A very sad Senile Satan sits channel surfing right-wing propaganda channels between his stock trades and looting the government, complaining to anyone in sight: “Hey, Xi gave Putin my girls. Very unfair.”

Not a word of this is true. He’s insane, pathological and anyone who supports him is in a cult.

This crazy lady will probably be getting millions of your tax dollars. That’s a lot of Dr. Pepper.

“Our government is desecrating its role in society by entertaining people with sports. Government is supposed to protect and serve the people. Our tax dollars and resources are funding this operation. The government is supposed to protect us, not entertain us.” Bryce Mitchell (on the card, for now)

New Yorkers lined up for Stephen Colbert's final show with Paul McCartney. 💔

Aretha Franklin was a surprise guest performer at the Kennedy Center Honors tribute to Carole King, who co-wrote Natural Woman. Aretha noted in a Vogue interview, “Carole didn’t know I was going to be there at all. That’s one reason she was so excited.” Sorry, edited for format.

Who’s next?

Donald Trump is scheduled to be at Walter Reed tomorrow for his fourth annual physical exam in 15 months. Apparently, unaware of the meaning of annual.

There’s a very good chance that this is Roseanne’s daughter. Video courtesy @thegoodliars.bsky.social

Anthony Scaramucci: “If Obama acted the way Trump is acting, Fox News hosts would be calling for his impeachment. This guy is falling asleep in the Oval Office. He spent $8.2T in his first term, and he’s going to rack up $9-10T at the pace he’s on now.”

A man asks a woman if she likes him, in this clip from 'Obsession'. Starring Michael Johnston, Inde Navarrette, Cooper Tomlinson, Megan Lawless, Andy Richter. In theaters May 15. #obsession #obsessionmovie

Walking 10,000 Steps a day. You will be shocked! 😯 #walking #walk #health #healthy #bluesky #uk #us #usa #india #pakistan #japan

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We’ve kept the soul of old-school fantasy TTRPGs, but turned up the intensity. Every roll matters. Every fight is deadly. Every victory is earned. 🔥 Coming Soon: The Lethal Academy Starter Boxed Set – your entry point into a grim, thrilling, and unforgettable fantasy experience.

Bach: Largo from the 3rd Solo Violin Sonata. To my friends in San Francisco, do you really feel like the Democratic leadership should stay in place? There is a good candidate with a real chance to unseat Pelosi, Saikat Chakrabarti. @saikatforcongress.bsky.social #cello #sf #politics #sanfrancisco

The award shows are disappearing. Thank you @BearFiorda & @Lady Summer Helene #tipsandtricks #behindthescenes #hollywood #prom #familyonlive

Putin says Russia and China committed to mutual support on sovereignty and other key strategic issues.

As the federal government shut down, California continued to lead. 💪🏽🧡 At the California Connects convening, GO-Serve Director Josh Fryday and Sacramento Vice Mayor Karina Talamantes highlighted how stronger partnerships helped build readiness for future emergencies. @cagovernornewsom.bsky.social

Today, 15th of May on Cape Town News… 🔥 Who’s really behind Cape Town’s R20bn airport boom? 🌊 Western Cape flood toll climbs as the final disaster numbers emerge. ✊ Prosecutors move to block bail for Fadiel Adams. 📍 Watch the full bulletin at 3 PM today.

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Five Threads Today ➜ The world has been punctured by five linked shocks: US‑Iran brinkmanship, UK job losses, Parliament's energy clash, Franco‑Algerian talks hinging on a jailed reporter, and Amnesty's report of soaring

"I just sing from the heart and put everything into it." Queer songwriter Psyarchy has released their debut single Mr Jones. @3crmelbourne.bsky.social #psyarchy #queersongwriter #queermusician #queermusic #ausmusic #melbournemusic #queerradio #3CR #melbourneradio #australianradio

A hard rescue today. His vet results are absolutely brutal. I just had to keep talking to him all day and hopes he keeps fighting. We think he had been dumped and left to die. He'e going to need a bit of a miracle if I'm honest but he's not alone and he's eating and drinking. His name is Rocky

Halloween Week begins tomorrow!!! Join us all next week on Cole TV for our 5th Annual Halloween Week where some of the most spooktacular content is coming your way! It all kicks off tomorrow night! #coletv #halloween #thisishalloween #spookyseason #halloweenweek

Why I cannot understand people that turn criminal to feed their family.

Here's a look at what we experienced for Forbidden Forest: Search for the Hippogriff drink 2026 Universal Fan Fest Nights

Ukraine launched massive drone attacks on Moscow region and Crimea, hitting military-industrial and oil targets, according to Ukrainian officials. Russia claims record interceptions. Zelensky called it a fair response. #Russia #Ukraine https://osint-signals.com/summary/704

Blair: UK must aid US, refuse requests "long and hard For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

Here’s what to expect next Monday on Morning Live! www.chch.com/morning-live...

The threat of an explosion has been eliminated at a compromised chemical tank in Garden Grove, authorities said following an overnight assessment. Evacuation orders for some 50,000 people remained in effect.

Will a Ribbon Round an Arrow Take It Further? Full Video Here: https://f.mtr.cool/vzdeqvhkal #medieval #backyardscience #hack

Worker interests and business profits always clash. Reform UK is funded by billionaires, which is why Reform is never on the side of workers. Cutting the minimum wage is exactly the kind of policy you’d expect from a party that cares more about billionaires than workers.

That stepback three from @wemby 👀 📺 NBC Original post

The FAU defense is bending, but not breaking. Awesome play by DB Justin Weatherall to jump the route and secure the INT, continuing a great spring for him. #FAU #CFB

Mauricio García de Quevedo, director general de la Federación Española de Industrias de Alimentación y Bebidas: "Si se confirman las noticias del fin del conflicto en Oriente Medio, creo que podremos remontar la enorme presión sobre los costes que hemos tenido estos meses" rtve.es/play/24-horas/

Yeah, they took a concept (House of Leaves 🍂) and ran with it. 😆 Non-Euclidean spaces are fascinating! 😵

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Hold the line. Vanilla-Style Shields by Lolulile offers a new way to delay the inevitable. →https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3584605223

Posted 2 days ago, Credit @captmarkkelly.bsky.social & @SenJohnCurtis "disagreebetter: “To disagree is human. To disagree better is American.” 🇺🇸@SenMarkKelly and @SenJohnCurtis are showing that political opponents can still lead with respect. #DisagreeBetter " #Politics #Respect #Politicians

So good!!

Ukrainian gymnasts boycotted the Russian and Belarusian anthems at the European Championships after sanctions were lifted. Sofiia Krainska won silver in the ribbon event, while Varvara Chubarova took bronze in the ball event.

Dodgers vs Blue Jays

🕵️‍♀️ Incarnez pas un, pas deux, mais bien trois agents secrets dans Spymaster par @innerspacevr.bsky.social, un titre d'action, plateforme et réflexion original, dans lequel vous devrez déjouer les plans de super-vilains à travers différents niveaux. 🎮 Disponible en EA sur SteamVR et Meta Quest.

My residents are sick of being let down by Thames Water. The company is dead in the water. The PM should deny the £16 billon rescue deal that is about to cross his desk and establish a public benefit company. I look forward to the opportunity to discuss this further with the Minister.

Working on new shader effects for my mana-drain ability that converts mana -> health, this is a fun one. It's still a work in progress, but I like where it's going #shader #screenshotsaturday #godot #indiegame

This veteran lost close friends in an ambush and has struggled silently ever since So we surprised him with $5,000 and an entire school cheering him on (24/50 lowa) A reminder that our veterans should never feel forgotten. Donate in bio #veteran #memorialday #patriotic #usa #usapolitics #fyp #foryou

Questo estratto dall’intervento di #DavidAttenborough alla COP26 ci sembra il modo migliore per celebrare il suo centesimo compleanno. Era il 2021. Sono passati cinque anni, e le parole di Attenborough pesano ancora perché il divario tra gli impegni presi e le azioni reali non si è chiuso.

New — @insidepolitics 8aET/11aET: @CNN — Trump’s plans to expand military in US cities — John Bolton latest — Firing officials to stamp out dissent — Interview with Dem vying to take on Susan Collins in marquee race — Which party has edge in gerrymandering war — Newsom’s strategy

The wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round, round and round The wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town

Trump floats making Venezuela the 51st state.

'The budget is out of control.' After defeating Prop Q - Austin City Council's attempt to raise property taxes by 20% - Matt Mackowiak from Save Austin Now on two things his group will focus on next. STORY: www.wfaa.com/article/news...

He is an international JOKE.

I had hoped to lean more into the paint aesthetic, adding more tile types and making it more slippery, and adding more puzzle elements, but the motivation kind of died out. Still, it was an interesting concept. Also the paint in this drips a lot more like paint, which is neat.

Huge thanks to everyone who came out to the Milwaukee International Women's Day celebration this past weekend! We've come a long way together -- and our fight is still just getting started 💪

Mit Sherky rumhängen 🥰 hanging out with Sherky 🐕 #dogsofbluesly #greyhound #Windhund

Whew! Miss Brown...

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This laser strips indigo off denim without water, turning “washing” into a precision process. Original post

There are 25+ million uninsured Americans RIGHT NOW. Republicans’ answer is to cut 300,000 MORE from coverage to fund bombs over Iran. No debate. No vote. Just cuts. This must be stopped. #FundHealthcareNotWar