Walnut Creek, CA at the Lesher Center for the Arts. #Becerra #BecerraEra #BecerraForGovernor #California #CaliforniaGovernor

Happy New Year from #AltumStrategyGroup! ✨ #HappyNewYear #BusinessGrowth #Leadership #Strategy #Success #Peace #NewBeginnings #AltumWave #finance #techonology #operations #hr #digital #governance #risk #innovation #ResponsibleTransformation

Gilead deserves thanks for their HIV prevention drug lenacapavir, not condemnation.

Sunday words of wisdom from Merlin. Well. You can’t argue with any of that, I’m sure.

Cynara Menezes sobre a soltura de Alexandre Ramagem, que até hoje não tem explicação. BARZINHO DAS MENINAS quintas 21h no canal FOLHA TV no YouTube com transmissão simultânea no Facebook. #barzinhodasmeninas #cynaramenezes #política #folhatv

Mental Health 101, in its first season, features Emotional Resilience Mental Health 101, in its first season, features Emotional Resilience building the strength podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/m...

🔴 ÚLTIMA HORA | El juez que investiga a Leire Díez requiere nueva documentación al PSOE e imputa a Cerdán y Zarrías social.elpais.com/2fn…

Join YOLO Health and Wellness and other local businesses at the Sandy Spring Friends School Craft Fair. Bring the kids out and enjoy the free bouncy house and shop with more than 70 local vendors. Food trucks will also be on site! #DMVevents #handmade #shopsmall #shoplocal #MOCOEvent

BREAKING: Fights break out and objects thrown between pro-Palestinian protesters and Zionists near land auction for stolen Palestinian land in Brooklyn.

PVE HELPS ALL DAY! twitch.tv/danfinity Giving away a 'Back to Basics' Emblem

'Time to Brush the kitty' #cats #cosmiccatvenus #catsofbluesky

'We've reduced our energy usage by 75%' A heat pump and solar panels boosted author and retrofit guru Judith Leary Joyce's home's value by £92,000 and drastically improved the energy efficiency of her previously draughty terraced house.

Keep the mom’s cool this weekend! Florida is Baking under a heat dome through Day. The combo of heat and humidity will drive feels like temps over 100° in many spots! A preview of summer… although a touch of drier air will make things more comfortable by midweek. Happy Mother’s Day to all moms!

A young warlock wages war on a city with his dragon! Inspired by QP Burning Ruins invite, next week's Doodlewash challenge, and Dragon Tuesday! #AIArt #FLUX #AIVideo #KlingVideo #dragonTuesday #QPBurningRuins @lsantos42.bsky.social

"We're smaller. We're mightier in a lot of ways," Jen Psaki said of shifting from MSNBC to MS NOW in a fascinating panel at NAB Show in Vegas. She was joined by Ari Melber and Marcus Mabry for a lively talk moderated by Breaker Media's Lachlan Cartwright

If you’re struggling with unhealthy habits and feeling stuck, remember—you are not alone. I’ve witnessed countless people take the first step, make progress, and transform their lives. Perfection isn’t the goal; progress is.

#Dobes #MontrealCanadiens receiving all the love in Montreal 🇨🇦🍁

Witajcie Motyle I poranne #WolneCycki😎👍

Moving at one million miles an hour... 'Welcome To The Pleasuredome' was released as a single on this day in 1985 💫

The Bible is a Unified Theory of Everything

Je hebt mensen die bewust kinderen krijgen en er dus eea over lezen. En je hebt mensen die kinderen nemen, en denken dat slaan een legitiem en goed middel is, kinderen te disciplineren.

✨️ Under Selûne's light, the Dalelands take an early step forward. Follow along as we share daily lore leading up to Guide to the Dalelands. Join the Mailing list at realmsbound.com ✨ #dnd #forgottenrealms #realmsbound

Posting this here just in case people missed it. Courtesy of @mollyploofkins.bsky.social

Celebrating the achievements of area graduates with Senor Salutes. See the full page here: https://www.centralillinoisproud.com/senior-salutes-2026/ 

I’m on to you, NASA! You can’t hide the #queso from the #american people any longer!

Backen ohne Zucker – mit unserem eigenen Imker-Honig! 🍯 Unser Gugelhupf aus dem Thermomix 7 wird natürlich gesüßt – genau so, wie es aus der Imkerei BienenBerger kommt. Natürlicher geht's nicht. 🐝 #Thermomix7 #BackenOhneZucker #Honigkuchen #NatürlichSüßen #BienenBerger

sorry in advance. #imurme #shitpost #funny #memes #internetbrain

I dunno this sounded funny in my head

Impariamo ad amare e a rispettare il nostro pianeta e soprattutto a non inquinarlo siccome é già malato!🌎 #terra #earth #planet #pianetaterra #giornatamondialedellaterra

A price comes with everything. #etiquette #mannermatters #betterlife #leagueoflegends #marvelrivelsdeadpool

good morning 🌞 (monday holiday waow)

Gazprom-Mitarbeiter muss nun seine Besorgungen auf der Krim zu Pferd erledigen, da dort kaum noch Gas verfügbar ist. www.reddit.com/r/NAFO/comme...

“Dictatorship in one country can influence the democratic world - it’s like cancer, you have to cut it to the last cell because it will spread.” Belarus' President-in-exile, Sviatlana Tsikhanouskaya, on why the fight for a free Belarus is worth the personal danger she continues to face.