Elect a clown, expect a circus. And boy, did we get one.

Donald Trump is scheduled to be at Walter Reed tomorrow for his fourth annual physical exam in 15 months. Apparently, unaware of the meaning of annual.

Who’s next?

Lara Lea Trump: “Now that everyone is canceling their musical performances, this is my time to shine. And I won’t back down.”

Jimmy Kimmel infiltrates Trump’s cabinet meeting to help heap praise on him and his work with extraterrestrials, or however that word's pronounced.

Does the senate offer a dental plan? Asking for Sen. John Kennedy.

Kaitlyn Collins: “Have you heard from the president? Has he called you?” Fredo Trump: “No, but I'm glad he acknowledges that I'm a good boy. I am a good boy.”

Collins: “Do you think that there should be height and weight restrictions on which members of the military can come?” Jennings: “I asked the white house is this true? And I was told: fake news.” Collins: “There is literally a memo.” Courtesy of @acyn.bsky.social

Nancy Mace: “I will not be snubbed by Donald Trump. I’m his number one fan.”

Guess who was shitposting at 5:52am while studying for his cognitive exam?

Cleveland wants to put Jalen Duren in action, Detroit working to get him out of it. -Allen screens for Donovan Mitchell, Duren's drop turns into a switch -Back to Mitchell and Cade kicks Duren out -Swing to Harden and LeVert rotates -Swing to Mobley who attacks Duren

Happy Indie Bookstore day to the cool ppl that celebrate! I’m habing such a grea time, this is my superbowl fr!! Stopped by Politics and Prose first today! They had signed copies of Now I Surrender and the indie version of Last Night in Brooklyn! #booksky #indiebookstoreday

“The influence of Nicola Sturgeon on the SNP manifesto is far greater than I expected” Andy Maciver points out that the SNP's manifesto policies are very similar to those of Nicola Sturgeon’s: there is a great focus on social issues, but not so much on the economy…

Gov. Wes Moore called it: the U.S. is on fire. Five alarms. This isn't the moment for careful, politics as usual. It's the moment for bold redistricting that protects every vote and fights back hard. Take it from him: "We don't have a choice but to act."

GOATED!🐐 *Normalize disrupting Fascists! #London

Exercise: Boost Your Life & Confidence!

A Jasper favorite has come to Edmonton-City Centre! Check out the Patricia Street Deli at 10567-111 Street starting tomorrow, Dec. 1. #ableg

Meet Blessed #CarloAcutis, the millennial saint-to-be who used tech to spread faith. His canonization will be held on September 7th.

Operation: Iron Coffin #1, FOC June 1st, in shops July 8th! @kennyporter.bsky.social & Tyrell Cannon Interview on YT & Podcast Apps! LIVE Wednesdays 7PM EST! New Comic Book Day Reviews, Nerdy News/Rumors, & Creator Interviews! Follow, Subscribe, Join the Discord! PANELOIDS.COM!

Oes diddordeb ’da ti yn y gwaith ry’n ni'n ei wneud? Darllena ein hadroddiad blynyddol sy'n edrych yn ôl ar y flwyddyn academaidd 2024-25: cymwysterau.cymru/newyddion-a-... #Addysg #EduSky #Cymru

Pizza is back!

An increasing number of Americans are united in opposing abuses of power. Peter Keisler, former Acting Attorney General, at the Brennan Legacy Awards dinner

Check out Sheryl's Candy Apple Creations in Jacksonville, NC!!!! Great Service!!!

Turning an empty street corner into a stray, cat shelter. The world needs more people like you. 🐈‍⬛

"Al Green stands up for us in the face of the worst oppression we've ever had." Listen to James, a resident of the New 18th talk about how Congressman Al Green has never stopped fighting for us. Join James on May 26th and Vote Al Green for the New 18th. #ThePeoplesCongressman

Menudo golpe se ha llevado la chica!!!! / What a shock that girl got!!!! #FinalFantasy

"Hey Nekomancer, should the person reading this go add your game to their Steam Wishlist?"

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Some of us had to build ourselves back up from absolute rock bottom. This song is for the people still fighting their way out. ⚡ “From the Bottom Up” — coming soon. — Grayson Volt — #NewMusic #RockMusic #AlternativeRock

No, wind turbines aren’t killing whales. Despite what fossil-fuel-funded groups — and the #Trump / #MAGA disinformation machine — keep claiming. #climatechange

Wren slides under the bottom rope nail a boot! 💥 #WWENXT

125 patriots and a handmaiden stood on the corner of Buckner & Garland in Dallas to exercise our 1st A rights. We gather every Sunday, noon-1. Protest supported by The Funky East Dallas Democrats aka The FEDDs, inspired by 50501 organization. Sound on for honks 🚙🚙 ICE OUT NOW!

@c.t.ali.fletcher THE POWER BEHIND THE THROWN, MAGA ARE YOU REALLY OKAY WITH YOUR PRESIDENT BEING BOUGHT AND PAID FOR???

A recent study tracked older adults who voted in the 2008 U.S. presidential election and found they had a significantly reduced risk of dying over the following 5, 10, and 15 years, with those in poorer health benefiting most. #greatnews #greatnews4u  #democracy #vote #globalhealth

About Last Night. An old ghost spirit named "Black Jacob" visited me and gifted me my first ever "Theme Song". I am honored and blessed to be welcomed into my new "family" on The abandoned haunted Nisbet Plantation. Thank you "Jacob"! Your voice is amazing! #saintkittsandnevis #folktales

Ice Cream Talking Cartoon Characters www.icecreamtalkingcartoonrecipes.com/ Joyful ice cream cartoon sundaes to fill your sweet tooth and tickle your funny bone.

"snaplife00: Teach you how to use your phone to shoot high-end creative masterpieces" #mobile #cellphone #creative #photography

Chemical Tank In Garden Grove California No Longer At Risk Of Catastrophic Explosion

EVERY. BODY. #AEWCollision

🐶🆘DON’T KILL REGINALD “Sitting still 4 even a moment is challenging…He shows off his World Cup moves w/a stuffed soccer ball & does loops w/a pink stuffie, letting us admire those big tall ears as he passes & shows us his treasure. There is a sweetness to his eyes that u can’t miss” 🙏Repost 2find🏡

A 4th of July celebration turns into a fight for survival. 🎆🚫 Would you open the door to save a stranger if it meant risking everyone inside? Watch Tonight! disruptentertainment.com/our-films/american-deadbolt #AmericanDeadbolt #Thriller #ChamberFilm #NewMovie

Implemented a drop shadow in my game, while its visually a bit odd it does greatly help with landing on platforms as you can see exactly where you are. #ScreenshotSaturday #GodotEngine #GameDev #Shader

Trump is more concerned with a UFC fight and building his ballroom than with the fact that Americans are struggling to afford groceries.

I have asked the Education Secretary to pledge sufficient funds for new initiatives so schools in Thornbury and Yate don’t have to raid their existing budgets.

At ASA ADVANCE 2026, presenter Dr. Steven Schulman touted diversification of revenue as a cure for hospitals' "stipend fatigue." What ideas do you have to help drive smarter practice management? Submit by April 15 to be considered for ASA ADVANCE 2027! www.asahq.org/advance/educ... #ADVANCE27

Happy 100th birthday, Sir David Attenborough. Thank you for helping generations of us fall in love with our natural world, and inspiring so many to protect it for the future.

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By gutting OSAP grants, the Ford gov is forcing students to choose between an education and a lifetime of debt. This will create barriers to post-secondary education - while ON already has the highest youth unemployment rate across the country. #onpoli

Ale nie powinno być traktowane jak obiektywna prawda. Franciszek Georgiew tłumaczy, gdzie przebiega granica: AI nie powie nam, kiedy skończy się wojna ani nie rozstrzygnie za nas relacji. Może jednak pomóc zobaczyć możliwe wzorce, ryzyka i pytania, z którymi warto iść dalej.

It’s a snow globe at Soldier Field 30 minutes before kickoff. #Bears

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It is Masters weekend! Just like the pros at Augusta, you need a caddy in your corner when the pressure is on. We are here to guide you through your purchase or refi, helping you avoid the hazards and secure the win. Reach out to start today. #Masters #Mortgage #RealEstate #Tampa

LIVE! Raising Money for Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS) with the Celebrate Your Stripes Raid Train! 💜 www.twitch.tv/pmsjordan

SpaceX Targets Massive Valuation, Broadcom Slips, and Market Supply Concerns #finance #economy #business #markets

🔴 Villarejo apunta a Rajoy en el caso Kitchen y le acusa de ser el cerebro de la trama y de engañarlos a todos 🗣️ "Villarejo ha cambiado varias veces de versión, todas le vienen mal al PP", expresa Manuel Rico en #MalasLenguas

#spurs #thunder #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/xks0s4jd

An orca pulls off a stunning mid-air sideswipe on a dolphin in Baja California Sur, showcasing the raw power of nature. What a breathtaking moment!

Irã divulga vídeo feito por IA de 'briga' entre Estátua da Liberdade e Cristo Redentor.

On June 4, 2010 - Adidas launched its epic Star Wars commercial featuring celebrities inserted into the Mos Eisley Cantina scene from A New Hope. Daft Punk, David Beckham, Snoop Dogg, Franz Beckenbauer and more made appearances. #StarWars